Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ SURVIVOR: Yamis vs. Hikaris - Day One! ( Chapter 13 )

FDC: I'm special!

Pegasus: That you are... freak! >_>

Cecelia: Stop harassing yourself dear you might get hurt!

Pegasus: What?! o_o

Cecelia: What?

Pegasus: Didn't you say something?

Cecelia: ^_^ no dear

Pegasus: >_> I must be hearing things.

Noa: You're hearing something alright

Psycho: You're all so mean to Peggy

Bakura: So are you!

Malik: Even Cecelia is!!

Psycho: That's not the point -_-

Seto: Then what IS the point?

Psycho: The point is, is that WE START THE NEXT CHAPTER OF OUR FIC AND MAKE YOU WALK OVER HOT COALS AND SWIM IN SHARK-INFESTED WATERS!!! BOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

RavenFire: O_O

Nyoko: e_e tooooo much sugar for you *takes sugar away*

Psycho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my inspiration!!!!!!!!

All: -_-;;

FDC: Easy answer to your question Seto-sama… THERE IS NO FREAKIN POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: >.>

FDC: *sigh* I feel better now!

All: -.-;

Seto: But there's always a point to something

FDC: Something, but not everything ^_^

Psycho: I thought you would have realized right now that in this world there is no point, plot or sense to anything.

Seto: -_- that's why I DON'T BELONG HERE!! *tries to escape world*

Psycho: *holds back* which makes it all the more fun and ironic ^_^

Ryou: How can you escape the world?

RavenFire: By sending him to the Shadow Realm OR EVEN Hell, cuz there is always a point there… which is to torture the mess outa whatever walks in there!

FDC: >_> well we dun want that happening to anyone

Seto: -_- I refuse to participate in this remorseful piece of crap you call a fanfiction.

Nyoko: *grabs Mokuba*

Psycho: *grabs ownership papers of KaibaCorp* Really? REALLY really?

Seto: o_o give them both back!!

Psycho: THEN PARTICIPATE!! Or KaibaCorp is MINE!! MIIIIIIIIINE ALL MINE!!!

Seto: =_= I hate you.

FDC & RavenFire: XD

FDC: You got that bitch in check!

Noa: XD this is rich!

Psycho: ^_^

Nyoko: *lets go of Mokuba and hi-5's Psycho* I think we should hold the little brat hostage just for safe keeping.

Psycho: ALL IN FAVOUR OF KEEPING MOKUBA HOSTAGE SAY SEX!!

All except Seto: SEX!!

Psycho: Ok now that that's done.... we need to get on with this =^_^=

Nyoko: But fiiiirrrrst….

Mokuba: *is suddenly dragged off* BIG BROTHERRRRRRRR!!!!

Seto: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MOKUBAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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*all have mysteriously been transported from the freaky world that Noa thinks smells like plastic, to an even freakier tropical deserted island surrounded by shark-infested waters and tribal cannibalistic villages of native jungle dwellers*

Kagayaki (Bright, in Japanese) Tribe - Hikari team
Day 1
0600 hours - Sunrise

Ryou: *is still awake since last night* *still marveling that he's the male team leader* O_O

Psycho: You know you really need to snap out of it -_-

Ryou: I would... but I don't know how to lead a team! WE'RE GOING TO LOSE!!! O_O

L_W: Oh stop being such a cynic -_- *pining for Yami*

Psycho: Ok so........ what time did they say we were supposed to meet up for out second activity?

All: o_o ...

Malik: I didn't know we had one!

FDC: Of course we have one! This wouldn't be 'Survivor, Yami vs. Hikari's' with out more activities and stuff!!

DoL: o_O she's gone mad!

L_W: Who said the word 'Yami'?!

Everyone else: *points at FDC* She did!

FDC: >_> traitors!!! *hides under a rock*

Malik: Ok people, the stress is getting to you, just take deep breaths! Inhale, then exhale, inhale…exhale…

Psycho: Advice from the shrink?

Malik: Yes indeedee!

Psycho: e_e yup, it's the stress alright, or you wouldn't be using the advice from your shrink.

Ryou: O_O im gonna get us killed!

Kuai (Dark, in Japanese) Tribe - Yami team
Day 1
0620 hours

Nyoko: *shouts through speakerphone* ATTEN-TION!!!!
All yamis: *lying on ground half asleep*

Nyoko: GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP OR TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!!!

All: ((O_O))

RavenFire: Okay okay we're up! Geeze!!

Bakura: *mumbling, muttering* Your empty threats don't scare me…

Nyoko: >_> shut your pie hole. Okay so since we've got Yami as our team leader, and me as the other one, you're all going to listen to ME so we can win this and kick our hikari's ass's okay?!

Marik: We don't have a hope in Hell -_-

Dark Warrior: Well if you have an attitude like that of course we won't.

RavenFire: I think I'd rather be a hikari than have HIM as the team leader!! *points to Yami who is STILL asleep with a joint in his mouth*

Marik: Traitor!!!

Karen (Osiris): Oh stop your whining! Let's go kick some Kagayaki butt!!!

All Yamis: YEAH!!!!!

*All Hikari's are in the same predicament*

Psycho: Time to kick Kuai carcass!!!

Hikaris: SQUEEEEE!!!

Psycho: *does a tribal victory dance attracting many unwanted nasty island attentions*

*the Yami and Hikari teams make their ways to the area surrounded by rocks and a few torches where they get their 'duties' assigned to them. Both teams glare at each other, except for…*

Nyoko: *waves to Psycho* HI HIKARI!! ^__________^

Other Yamis: -_-

Psycho: HIII YAMI!!! ^___________^

Hikaris: =__=

RavenFire: Don't let her poison your mind Nyoko!

Nyoko: ^_^

Psycho: ^_^

Nyoko: ^_^

Psycho: ^_^

Yamis: -_-

Karen: We're doomed.

L_W: YAMI!!!!

Yami: o_o

Seto: *comes out of the bushes with Jou on a leash crawling on all fours, and Otogi, Kitsune, Shizuka and the rest behind him* ....

Honda: It's safe to say that its stafe to say! Wait… that didn't sound right…

Shizuka: *WHACK* >_< Shut up and let me do the talking Honda!! *clears throat*

DoL: *drools at Shizuka*

Otogi: *cuts her off* Welcome to the second activity of your competition, Kagayaki and Kuai!!

Seto: Yeah yeah let's cut to the chase, shall we?

Yamis and Hikaris: *are quiet and being attentive*

Seto: Hmm… I could get used to this.

Kitsune: Your first task will be to dig up one of four treasure chests each which have settled on the ocean floor.

Malik: There must be some sort of catch >_>

Jounouchi: That's because dere is! ^_^

Yamis & Hikaris: -_-

Rowan Girl: Only TWO out of the four treasure chests actually have anything worth using while you're on the island. The other two have nasty stuff in it. So choose which one you're going to haul up to the surface wisely!

Pegasus: However it will not be easy with all of the obstacles that have been set before you reach the chests!

Bakura: What SORT of obstacles? <.<

Noa: *pulls out chart* THESE obstacles! *points to random pictures*

Khura: Obstacle number ONE!! *cracks cane on chart board*

All: O.O;

Khura: …Will be… to design your own raft using the island resources of your choice. Once you have completed the raft, you will sail out to the red flag *points to red flag marked on map* and lower your anchors.

Dark Angel: But while you are sailing out, there will be hidden rocks, freak waves and man-eating sea-snakes and sharks doing everything they can to stop you ^_^

Yamis: ….kewl!

Hikaris: o____O

Marik: You can't control freak waves though!

Seto: There just so happens to be a cyclone heading straight to your direction while completing this task.

Yamis & Hikaris: -.-

Noa: Also there will be several mutant Sea Cucumbers that will try to capsize, sink or destroy your rafts.

FDC: You and your mutant cucumbers =_=

Shadi: When you reach the red flag, you will choose two of your team members to dive down and bring the treasure chest of your choice back up to the raft!

Bakura: I wonder if they turn into china plates -.-

Psycho: -_-

Nyoko: Don't jinx us baka.

Cecelia: ^_^ there might be a few little surprises while you're down there too!

Malik: Like?

Isis: Oh… just the usual, man-eating sea snakes, Tiger sharks, octopi, giant clams, poisonous stingrays…

Noa: And don't forget the mutant sea cucumbers!

Isis: Yes and those too.

Yamis & Hikaris: =____________=

Yamifanner: Your punishment if you don't complete the activity will involve us taking away all your shelter and food. The only thing you'll have left is water!

Bakura: Eh. No biggie. *unfazed*

Kitsune: When we say `shelter', that means taking all your clothes and accessories too!

Yamis & Hikaris: *stare in bewilderment* O_O

FDC: Our… clothes?

Psycho: ALL our clothes?! This is a public fanfiction here! I object!! >_>

Nyoko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA not my stiletto high-heels!!! You can't take them away!!

Psycho: And my flared jeans!!

FDC: And my studded belt!

Nyoko: And my mini skirts!

Bakura: Not my stripy t-shirt!

Malik: Or my eye-liner!

Ryou: Or my hair brush!

Yuugi: Or my vibrator!

All: *stop what they're doing* ………… ((O______________________O))

Yuugi: … what?

Otogi: And my sexy head-bands and skin-tight leather pants!! Oh wait, I'm not in this… ^^;

All: -.-;

Karen: Soooo…… how long do we have to do this, then?

Yamifanner: From now until sunset. You will set sail for the red flag at sunrise tomorrow! Whichever team gets back to their camp-site on the island the fastest will win the ultimate prize!!

Jou: So when I say go, you can start running back to your camp to start the task, okay? GO!!!

Yamis: WHAAAHOOO!!! *all get up and run back to their base*

Hikaris: *know something the Yamis don't* ^______________^ *casually walk back to their camp site*

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Kagayaki Tribe - Hikari team
Day 1
1230 hours - Lunch time

Malik: Soooo what's there to eat `round this joint?

Ryou: -_-; you actually think there's FOOD around here?!

Malik: Well… what's the gas-cooker here for then?

Psycho: We have a gas cooker?! O_O

L_W: So much for rubbing my sticks together -_- *chucks sticks away and they mysteriously catch fire and burn down a coconut plantation*

DoL: *attempting to knock down coconuts from coconut tree* >_< I wish we were allowed to use our shape-shifting powers here!

Psycho: No kidding -.- *sulks*

FDC: *relaxing on air mattress under the shade of palm tree* I wonder if the yamis have these sorts of luxuries?

Yuugi: I thought they got the same things we did?

L_W: No Yuugi, you are so very wrong.

Yuugi: Why?

L_W: Cause through my mind link with Dark Warrior, he told me that they have different stuff to us.

Seto's voice: *booms across the sky* ABSOLUTELY NO COMMUNICATING THROUGH MIND LINKS OR YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!!!

Kagayaki Tribe: O.O;

L_W: Sheesh it's not like I told them about our ultimate weapon or anything…

FDC: The air mattress!!! ^_________________^

Ryou: Well I suppose it saves us from having to build a raft…

Malik: Exactly! All we have to do is find food and wood and build shelter.

Psycho: …. Which reminds me ^_^ *goes up a nearby tree and continues working on her canopy made of sticks, leaves and other materials*

FDC: -.-; that's not going to hold us through the cyclone!

Psycho: I guess we'll soon find out ^_^

Other hikaris: -.-

Kuai Tribe - Yami team
Day 1
1500 hours

RavenFire & Nyoko: *are comfortably in a nice sturdy cave with the rest of the yami's on their own little beds made of soft moss and some leaves and wild cotton* =^_^=

Bakura: Our hikari's have NOTHING on this! They'll never survive that cyclone! *slides across a slippery area on his sneakers* That was fun! I have an idea! *grabs Yami and slides him down the wet rock and watches him slam into the nearest wall* YEAH!!! I found a new game to keep us occupied when we are bored!

Marik: As fun as that looks, SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Dark Warrior: Why must EVERYONE HERE be insane?!

Nyoko: Because we are yami's and have been trapped in Millennium items for thousands of years and after spending that long in a small chamber you begin to lose your mind!! =^_^= Now enough rest, we must create our rafts! And while we are at it pick the two that are going down, we want to be more prepared than our hikari's!

Kuai Tribe: *is sitting around doing nothing*

Dark Warrior: Build raft now, pick people later?

Nyoko: Yeah, good idea, you're better fit for this job than Yami.

All: -_-;

Yami: I was going to say it, but he just was faster!

RavenFire: e_e right...

Nyoko: ALRIGHT TROOPS, UP!!

Kuai Tribe: *all jump up and stand erect with their chests puffed out like troops in the army*

Nyoko: Alright people go go GO! Into that forest NOW! Cut the trees, get strong leaves for rope. These Hikaris WIIL NOT and I repeat WILL NOT make fools out of US, their superior yami's!!

Random Yami's: *do their own special war cry*

Bakura: *goes flying by on a vine doing his version of the Tarzan call*

Kagayaki Tribe - Hikari team
Day 1
1700 hours - Dinner time

Psycho: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *comes screaming out of bush followed by a very angry mob of native tribal villagers*

Malik: THEY don't scare ME.

Ryou: *faints* x_X

Yuugi: O_O what did you DO Psycho?!

Psycho: Tried to get some food!! Apparently I angered the Island gods! *still running*

Tribal villagers: *still chasing* KLWEUROIASDN AISDIASDFHI SDUIFENV GKDJSF D; KKKK!!!!

FDC: Nooooooooooo I will save yooooooooooou!!!!!!!! *runs after*

L_W & DoL: O_O

~2 minutes later~

Psycho: *back at camp* Damn, those village people need to work out a little more!

DoL: Why?

Psycho: Cause they tire DAMN quickly XD

Malik: Bet you're not as fit as me.

Psycho: Wanna bet >.>

Malik: Yea!

Psycho: FINE!! ARM WRESTLE!!!

Malik: YOU'RE ON!! >.>

Psycho: <.<

Malik: >.>

Psycho: <.<

Ryou: Uhh… as team leader, can I put a word in? ^_^;

Malik: Not now Ryou! I'm about to kick Nyoko's annoying hikari's butt!

Psycho: …………… WHAT did you just call me?!?! >______________>

L_W: Let's not turn on each other here people!!

Ryou: -_- nobody likes me, everybody hates me, nobody ever listens to me so let's just all go eat worms.

All hikaris: O.O

FDC: DON'T SAY THAT MY LOVE!!! *glomps*

Yuugi: Yea Ryou that's not true…

Ryou: Well since I was chosen as the team leader that means that I am superior to you! So do as I say!!

All: 0_0 yes sir!!

Ryou: Let's find materials for our raft now! We want to be more prepared than our yamis, correct?

Hikaris: *nod*

Malik: So… arm wrestle now, find raft materials later?

Ryou: =_= NO!!

Psycho: Gods you really DO suit the name `beach boy', Malik -.-;

Malik: I know ^-^

Hikaris: -.- *go off to find raft materials*

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Kuai Tribe - Yami team
Day 1
1700 hours - Sunset

*whilst in tropical rainforest gathering raft resources and such*

Yami: o_o WWAAAH!! *DOOF!* >_< *trips on a tree root*

Bakura: FWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

RavenFire: e_e Yami's weed should have been confiscated before we got to this island.

Dark_Warrior: Well we didn't exactly go through customs to get here -_-

Marik: It's the portal's fault!! The PORTAL'S FAULT I TELL YOU!

Nyoko: -.-; we're getting sidetrack here people.

Yamis: Oh, right. *go back to whatever they were doing*

*suddenly the hikaris come tramping merrily through the wilderness to gather wood and such from the same spot as the yamis*

Kuai: *look up* *freeze* O.O

Kagayaki: *stop dead in their tracks* O.O

Malik: *whispers* It's the yamis… what do we do?

Ryou: Hide! *jumps behind fern*

Yuugi: Flee! *runs back to camp base*

FDC, Psycho, Malik, DoL and L_W: -.-

Psycho: They're just as bad as each other.

FDC: I know…

*long…………….awkward……&# 8230;… silence …………..between the two teams………………………… …………………………̷ 0;…………………..*

Psycho: ………………………..HI YAMI!!! ^_^

Nyoko: HI HIKARI!!! ^________^

Both teams: *anime fall*

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Judges Headquarters
Day 1
1710 hours

*all are watching the teams via hidden surveillance cameras in the forest*

Seto: -_- those two just really can't stay away from each other can they?

Rowan Girl: Who?

Jou: Yami and the leprechaun?

Seto: Well them too but I was talking about Nyoko and Psycho.

Pegasus: Wait… where did the leprechaun come from?

Shadi: He used to be Ryou's stoner friend from another fic.

Kurama: But then he jumped over here ^-^

Seto: -.- I forgot YOU were here.

Kurama: ^_^

Inu Yasha: And me! WHY AM I STILL HERE?!

Hiei: Because you are, now be quiet!

Seto: =__=

Otogi: This is getting reeeeeeeeeeally boring…………

Shizuka: Well do us all a favour and go jump off a cliff -_-

Otogi: *already asleep drooling in chair*

Shizuka: -.-

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Kagayaki Tribe
Day 1
2240 hours - Night

*all have just finished feasting on the stolen foods that Psycho stole from the tribal villagers earlier that day*

Ryou: So… I guess we go to sleep now…

FDC: Yes… we shall… *eyeing up air mattress like other hikaris* >.>

All: I GOT THE AIR MATTRESS!!!!

FDC: *dives for it first*

Ryou: *dives half a nanosecond after* *lands on top of FDC* O.O sorry…

FDC: Oh IT'S OKAY!! ^_^ *hugs tightly*

Ryou: O.O … ^o^

Psycho: *climbs up her tree to her canopy*

FDC & Ryou: *make themselves comfy on the air mattress*

Yuugi: *hollows out a warren in the sand and sleeps in it*

L_W: *jumps into her hammock* ^_^

DoL: *goes into his hut made of palm tree leaves*

Malik: …. Uh, Psycho?

Psycho: *from tree canopy* Yes Malik-kun? ^-^

Malik: Is there enough room up there for me?

Psycho: SURE! Come on up ^_^

Malik: *climbs up* *makes himself comfy* ^_^

Kagayaki & Kuai: *fall into a deep slumber*

Judges Headquarters
Day 2
0500 hours - Sunrise

Shizuka: *watching the teams carry their rafts to the shore through surveillance cameras* Wow those rafts actually look quite good!

Khura: I agree… those nimrods actually did something right for a change!

Yamifanner: I'm especially impressed by the yamis… who knew they knew how to build stuff?

Mokuba: I did!

All: -.-

Dark Angel: And I suppose YOU have a yami, Mokuba?

Mokuba: I sure do! His name is Fred ^_^

All: =_=

Seto: Look! They're already down at the shore ready to set sail.

All: *watch intently* Oooh, aaah!

Noa: Well… let the games begin!!

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Psycho: WEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS FUNNNNNNNN

FDC: I agree! More more! We must write MORE!!

Psycho: Oh we will ^_^ it'll all be out soon!!

FDC: Stay tuned folks!

Psycho: For the next episode of… SURVIVOR: YAMIS VS. HIKARIS!

FDC: Review if you dare!! MOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA…

Psycho: What she said ^_^