Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Warped: The Return of Pegasus, Seto vs the Aztecs and Yamis vs Hikaris! ( Chapter 12 )

Bakura: Neither do I! *clings to Psycho*

Lady_ Washu & Yamifanner: WAAAH!! *cling to Yami* *hiss at each other*

Psycho: OKAY BACK IT UP PEOPLE!!!! LET'S GET INTO A TIGHT GROUP SO WE CAN'T GET SPLIT UP!!!

*30 odd people cram together as an island of ice breaks underneath them*

*the land divides and Grouchy Peterson and Harvard McPoodle drift away on the continent that would be Australia while the rest of us drift upon South America*

Harvard McPoodle & Grouchy Peterson: Good bye our good friends! *waves their trunks and disappear into the distance*

All: o_O

*continental dividing completed*

Kitsune: Soooo where are we?

China Plate (portal): *starts beeping and turns into a portal again* 1/2 an hour passed so now the Ice Age will end! *everything goes from cold to warm and dry*

All: o_O

*everyone is stuck in some subtropical jungle in the midst of ancient South America where colourful birds and other untrustworthy animals reside*

Nyoko: I wish there was a sign around here telling us where we are -_-

Psycho: Like that one? *points to a wooden sign saying "LAND OF THE INCAS, SOUTH AMERICA"*

Nyoko: *CLUNK* -_- ………..even BIGGER than that one!!

Psycho: OHHHHH……………like THAT one!!!!! *points to even larger sign in colourful neon letters saying "WELCOME TO LAND OF THE INCAS AND AZTECS, SOUTH AMERICA!!! Please enjoy your stay, and don't forget to go to the souvenir shop before you leave!"*

Nyoko: x____________X

RavenFire: Great.....next thing you know, it'll turn out that the signs are just there to lure us into a false sense of security and then they will attack us and do something so terribly awful its inhumane!

Pegasus: Oh yeah sure, ruin the plot for everyone!

Khura: You'll jinx us!

Malik: Oh come on, you can't expect EVERYTHING we come across to want to mutilate us in some freakishly forever-scarring event.

Ryou: Malik is right!

Lady_Washu: Yeah...ok then let's move on!

*everyone starts walking on and so far nothing bad happens*

FDC: I guess you were wrong Raven.

RavenFire: I could swear that something bad would... - WHOA!! *gets caught up in a trap net*

All: O_O haha haha!

Rowan Girl: GUESS you spoke too soon -_-

Psycho: Who would put something like THAT THERE?! *is skeptical as to how a trap net would be invented in ancient times*

RavenFire: Is anyone gonna help me outa here?!! -_-

FDC: You can get yourself out of there, yami. Just burn through the ropes that are holding you up!

Isis: *gets a vision* I foresee Seto Kaiba being thrown into a boiling pot…

Seto: O_O WHAT?! *suddenly two arms reach out from behind and grab Seto and drag him off*
Kitsune: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to knees and cries hysterically*

Jou: Yeah! All my problems have been solved!

Yuugi: You realize we have to go help him right?

Jou: Why?

Yami: That's a good question, but we can't just not do it...

Jou: Why?

Kitsune: *whacks Jou in the face* BECAUSE OF ME!!!!

Jou: X_X

Yuugi: Told ya.

Kitsune: *dressing in army camouflage complete with war paint on her cheeks* LET'S GO! *pulls out bazooka*

All: O_O

Pegasus: She's loaded!

*all proceed to follow Kitsune as she leads us in the direction Seto was dragged in and come across a large clearing*

Rowan Girl: Where are we now?

FDC: *gulp*

Psycho: Arm yourselves people!! *pulls out stun gun*

FDC: *pulls out branding iron*

Kurama: *pulls out Rose Whip, whipping Bakura's hiney in the process*
Bakura: HEY!! >_<
Kurama: ^_^ that was fun.

Yami: *pulls out bong, smashes it and starts stabbing the air with the pointy sharp broken glass*

Yuugi: O_O be careful with that!! *takes of M. Puzzle and spins it around head*

L_W: *pulls out ancient Arabic sword* *to Yamifanner* Touch Yami once more and I'll use this on YOU!! >.>

Yamifanner: Two words: WHAT EVER! *does the neck wobbling thing and snaps fingers*

L_W: That's only ONE word!!

Yamifanner: TWO in my vocabulary!! *glares at*

Psycho: The English language wasn't even around in this age so who gives a crap!?! *suddenly realizes she's speaking English* ………… *is confused*

Ryou: If there is no such thing as English now… then WE would be the first ones to invent it!!

All: O_O

*HAAAAAAAAALLELUJIAH!! HALLELUJIAH!!*

Hiei: Where did that just come from? O.o

All: *shrugs*

Marik: If we are all quite done here… we don't have to go for Kaiba you know.

Kitsune: *whacks Marik upside the head with her bazooka* SHUT UP!!!

Malik: o_O yami, are you ok?

Marik: >_< owie... I think my head is bleeding!

Yami: aww poor baby, NO TIME! LET'S GO!!!!! *takes a step forward and falls down*

Pegasus: *arms himself with a baseball bat that has many buttons, some labeled flame thrower, sword, earth destruction ray, and Yoga video* HEAD FOWARD TROOPS!

Kitsune: Yeah! Now you're talking my language!

Hiei: Enough with the language bullshit!

Isis: I foresee Kaiba about to plummet to his boiled-alive death.

Kitsune: O_O die bitch die!! *whacks Isis*

Psycho: *stuns Isis with stun gun* Oooh weeee!!! ^_^ *does it again*

Isis: @_____________@

Shadi: *does a victory jig* She's dead again! *disappears and reappears about a billion and one times*

FDC: *brand's Isis' butt with branding iron just for the hell of it*

*everyone tramps through the rainforest through to a place where native Incas and Aztecs are dancing around a boiling pot with Kaiba hanging above it tied up by a rope with an apple in his mouth*

Psycho: Anyone realize that none of these materials ever existed in this age?

Bakura: Like, DUH! WE didn't exist in this age!!

Psycho: -_-;; ruin my fun then.

Otogi: *gets all intellectual* It seems out existence in this particular time period has fluctuated the slow and primitive development that should be truly taking place here.

All: e_e *shove ground moss and dirt in Otogi's mouth to shut him up*

Psycho: And that was coming from someone who likes to play with tomatoes, people -_-;

Mary Ann: Show off.

Nyoko: Ok I think maybe we should get back to the point here people.

All: *hide in the bushes watching the Incas and Aztecs dance around the pot of boiling water and Seto and overhear a conversation with the Aztec and Incan leaders*

Aztec leader: Hey Frank, I think I'll have another beer.

Incan Leader: Sure thing Ralph! *chucks can of ice cold beer from fridge to Ralph*

Everyone one in the bushes: o.O))

Rowan Girl: What the hell was that?

Bakura: Disturbing.

Psycho: *about read to rip out hair* NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!!!!!!! >________<

Malik: Shush Psycho-sama or they'll throw us in the pot too!

Psycho: Don't call me Psycho-sama >_< it's Psycho, JUST Psycho.

Malik: Sorry Psycho-sama, I won't do it again Psycho-sama.

Psycho: >_<

Kitsune: *busts out of the bushes in hot pursuit* DIE ALL YOU M*****F***ING INDIAN-MEXICAN INBRED BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: O.O; I guess that's our cue.

Psycho: CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!! *leaps out of bushes firing stun gun at every closest random object*

RavenFire: *chucking fireballs*

Nyoko: *throwing ice-freeze balls*

DoL: *shifts into dragon mode*

Yami: *runs blindly into the war holding out smashed bong*

FDC: MOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! *runs out with branding iron branding the evil peoples' hineys and such*

Aztec and Incan Leaders (A.k.a: Frank and Ralph): AHHHHH OUR EMPIRE IS ABOUT TO FALL!

Random tribal village people: *screaming in horror of our vicious attack*

Seto: Hey! A little help here? *is drowned out but the screams and war-cries*

Incan Leader: MERVE, REALEASE THE MUTANT SPUD!!!

Merve: Yes master! *cuts the rope holding up Seto and he falls into the pot*

Seto: IT BURNS!!!!! OH GOOOOOOOOD IT BURRRRRRRRNS!!!

Kitsune: NOOO SETO!!! *pulls Seto out of the pot* Oh my eyes! I never believed you could ever be ugly but just look at you now!!! >_<

Seto: NNNNNooooooooooooo my beautiful face!!!

Psycho: O__________O MUTANT SPUD!!!!!!!!

*giant potato comes rolling out of the rainforest crushing everything in its path*

Rowan Girl: NOT THE MUTANT VEGETABLES AGAIN!!!!

FDC: >.> Noa are you responsible for this?

Noa: NEVER!!

Kurama: WE'RE ALL GONNA BE CRUSHED INTO NOTHING!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: *traumatized* WHY AM I STILL HERE?!??!!

LW: Time to do what we do best! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! *starts running with a stoned Yami in tow*

All: *try to start running but find they are on a giant treadmill* o_____________________O

Psycho: WHY IS THIS WORLD SO MESSED UP?!?!?!?!

*the china plate that is the portal wakes up after what seems like so long*

Portal: *yawn* Ok dudes… time for you to go back home! *transports everyone back to the year 2004*

Psycho: Are we back, is everything NORMAL?!?

Bakura: Calm down... *pats head*

Kitsune: Seto! You're sexy again!! *glomps*

Seto: When am I never?

All: -_-

Yuugi: So are we really back?

Noa: No, it smells way too much like plastic to be the real 2004.

All: oO

Malik: Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Have you been in Yami's stash?

Noa: Why would I?

Pegasus: I say the kids is nutty, lets dump in a nut house!

Noa: Noooo!

Otogi: But he's right, this world is just not right!

FDC: Yeah! It smells like rotten eggs too!

K_O: They are all mad; I say we dump the three.

All: *agree* *leave really fast*

Otogi FDC and Noa: When you realize we aren't crazy don't come back to us!

Otogi: Ok im bored…

FDC: Might as well go catch up to them huh?

*the 3 catch up to the group*

Others: (((o_O))) why do you keep coming back?!

Otogi: Because you're nothing without us.

FDC: And I'm the co-author of this fic ^_^

Noa: And you can't just LEAVE us!

Mary Ann: CAN'T we?!

RavenFire: I guess he's right, I can't just leave my poor defenseless hikari out there alone in this strange new world.

FDC: ^___^

Bakura: -_- stupid hikaris… couldn't defend themselves if they tried!!

Otogi: Because you're nothing without us.

FDC: And I'm the co-author of this fic ^_^

Noa: And you can't just LEAVE us!

Mary Ann: CAN'T we?!

RavenFire: I guess he's right, I can't just leave my poor defenseless hikari out there alone in this strange new world.

FDC: ^___^

Bakura: -_- stupid hikaris… couldn't defend themselves if they tried!!

Ryou: Oh yeah?!!? Well why don't we make a bet on that?!

LW: Whoever can survive the longest without their yami or hikari wins!!!

Dark_Warrior: *appears* Hi.

LW: MY YAMI!! You finally woke up ^_^

Psycho: Why do I feel a game of Survivor coming on here…?

Nyoko: You are SO on!! *herds all Yamis into a group separate from the hikaris*

RavenFire: Let's do this!!

Shizuka: What about us? We don't have EITHER.

DoL: Hmm… well you can have your own team ^_^

Rowan Girl: OR we could be the judges, and make up all the activities for immunity and food and stuff!!

Seto: Uhh reality check - we're not on a deserted island. There are shopping malls for miles around here.

Psycho: *drools* Subway….

Khura: SO?! We can still be the judges and stuff. It will be fun!

Marik: Survival of the fittest!!

Psycho: You yamis are SO going down!! You got that bitch?!

Marik & Nyoko: o____O

Yuugi: This will be easy, cuz you yami's have my Yami; he'll make you lose big-time!

Bakura: =__= stupid retarded Pharaoh

Yamifanner & LW: *glare at Bakura*

Bakura: *glares back*

Psycho: -_-

Jou: Ok! Lets get this started, hikaris on this side of the city *points to his left* And Yamis to the opposite side, ready, go!

Hikaris and Yamis: *go to their sides of the city and Jou proceeds to paint a big white line on the ground*

Noa: What the hell are you doing?

Jou: Making a border line ^^

Judge people: -_-

~* 2 Hours Later *~

*both the hikari and yami groups are sitting together in a random place while the judge people are standing in front of them*

Dark_Warrior: What are we doing here?

Psycho: Yeah it's only been a few hours and you've brought us back together again? *waves to Nyoko*

Nyoko: *waves back* ^_^

Otogi: We brought you here because we have all decided on a first activity that has to be done or else there's no point in carrying on.

Bakura: o.O which is…?

Seto: You will all be voting for two team leaders for your own team; one male and one female.

FDC: I knew it -_-

Isis: Even though I already know who wins the places as the team leaders, we will proceed in doing so now.

Shizuka: Everyone take a slip of paper and write who you think your team leaders should be! The people with the most votes will win!

Yamifanner: And you can't vote for yourself!

Bakura: *blinks* -_- damn. *scribbles out name*

*5 minutes later*

Kitsune: Is everyone done yet?

All: YES!! ^_^ *hand pieces of paper up*

Judge people: *start counting up names*

Rowan Girl: I wonder who voted for YAMI?! O.o

Shadi: *clears throat* Okay people we have our winners!!

Yamis & Hikaris: *shuffle in excitement*

Honda: Ooh my first line! ^_^

Shizuka: *whacks* -_- the male leader for the Yami's team is…. *drum roll* Yami!

Bakura: WHAAAT?!?!

Other yamis: WHAAAT?!!?! How did HE win?!

Yami: ^__________^ Whoo hoo!!

RavenFire: =__________= *starts praying to Shiva*

Shizuka: And the female leader for the Yami team will be Nyoko ^_^

Nyoko: Yay!!

RavenFire: Thank GODS for that!! *keeps praying*

Psycho: Yay go yami!!

FDC: *nudges*

Psycho: I mean --- BOOOO!!

Seto: And the male leader for the hikari team is……….*drum roll* O.o Yuugi Motou…

Ryou: O_O HUH?!!

FDC: Yay!! *glomps Ryou*

Seto: And the female leader for the hikari team is ……… Oh God no -_- Psycho.

Psycho: O____O YOU IDIOTS VOTED FOR ME?!?!

Hikaris: *whistle innocently*

Psycho: -_- fine, but we're still gonna win! Right Ryou?!

Ryou: O_O *still in shock*

FDC: Or not -.-;

Malik: He'll calm down eventually.

Jou: Okay folks, back to your camps and be ready by tomorrow morning for your first team activity!!

Seto: Second, actually. THIS was the first.

Jou: Whatever -_-

Hikaris: *go back to their camp*

Yamis: *also go back to their camp*

RavenFire: WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!

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Psycho: Wheeeeee we are soooo good!!!

FDC: We are we are we are!!!

Psycho: Review if you dare lovely reviewers!!! ^_^