Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Honda Saves the Day! ( Chapter 11 )

Pegasus: *is having an argument with himself about sponge-cake* I will be the ruler of white sponge-cake, and soon the universe!!

Marik: *I* am the ruler of the universe... Bung-eyed two-faced wannabe queer!

Nyoko: In your dreams -_-

F_D_C: yeah....ok Marik whatever you say... *coughcough*maniac*coughcough*

RavenFire: Like you can talk hikari…about being psycho....you're a freak just as much as Marik!

F_D_C: U r mean...that is one freakish psycho right there *points at nothing*

All: -_-

F_D_C: I'm hyper off pocky HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AAAHAHAHAA---*chokes* *gags* *dies* x_X

Psycho: *struts in* HELLO ALL!! ^_____________^

Nyoko: About time you got here.

Bakura: We got held up.

Shadi: One guess why -_-

Psycho: There was a hit-and-run on my street this morning! Someone got killed!

All: *perks up*

Jou: Was it Mai?

Otogi: Or Serenity?

Marik: Or better… Anzu?

Bakura: There is a photo of some weird guy with pinkish-red hair lying on the road covered in blood… and some psychopath with long black hair wearing a black suit with pale skin was seen driving away manically in a Morris Miner… here take a look. *holds up newspaper*

Psycho: *takes a look* Holy shit that's Kurama!!! @_@

Bakura: *_* it is?! *does victory dance*

Psycho: *bursts into floods of tears* WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA KURAMA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

Youko Kurama: *comes up behind Bakura* Hello everyone.

Bakura: O.O Aaah!! *shoots into orbit then slowly comes back down again…* But you're--- you're-you! But! *shoves newspaper in face*

Youko Kurama: I'm fine… this is my demon form ^-^ I can come and go as I please so… yah. =P

Psycho: WEEEEEEEEEEEE KURAMA'S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! ^______^ *glomps Kurama*

Kurama: O.o…. ^o^

Bakura: >_<+ nuts.

F_D_C: -_- where the hell is Hiei?! He's late again!!

RavenFire: As per usual.

Hiei: *busts in breathing hard*

Nyoko: Speak of the devil

All: o_O

Youko Kurama: whats the matter with you?

Hiei: Mukuru… she was... was....

F_D_C: was....?

Hiei: SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME AGAIN!!!!!

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All: o___________O *sweatdrop*

Youko Kurama: No! Really? AGAIN?

Hiei: Yes! *gets in foetal position and starts rocking*

Psycho: o_O ok... yeah...well let's get on with this shall we?

Pegasus: YES! So I can rule the Sponge-cake world and then the Universe!

Marik: -_-

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---____----____----while lost in the demonic land of the Makai---____---____---

~*Group Number 1*~

Mokuba: We have to escape the electric pencil sharpener demons before they shave our bodies into smithereens!

Malik: For once the runt is right -_-

Seto: Why didn't *I* think of that? o_O

Bakura: Yeah... why DIDN'T Kaiba think of that?

All: *look at Kaiba like he's gone dotty* O.o o.O

Kaiba: I'M LOSING MY BRAINYNESS!!! *flips out and starts running in circles holding his head*

Psycho: WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO!!??!??!??!!!!!! *is hysterical*

Malik: Well for the time being we should hide up a tree and wait for the monstrosities to pass … then find the others and hope to Ra that they don't get shaven into a bloody pulp!!

Kaiba: Again… WHY didn't *I* think of that?!?!!!! >_<

Psycho: You're just having a mental relapse… it will pass… hopefully XD *starts climbing tree*

Kaiba: -_- *feels dumb for the first time in his life*

~*Group Number 3*~

Lady_Washu: running is getting us nowhere people! *latched onto Yami*

Shizuka: we have to make a plan to get outa this before we die!

RavenFire: ok Ms. Smarter-Than-Kaiba, what do we do?

Shizuka: um...

Honda: ILL SAVE YOU SHIZUKA! *superman stance*

Hiei: *stops and hides in a nearby bush*

Everyone: *follows*

Yuugi: Why are we stopping? Won't we get caught?

Hiei: Honda, you just might be able to save us all!

Honda: really?!

Hiei: yes!

Shizuka: really? How is that possible, he's an idiot!

Hiei: ok this is what we'll do...

Lady_Washu: ooo I see what you mean.

RavenFire: that's genius!

*pencil sharpeners start looking in the bushes and they come upon the group*

Yuugi: NOW!

All: *come running out of the bushes at the pencil sharpeners holding Honda like a log waving his head at them like a sword*

Shizuka: Jeez Honda, I never knew your shark fin head could be so useful! ^^

Honda: *blush* thanks Shizuka! *gets caught in one the pencil sharpeners* AHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!!!!! *head gets buzzed off and all other pencil sharpeners feast upon him*

All pencil sharpener creatures/demons: *starts gagging and getting sick on what they have eaten of Honda*

Others: (((O_O)))

Pencil Sharpener creatures/demons: *die a horrible death*

Voice: NOOOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS BABIES!!!!!!

All: o_O

~*Group Number 2*~

Nyoko: Did you HEAR THAT?!

Jou: That was the biggest explosion I've ever heard in my life!!

Youko Kurama: It might have just been Karasu having a hernia.

Otogi: It sounds like…

Kitsune: Something buzzing…

Marik: That can't be good…

Ryou: Anything buzzing usually means death…

*suddenly a giant black capsule lands in the middle of the field crushing everything in its path appears. 5 beings walk out of it like they are drunk and are falling all over the place*

Dark_Angel_2891: Where the HELL are we?!

Youko Kurama: Uhh… welcome to the Makai… ^^;;

Rowan Girl: o_O how did we get to the Makai?

Otogi: You expect us to know?

DoL: I feel sick.... where's Shizuka?

Jou: This whole place can make you sick, it smells weird!

Youko Kurama: Watch it human.

Jou: Eh? o_O

Nyoko: Not to mention the diaper-clad giant on the loose.

Youko Kurama: Don't even start -_-

Yamifanner: I don't even remember how we got on that capsule thing!

Khura: Me neither…

Otogi: You were probably drugged. Like we were.

Jou, Ryou, Nyoko, Kitsune, Kurama: o____O we weren't drugged…

Ryou: well you're here now so we need to get out of here...before…

Rowan Girl: RYOU! *glomps*

FDC: +_+ not cool. Definitely not cool.

Ryou: *being strangled* >_<

Rowan Girl: RYOU! RYOURYOURYOU!!!!

FDC: *eye twitches*

Nyoko: Great ok… soo…. now what?

Rowan Girl: *still strangling Ryou*

Ryou: *turning blue* can't..........breathe.....

FDC: O.O! HEY!!!! *grabs Ryou*

Rowan Girl: MINE! *pulls on Ryou's other arm*

Ryou: WAHHH!!!! YOU CAN'T BOTH HAVE ME!!!!!!

Everyone else: o_O; ….

~*Group Number 1*~

*are all hiding up trees ready to counter attack the evil pencil demons (or those who are remaining)*

Malik: *giggling like a little girl* Tee hee… this is going to be soo fun!! ^_^

Psycho: Are you sure this is going to work…?

Malik: Of course it will! How could our plan possibly fail?

Psycho: In that case… *whips out random sharp objects* ^_^

Mokuba: *holding grenades* Here they come!

*evil buzzing noise*

Bakura: * "accidentally" pushes Kuwabara out of the tree* Bye-bye baby!!

*pencil sharpener demons approach Kuwabara and start to salivate and froth at the mouth*

Demon: FOOOOOOOODDD!!!

Malik: ATTACK!!!!! *throws putrid-smelling rotten pineapples at the demons*

Mokuba: *throws grenades* TAKE COVER!!!! *dives into Seto's trench coat*

Psycho: *throws random sharp objects down stabbing several demons*

Bakura: *starts doing a rain dance on the top of the tree*

Kuwabara: DDDAAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets blown up and devoured by the remaining pencil sharpener demons*

Bakura: FWWWWOOOOAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *gets rained on* Hey, it worked! ^_^

*suddenly a giant portal opens up in the sky and sucks everyone into it*

~Group 1, 2 & 3~

*are inside the portal-ma-jig*

Khura: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: You have no IDEA how many times I've heard that today -_-;

Dark Angel: I wonder where this thingy is taking us…

RavenFire: Could be anywhere…

Kurama: Why am I still here…. -_-

Inu Yasha: Why am I still here?!! o.O

Hiei: Waaaa I wanna go back home…!! Oh wait… no I don't, the Makai is scary now!! *clamps to Kurama*

Kurama: -_-

DoL: *clinging to Shizuka* this… is…. not….. fun!!

Shadi: I wonder if we're going home?

FDC: Home can be many places for a hamster e_e

RavenFire: He probably means the loony bin

Otogi: There is a code that can get us out of this portal… but if we get out I will have no clue as to where we would land up.

Seto: Anything to stop these swirling colours!! @_@

Mokuba: *is violently shaking and foaming at the mouth*

RavenFire: I feel sick -_-

Yami: Then why not get high? *hands pipe to RF*

FDC: YAMI!!! >_>

Psycho: Ok, judging from whats happening to all you crazy ass buffoons we need to get out of here ASAP!

Otogi: Ok! All we need to do is say the first random word that comes to our head and we'll end up in another place! We all have to say it though! Oh… and it has to be in Guatemalan.

All: o____O))

Malik: Jujube!

Marik: Chum chum!

Ryou: Lime Jelly Bugaboo!

Bakura: O_o Poppa doodle dee-dum!

Otogi: TOMATOES!!!!!!

Psycho: Don't sound TOO enthusiastic Otogi -_- ……… Faerie Bubble Kau Kau MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Inu Yasha: Tetsuiga tootsie Kooba!!

DoL: Shizuka is hot

Shizuka: O.O *thinks of random thing to say* ……I HATEYOU HONDA!!

Jou: Donuts with sprinkles!

Honda: Deckswabbler snozzcumber!

Yami: Afroman!

Shadi: Hamster song weeeeee poooop Ankh!!

*another portal happens to open up inside the existing portal*

Rowan Girl: IT'S WORKING!!!!!! O.O *starts worshipping the new portal opening*

All: o_O

Mokuba: *chokes out something through all the froth in his mouth*

Nyoko: FREEZE TO YOUR DEATHS IN THE UNDERWORLD YOU PATHETIC PUNY POWERLESS MORTALS!!!!! *lightening crashes behind her*

Psycho: O.O; …yami… where did that come from?

Nyoko: *shrugs* ^_^

Psycho: -_-;

RavenFire: BLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOD GLORIOUS BLOOD!!!!!! *eyes glow red by means of blood thirst*

FDC: ….our yamis are starting to scare me…

Psycho: You're tellin me! e_e

FDC: I never knew they could turn so evil!

Yuugi: Dark Magician……… RAPE!!!!!!

All: O_O *freeze*

*crickets chirp, tumbleweed rolls across ground*

Psycho: …rape?

Yami: Don't you mean… attack, hikari?

Yuugi: *stares with absent-minded, numb stare*

*tumbleweed rolls across ground the other way*

FDC: Ok maybe not -_- CONTINUING!!

Khura: HONKIE HORNY SLICER DICER!

Yamifanner: Maraqua sewage surfer!!

Kurama: Ninny nanny poodle shampoo!

Lady_Washu: PHARAOHESS CHIM-CHIM DESERT DWELLER OASIS LICKER! *clamps to Yami*

Seto: Ah… I think we can get inside the portal now. It's practically swallowing Rowan Girl up whole.

RG: *is still worshipping the portal*

All: *pile into the portal*

Malik: What do you suppose those do? *points at number pad*

Psycho: WAIT! Before anyone presses anything… I think we should type in 2004.

Nyoko: Whyyyy?

Psycho: -_- SO WE DON'T END UP IN ANOTHER TIME!!!!!

Jou: Point taken. *types in 2003*

*portal starts to take off like a space rocket*

Honda: YOU TYPED IN THE WRONG NUMBERS!!!!!!!

Marik: Now it's definitely safe to say that we're all gonna die.

Isis: *jumps up and down* We're going back to last year!!

All: *sigh* -_-

FDC: We are NEVER gonna get home… e_e

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FDC: I feel homesick…

Pegasus: You never said who the voice was ;_;

Psycho: Everyone knows it was you -_- … idiot

Pegasus: Well, that's just like, soooo totally original then isn't it?! *turns nose up*

FDC: Oh shut yo gob or I'll just have to shove that moldy old Ronald McDonald cake in your face!

Peggy: Nooo!! Why do you cruel and unusual people have fun in torturing me?

Psycho: I think that's quite an obvious question…

Pegasus: Why WHY?! I at least have the right to know WHY you torment me!

RavenFire: Because you have one eye.

Nyoko: And long ugly hair!

FDC: You're an alcoholic!

Psycho: And you used to steal people's souls for the pure satisfaction of it -_-

Yuugi: Yeah you big meanie!

Seto: No comment

Pegasus: Ok ok I get the point… sheeeeeesh //o_\\\