Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Field Trip to the Makai! Hands and Feet INSIDE the Teleport Please! ( Chapter 10 )

*all suddenly get transported from the crazy Anzu-bashing cave of frilly dodo birds to a place which looks scarily normal but with a few odd exceptions such as purple trees and yellow flowers…*

Kurama: *sighs* Home sweet home!

Bakura: You call THIS home?!

Hiei: Yup ^_^

Psycho: There are demons running around everywhere!

Yuugi: And the trees are purple!

Yami: They're supposed to be purple you dolt!

RavenFire: *slaps Yami* don't talk to your hikari like that! It's wrong!

Yami: when do you care?

RavenFire: nunya!

Kitsune: where are we?

Kurama: we are in the Demon World!

Ryou: o_O

Honda: why are we here?

Seto: no, question is HOW did we get here?

Shadi: by a powerful and mystical force!

All: -_-;

Psycho: anyway.....

FDC: where do we go now?

Hiei: *evil look* how about we split up?

Bakura: *eyes Hiei* why?

Hiei: *all of a sudden looks innocent* no reason.... maybe we could just find a way back faster.

Malik: Well you two used to LIVE here so why don't you show us the hell outa here so we can all go and get on with our normal lives?!!!

Nyoko: Normal?

Hiei: Or what?

Kurama: Don't start Hiei...

Marik: Or together my hikari and I will mindf*ck you to the point where you'll be doing the horizontal mambo with your momma!!

Hiei: ...Do I even HAVE a momma? o_O

All: OOOOOOOKKKKKKKK

FDC: that's was just wroooooong

Kurama: yeah.... ANYWAY PEOPLE...... lets just leave.....before everyone kinda goes insane...

Psycho: too bad that's already happened.....-.-;

*Marik, Hiei, and Malik are yelling and screaming and saying very obscure and cruel things to one another....*

All: -_-;;;

Otogi: OVESHUP TOOOOBESUI TOOTSIE ROLL!

*everyone stops what they are doing*

Seto: was that SUPPOSED to make sense?

Otogi: no...Not really. I just said it to get these morons' attention! ^.^

Malik: hey who you calling' a moron, moron!?

*rustling in the demonic Makai mulberry bushes*

All: o_O

Jou: Did anyone else hear dat?

Nyoko: Oh Gods it burns it's so loud!!! *covering ears with hands* >_<

Jou: I'll take that as a yes -_-

*more rustling in the demonic Makai mulberry bushes*

Ryou: *suspicious* now who… could it be…?

Kurama: Hmm…

*the figure behind the demonic Makai mulberry bushes jumps out to be… Kuwabara in a diaper!!*

Kuwabara: DADDA!!!!!!!!!

Kurama & Hiei: O____________O

Hiei: i have no idea what Kuwabaka is doing here but if he touches me, people will get hurt.....

Kuwabara: OOOOO GOOOOO POOOOOPOOOOOOOO *squats down and looks like he's constipated* POOOOO POOOOOO!!!!

Lady_Washu: OMG DO YOU SMELL THAT?!

Psycho: That's disgusting!

Kuwabara: *runs at Bakura; his diaper starts to fall down*

Bakura: AHHHH GET THIS VILE MONSTROSITY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

RavenFire: I'll save you!

Bakura: e_e thanks I feel SOOOOO much better now....*rolls eyes*

Marik: AAHAHAHA the "vile monstrosity" has a thing for Bakura!!

Deranged Kuwabara: *stops* *looks around* DADDA!! *starts running to Marik*

Marik: Holy hell! *whips out M. Rod*

Ryou: This place really IS scary!!

*everyone suddenly gets split into 3 groups by an invisible telemagnetic force*

Mokuba: NOW where are we?

Malik: I don't know but whoever got stuck with Kuwabara I feel sorry for…

Psycho: THAT would be us -_-

Kuwabara: *sucking on fingers*

Bakura: AHHHHHH AND IM STILL HERE?!?!?!?!

Kuwabara: SQUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSHHHH!!!!! *glomps Bakura*

Bakura: WHY ME?!?!?!?!

Psycho: hey, you're not the only one who has to deal with him!

Bakura: but he's not the one glomping you! *fighting off rabid slobbering diaper-clad Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: ^_^

Seto: Awww poor you!

Mokuba: i wanna go home

Malik: we all do and we better before we all go mad!

Seto: a bit late for that aren't you?

Malik: -_-

~*Group # 2*~

Kitsune: ok... NOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

Otogi: WAAAAA I WANT MY MOMMA!!!!

Nyoko: where is my Hikari?!

Marik: YOURS?! Where's MINE T_T

Kurama: At least that baka wearing the diaper is gone!

Jou: Whats his issue anyway?

Kurama: -_- even I don't know

Marik: Well you could at least tell us where we are, ginger nut.

Kurama: My hair is CRIMSON!! Not ginger! CRIMSON!! Geeze get it right…

Ryou: Yeah get it right Marik.

Otogi: Yeah Marik, geeze. ANYONE can tell the difference between ginger and crimson…

Marik: Leave me alone! You're just jealous that I've got speech impairment and you don't!! >_<

Kitsune: Speech… impairment?

Jou: It's gonna be a long day…

Kurama: Night.

Jou: WHATEVER!

~* Group #3 *~

Honda: *eating donuts* DUDE!! You didn't tell me this place had DONUTS!

Hiei: It's got a souvenir shop too ^_^

Honda: REALLY?

RavenFire: Oh SHUT UP Honda!!! We're need to find a way to get back to the others and all you can think about is FOOD?!

Honda: Dude you sound like Shizuka…

Shizuka: SHUT UP HONDA!

Lady_Washu: Yeah shut up!

Honda: But-

Yami: No buts Honda! Not now!

Yuugi: Now either use your pointy head to help us find a way to get back to the rest or just sit there and eat your donuts and don't do a THING about it!

Honda: I might just do that.

RavenFire: You REALLY suck -_-

~*Group 1*~

Kuwabara: WAAAAAAA I WANT DADDA!!!!!! *still clinging to Bakura*

Bakura: >.<

Mokuba: big brother the ugly guy in the diaper dripping out nasty liquid is scaring me!

Seto: Simple. Don't look at it then.

Malik: *steps in something and looks down* AH SH*T!!!!! Dammit look at what I stepped in!

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Psycho: EEEEEEWWWWWWW okay we need to DITCH this little terror. Anyone know where we are?

Seto: *looks up at sign that says "Lady Mukuru's Kingdom THIS WAY!" with an arrow pointing in a westerly direction*

Mokuba: Well she sounds nice ^_^

Malik: Onwards and upwards people!

Psycho: Since when did YOU become so optimistic? -.-;

~*Group 3*~

Honda: *still chomping on donuts*

Shizuka: I want my brother! I want to go home! I want some money! I want my makeup! My hair is all out of place! I think I just wet my pants!

L_W: YOU MISSY ARE FOREVER COMPLAINING!!! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE YOU END UP IN THE 732676386429TH DIMENSION OF NEVER-ENDING INSANITY AND INFERNOES!!!!!!!

All: o_O

Yami: Dude…

RavenFire: OMG WHAT IS THAT SOUND?!

All: *start listening*

Hiei: Sounds like....

Yuugi: An electric pencil sharpener?

Hiei: *goes pale* HOLY SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!

Yuugi: *while running* What WHAT? What is wrong with the electric pencil sharpeners?!!

Hiei: You don't wanna know!!!!! AaaaaaaaAAAARRRGGH!!!

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FDC: A job well done I say ^_^

Pegasus: I only had one line! This is outrageous! Atrocious! Horrendous!

Psycho: Oh shut your gob or I'll turn you into a janitor >_>

Pegasus: No! Anything but that!

FDC: *looks at watch* CRAP! I gotta run peeps… I have a date with one HELLA fine fire demon in the underworld in like… six minutes.

Ryou: What about me?

FDC: You can come too if you want ^^

Psycho: I have to go too. My 1006 year old half demon half human date awaits me. His name is Lor ^_^

RavenFire: Ooh ooh! I know him!

Nyoko: Me too! Small world!

FDC: Actually the underworld is about 6 times larger than the Shadow Realm but anyhow. I must be going!

Psycho: Me too! BYE AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!