Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ SURVIVOR: Kuai vs. Kagayaki, Day Two! ( Chapter 14 )

Malik: BOOOOOOOORRRRIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG

Psycho: >.> why are you so bored?

Malik: Cuz I am

Psycho: I have a song stuck in my head that has given me a very scary thought about Pegasus.... >_< GO AWAY!!

Pegasus: what? Am I really that scary?

All: o_O yes!

Pegasus: -.-; fine, whatever, I hope you all choke on something!

RavenFire: *makes fake choking noises*

Pegasus: ok, you can stop now... >_<

Psycho: e_e in case you were wondering… its Gwen Stefani's `What you waiting for?' stuck in my head… has anyone seen the video clip to that?

Otogi: No

Psycho: >> well it's like Alice in Wonderland… and for some freaky reason it just reminds me of Pegasus O_o

Nyoko: Whaaaaaaat a freak

FDC: Yup… ANYWAYS!

Ryou: ^_^

Marik: Let's just go on with it already!

Yuugi: The chime, it tolls for thee

All: o-O

Marik: Okay………… what a weird midget! Start the fic already, you psychos!

Psycho: :D

FDC: Ok! ^0^

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Kuai & Kagayaki: *loitering about the beach with their rafts*

Ryou: O_O are you sure that our air mattress is going to work..?

Psycho: o_O I'm not so sure anymore... look at the yamis' raft!

Bakura: *standing on the raft looking out to sea* ^_^

LW: We're doomed -_-

Ryou: We must win people! We cannot let them win!

All Hikaris: *self-esteem is renewed* YEAH!!!!! *makes sure the mattress has no holes and if full of air, and push it out with Malik, LW, and FDC paddling*

Nyoko: Alright, listen up! We are demon spawn from hell, yes?!

Yamis: YES! YES WE ARE!

RavenFire: Especially me ^_^

Nyoko: So we can take down these angels of light who call ourselves our lighter halves, yes?!

Marik: Yes we can! Dark conquers all!

Nyoko: Alright, let's do this! *push out the raft with Marik and Bakura*

RavenFire: o_O me? Go in that? *points to ocean* Nuh uh! *folds arms and stands right up on the dry beach*

Hikaris: *on their raft*

FDC: Awww my poor Yami, she won't get in the water.

Other Hikaris: XD HA HA!

Psycho: if one of them is too chicken, we got this in the bag!

Yuugi: We got a chicken in a bag? Where?!

Hikaris: -__-

Malik: bwhahaha!

Ryou: keep going troops!

Hikaris: YEE HAW!!!

*eventually the hikaris and yamis make it out to the spot where the treasure is hidden… far below the surface of these dangerously mutant-sea-cucumber-shark-infested waters*

1000LandDragon: O_O look at the sky people!

FDC: Ah! Cyclone!

Psycho: Oh gods! We're gonna die!

Malik: So much for a good team leader -.-;

*with the yamis*

Bakura: Okay, who's going down?!

Karen: Well we have to get down before that damned cyclone gets here!

Marik: I'll go down with Nyoko, that way it will be fast! Hold onto this rope which is tied around my ankles! *dives down*

*with hikaris*

Psycho: FDC and I will go down for this. You others, try and stay afloat! *goes down*

Hikaris: *hold ropes*

Psycho & FDC: *swimming downward*

FDC: *in thought* Hah! I'm tougher than RavenFire XD

Psycho: *in thought* treasure chest treasure chest!!

Mutant Sea Cucumber: *comes to attack*

Both: O_O *split apart and come around for a treasure chest*

*yamis side*

Marik & Nyoko: *beat up all sharks and cucumbers coming their way*

*with hikaris*

Psycho: *finds a chest* YAY! *suddenly realises she can't breathe underwater* O_O *swims up for air*

FDC: -_-+ *grabs a chest and swims upward* I GOT ONE!

Psycho: *up on the raft* Are we allowed to go down for the other one?

Seto's voice: *booms across the sky* Is this thing on? Oh, good. ATTENTION!: YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE TREASURE CHEST OUT OF THE TWO DOWN THERE!!!! Thank you that will be all.

Kagayaki: O_o

Ryou: We've already got one, now let's go! *starts paddling*

Great White Shark: *comes and rips a hole in the side of the air mattress*

Hikaris: ((O___O))!!!

LW: MAYDAY!! MADAY!! We're going down!

Cyclone: *is approaching fast*

LW: O_O Oh Gods! MAAAAAADAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Kuai: *laughing manically heading back to shore with their treasure chest*

Yuugi: What are we gonna do?! *is hysterical*

Psycho: We will NOT panic!

Malik: That's what we WON'T do… we need to know what we CAN do!!

Ryou: Idiots! We can hitch a ride on the cyclone back to shore!

Kagayaki: O____o we can?

Ryou: Yes! We can do anything if we set our minds to it! Now concentrate really hard on the cyclone! *starts concentrating* >_<

FDC: He's finally lost the plot!

Psycho: Agreed.

Yuugi: Just do what he says!! *concentrates too* >_<

Kagayaki: *concentrating on the cyclone `saving' them*

1000LandDragon: *peeps an eye open* I don't think this is working, people

Kagayaki: *open their eyes to watch the cyclone go straight past them* -__-

Malik: NOW what

LW: Wait, look!

Cyclone: *heads toward the yamis and capsizes them*

Kagayaki: WHOO HOO!!

*Kuai Tribe is blown away by the cyclone and the Kagayaki's are partying*

Nyoko: Nnnooooo!!!

RavenFire: *from the shore* OMG!! No!!! How can this happen?!

FDC: Hahaha!

Psycho: Losers!

*Seto's booming voice blows through the area*

Seto: not yet, first you have to get all the way to the shore

Kagayaki: *start paddling to the shore*

Ryou: We must win! O_O

LW: *panting* Not far… to go… now…!!!

*MEANWHILE*

Kuai: AAACK!!!

Bakura: Ra dammit!! We were so close!

Yami: We were?

Bakura: -__-+ YES!

Nyoko: >_< If I could only use my special powers we'd be OUTA here!

Marik: Well, we can't -_-

Karen: Thank you for STATING the obvious, genius.

Marik: Who asked your opinion?

Kuai: *all start quarrelling with each other about what to do*

Ryou: Now is our chance!

FDC: Let's go!

Psycho: But what about THIS thing?! *lugging treasure chest* It's weighing me down and we've got nothing to get back on except this mattress with no air in it!! -__-+

1000LandDragon: I will use my super-natural power of strength to aid you! *swims mightily through the water to help Psycho carry the treasure chest*

Kagayaki: Yay! *paddle and finally make it to shore* YAY!!!!!

Ryou: we did it!!

Everyone: *cheers*

RavenFire: On the other side of the shore* >.< Noooo!! You idiot yamis!

*A FEW HOURS LATER when both teams are now on shore*

Malik: …is this some sort of JOKE?!

FDC: Where's all the good stuff?!

Ryou: We need food!

Psycho: And water!

LW: And shelter!

Yuugi: I can't believe this! ;_; after all that work!!

1000LandDragon: I wonder what the yamis got? Maybe we can persuade them to trade -.-+

Psycho: I doubt that somehow -.-

*MEANWHILE*

*Kuai is in the same pickle*

Nyoko: Sooo… now that we got this stupid thing, what do we do with it?!

Bakura: I'm guessing we OPEN it e_e

Marik: I wonder what's in there!

Dark_Warrior: We BETTER have picked the right chest!

Yami: *is staring into oblivion*

Bakura: Well let's have a look then! *cracks open the chest* O.O…

~*~* With Judge People *~*~

Shizuka: Hn, never would have thought that the yamis would get the right one… *starts writing down statistics to send to the CIA*

Seto: Maybe they're smarter than we thought… *also types things up*

Rowan Girl: What are you people trying to say?!

Kitsune: Uhh will someone tell me what the hell is going on?

Mary Ann: This is all a game! It's a set-up! A test!

Dark Angel: A test for what?

Mokuba: To see which team is the most worthy!

Kitsune: TO DO WHAT?!?!

Otogi: To go to war against the nuclear-atomic hydrochloric virus that is proceeding vastly through space and will eventually come upon the Earth and destroy us all!!

All fangirls: O_O

Khura: And they don't KNOW about this?! You meanies!!

Kurama: I want my mommy…

~*~* With Kagayaki *~*~

*all are sitting around a fire looking at the things they got from inside the treasure chest*

Psycho: Okay so let's do a sum-up of everything that we got here… FDC, what did you get?

FDC: Err let's see… uhh…. Honda's Survival Guide to the Outdoors?!! What are we supposed to do with this shit?!

Psycho: -_-+ next

Ryou: I got a jar of moldy gherkins!

All: *suddenly feel sick*

Psycho: @.@ next…

LW: Toenail clippers!

Psycho: Eeww… next!

Malik: I got a hairbrush ^_^

FDC, & LW: O_O GIMME!!!!!!

Malik: STAY BACK!!

Psycho: PEOPLE!! Calm down! *runs fingers through exceedingly near-dreaded knotty hair* You can fight for the hairbrush AFTER we're done here -_-+ NEXT!!

Yuugi: I got a box of condoms!

All: O_O

LW: Who the hell would expect us to have sex on an island like this?!?! -__- Sick minded people

Malik: Half of us are underage anyway

Psycho: Like that's ever stopped you before -.-

FDC: Speaking from experience are we Psycho-chan? ^.~

Psycho & Malik: O.O *in unison* NO!

FDC: Whaaaaatever

Psycho: -__-++ next?

1000LandDragon: Err I got a spatula!

Psycho: o___O a spatula?! What the hell are we supposed to find a use for that if we've got no food?!!

FDC: This crap is absolutely useless to us…

LW: Except for that hairbrush…

Psycho: DON'T START!! Looks like we'll just have to make a compromise with the yamis…

~*~* With Kuai *~*~

Nyoko: *dressed in combat boots and an army-printed mini skirt and tank top* *is pacing up and down in front of the rest* We MUST and I repeat MUST save this for rationing! We've still got 26 days left on this island, and who knows how long we'll have to go without food for!

Marik: *__* … *drools*

Nyoko: Are you eggheads even LISTENING to me?!

RavenFire: Pull your skirt down, Nyoko -_-

Nyoko: -__-+ *adjusts skirt*

Marik: Aw…

Nyoko: LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuai: O_O *are now being attentive*

Nyoko: Some of this stuff is no use to us, so we have to try and compromise with the hikaris, but we MUST make the right decision!

Kuai: *chatter amongst themselves then agree*

Nyoko: Now, Yami?

Yami: *is spacing out* @.@ pretty stars…

Nyoko: =__= YAMI!!!!

Yami: O_O what?! Where's Spongebob Squarepants?!

Bakura: -_- who ever thought someone as mentally challenged as him was once a king?

Nyoko: Since you're the other team leader, you will come with me to meet the Kagayaki team leaders at sunrise tomorrow to commence our compromise. Understood?

Yami: No?

Nyoko: =__=

Karen: I wouldn't mess with her…

Nyoko: DO AS I SAY OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE CAVE WITH DARK_WARRIOR!!! *bares claws and fangs*

Dark_Warrior: *has been huddled inside the cave rocking back and forth since they got back, muttering to himself about how The Two Dollar Shop is a rip off*

Yami: NOOOO I'LL COME I'LL COME!! *cowers*

Nyoko: *retracts claws* *withdraws fangs* Good. Anymore questions?

Kuai: O_O nope!

~*~* Sunrise - The Compromise *~*~

Ryou: *quivering in fear* I'm scared… *waiting with Psycho for the yami team leaders to arrive*

Psycho: Of?

Ryou: EVERYTHING!

Psycho: -_- look, here they are now.

Ryou: O.O;

Nyoko & Yami: *sit down opposite Ryou & Psycho*

Nyoko: We meet again…

Psycho: Yeah, yeah, here's the deal: we've got some stuff that you might find useful, so in exchange, give us what you don't want!

Nyoko: Okay, do you have food?

Ryou: No ;_;

Nyoko: Water?

Psycho: -_- no

Nyoko: Okay, you can have half of our food and water IF you give us something of yours that is USEFUL!

Psycho: *pulls out Honda's Survival Guide to the Outdoors* You can take this! It tells you about how to survive outside!

Nyoko: OK! ^_^ *hands over food and water, and takes the book* What else?

Ryou: Er… well it's kind of cold at night! We don't have any shelter =[

Yami: What else do you have?
Nyoko: Shut up and let me do the talking -_-

Psycho: *gets out all the stuff* Take your pick! We don't have much!

Nyoko: Hmm… how about we take this *takes spatula* and this *takes jar of moldy gherkins* in exchange for THESE! *hands a giant blanket and two rolls of toilet paper*

Psycho: YAY! THANKS YAMI!!!

Yami: No problem ^-^

Nyoko: -__- she meant ME you dolt. *glomps Psycho quickly then leaves*

Psycho: *heading back to camp base with Ryou* Now that wasn't so bad was it? ^_^

Ryou: I can't believe they didn't want our condoms… O.O

Psycho: Hmm that's true… oh well! I'm sure we'll find a use for them somehow ^_^

Ryou: O____o

Psycho: OTHER than having sex!! -_-;;

Ryou: Oh ^_^ OK!! *runs back to camp to see FDC*

Psycho: WEEEEEEEEE WE'RE FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

~*~* Judge Headquarters *~*~

Rowan Girl: I told you! The hikaris still had hope yet!

Seto: This is nuts! We have to change all the statistics around now!

Shizuka: *is typing so fast her fingers are going to catch on fire* O_O

Dark Angel: Soo what now?

Mary Ann: We wait… and watch…

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Psycho: My GOD that took a long time to get done! XD

FDC: You're telling me! But it was fun!!

Psycho: I'm starting to get… sad.

FDC: o_O why?

Psycho: Because it's been so long since I've had interaction with Bakura-kun! *cries* I am so deprived!

Bakura: *walks past* You know that is SUCH a shame.

Psycho: O_O Baku-kun!!! *runs after rabidly*

Bakura: AAH!! *runs for his afterlife*

FDC: -_-;; review please, people, for my sake!