Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Sick... ( Chapter 15 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Psycho: No time for introductions today people!

FDC: Roll it!

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Ryou: *wakes up promptly for some unknown reason* O_O does anyone smell that?

All: *are still asleep*

Ryou: 0_o ... *gets up* O_O!! WAKE UP!!

Psycho: O_O what?!

FDC: Aaaaaahhhh nooooooooo not Bob again!! *runs up a coconut tree*

Ryou: o_0 ok… Look!!

All: *look up to see a funny purplish haze coming toward them*

LW: o_O maybe the yamis are having a Shadow Game...

Yuugi: Somehow I doubt it...

*With the Yami's on the other side of the island*

Yamis: *notice the purple haze heading for the Hikari's side*

Marik: What the heck is that thing?

Yami: ...o.O

Nyoko: Hmmm...That's strange

D_W: Did the hikari's learn how to access the Shadow Realm?

Bakura: how the heck is that possible? Maybe they are in danger! Ryou!!!!! *runs in circles hysterically*

Nyoko: HEY! We don't even know what it is so chill out for a minute.

Karen: What if they really ARE in danger?

RavenFire: Then… we run to help them!

Nyoko: If only we were allowed to contact through mindlink…

Bakura: To hell with it! I'm going to save Ryou!

Marik: NOW you're being irrational!

Bakura: Irrational is my middle name! *runs off*

Others: -_-+ *follow*

*Judge's Headquarters*

Kaiba: o_O what IS that thing?

Otogi: It couldn't be the virus could it…?

All: *gasp*

Jou: it couldn't be could it?

Shizuka: if it is... the virus… they could all be in danger..

Khura: WE could be in danger too!

Mokuba: What can we do to stop it?

Mary Ann: It's beyond our control... o.O

Kitsune: Well this is great -_-

Kaiba: WAIT! There could be a solution... and it involves... Honda!

*with the Hikari's*

Yuugi: it's getting closer!!

Hikaris: *panicking*

DoL: WHAT DO WE DO?!?!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!!

L_W: *sniffs the air* Omg it stinks!!

All: *crumple down onto the ground in a heap from the putrid smell and lack of oxygen as the darkness smothers them*

Malik: I'M MELTING!!!!!

All: *blink* 0_o

Ryou: AAAH!! Look! In the distance!

Yuugi: WE'RE BEING AMBUSHED!!

Psycho: O_O no we're not! It's the yamis!

Hikaris: *all feel a fuzzy feeling of relief as they see their dark counterparts racing toward them*

RavenFire: WE WILL SAVE YOU!!!

*Judge's Headquarters*

Honda: O_O what do you want with me?!

Kaiba: You are the ultimate destruction weapon! We just need to clone you.

Honda: What?!

Shizuka: IT'S GENIUS!

Mokuba: TO THE CLONE MACHINE!!!

Honda: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *is dragged away by Kaiba and the others*

Dark Angel: IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE OF SURVIVAL!!

Honda: THEY DIDN'T CALL THIS GAME “SURVIVOR” FOR NOTHING!! *voice is fading as he gets carried to his doom* Nooooooooo!!!!

*With Hikaris and Yami's*

Yami's: *swoop in and pick up their own Hikari's and run to a direction away from the mist*

~*The mist floats by the area that was just abandoned and the plants begin to die*~

Ryou: *in Bakura's arms* O.O

Psycho: *riding on Nyoko's back who has morphed into her super-agile youko mode* How are we going to get away from this?!

Nyoko: To go as fast as we can away from the virus approaching!!

FDC: *is also riding on RavenFire who is going so fast she is turning into a fireball* OUCH OUCH OUCH!! >< *trying not to burn herself while she holds on*

Marik: *comes to a dwelling* In here people! We can stay here until help reaches us!

Malik: yeah! My yami is brainy!

Marik: What else did you think was underneath all this hair? ^_~

All: .......

Marik: what is your silence supposed to tell me?

Malik: don't worry Marik I think you're smart! And a lot smarter than certain people....

All: *make it to the cave*

*Judges Headquarters*

All: *shove Honda into the Cloning Machine*

Kaiba: Shizuka! Anything on the whereabouts of the contestants?

Shizuka: they have all found refuge in a cave on the opposite side of the island, but the virus seems to be taking a beeline straight for there.

Kaiba: they should be safe for a minute, Mutt, activate the cloning machine!

Jou: XP *activates it*

Cloning Machine: *backfires a few times before activating, and produces duplicates of Hondas*

Hondas: *walk out of the machine in single file* TOTALLY BOGUS DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!

Original Honda: *comes out* O_O duuuude! There are like…. THREE HUNDRED of me!!

Kaiba: That was our plan. Now, CLONES!!

Clones: ??

Kaiba: You will obey to me and me only. Do you register?

Clones: Register, dude!

Kaiba: *mutters* Like father like son… a-hem. Anyway… Khura, take it away.

Khura: *snaps out a chart* this here virus is attacking the globe, but for reasons unbeknownst to us, it is heading straight for our contestants! You must devise a plan to redirect the virus so they can come up with a plan to destroy it! Use the powers of your pointy hair to aid us!

Clones: Duuuuuuuuude!!! Yes sir duuuuuuuuude!!!

All: =_=

Honda: Duuuuuuuuude, I've never seen so much of me before!

Kaiba: We are doomed.

*with yamis and hikaris*

Hikaris: *are squealing in fright*

Bakura: We can't just stand here! We have to do something!

Malik: Like what? It's not like the virus is alive you know!

Pegasus: You don't know that!

All: O_O where did you come from?!

Pegasus: Wouldn't you like to know!

FDC: No not really!

Yuugi: This day just got a whole lot better =_=

Psycho: Has anyone seen Shadi?

Marik: Who cares about that crack pot, we're about to die!!

Honda clones: *running through the virus cloud* DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

Isis: Omg make them stop! MAKE THEM STOP!! >.<

Malik: AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SISTER IS HERE AGAIN!! *runs in circles*

All: *gasp*

FDC: Where did YOU come from?!

Yuugi: Please don't say out of my buttocks!

Isis: Well---

Psycho: O_O Wait! We all know that where there is Isis, there is always…

*Shadi jumps into the cave and lights the darkness with his floaty bath robes*

All: SHADI!!

Shadi: Wow, maybe I should stay disappeared more often ^^

Malik: Shadi! You have to help us!

Shadi: Why me?

L_W: Have you seen what it looks like outside?!

Shadi & Isis: *looks outside and see the cloned Hondas*

Hondas: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!

Isis & Shadi: O_O whoa!

Virus: *sniffs out the cave* they're in here you guys!

Psycho: O.O now the damn thing can TALK?! *freaks out and switches to youko form*

Shadi: I think I might have devised a plan! But we need Mai and Anzu first…

All: *scream bloody murder* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jou: Anyone but them! ANYONE!!

Shadi: It's the only thing I can think of! I'll be back in a jiffy! *goes off to find them*

*suddenly everyone from the Judge's Headquarters comes floating into the cave kicking and screaming*

All: O.O

Bakura: What happened to you?!

Otogi: *is hysterical* THE VIRUS TOOK US HOSTAGE!!!

Everyone: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! *spazzing out*

Shadi: *reappears with Mai and Anzu* See the virus girls? Go and lead it outa here!

Mai: We do this and you better remember our deal!

Shadi: Sure! no problem! ^^;;

Mai and Anzu: *run into the virus* Heeeeeeey!!! Over here!!!!! *run into the hoard of Hondas*

Hondas: Duuuuuuuuude Hot Chicks!!!!!

Virus: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!! Hot Chicks! *follows after Anzu and Mai until it is no more*

Shadi: Ok everyone lets get outa here!

All: *blink in amazement* O.O *cheer*

FDC: Yaaay Shadi saved the day!!

Honda: And so did I! TOTALLY BOGUS DUDE!

Shizuka: Oh shut up! >< *is already getting a migraine*

LW: So what do we do now that we've defeated the man-killing virus?

Ryou: Well I sure as hell don't want to stay on this island anymore!

Bakura: I second that.

Malik: Then where do we go?

All: *look at authoresses*

FDC & Psycho: *blink blink*

Kaiba: *sigh* I think this could take a while…

FDC: What are you looking at us for?

Psycho: Yeah!

Kaiba: You two are the master minds of this fic! Get us off the damned island!!

Psycho: Well were do you wanna go?

All: anywhere!!!

Psycho: Ok *makes everyone appear in Antarctica*

All: GRRRR!

FDC: Nope! *makes them appear in a desert*

All: =_=

Psycho: Nope! *makes them all appear on a whole other planet and everyone starts to float due 2 the lack of gravity*

All: O_O

Otogi: Can't we for once go somewhere normal?

Psycho: What like the mall? *snaps her fingers and everyone drops into a mall*

Kaiba: >.> NOW look what you did, dice boy.

Nyoko: Whoo hoo! Shopping! :D

Bishies: NOOOOO

FDC: =_= as much as I would like to stay, I really don't think we can! *snaps fingers and everyone appears in a house*

All: O_O where are we?!

Noa: This place seems frighteningly familiar…

FDC: That's because it is! We're at my house!

Ryou: *faints* x_X

FDC: XD what's wrong with my house?

Shadi: You have to ask?

FDC: *beats him in the head w/ frying pan*

All: OO abuse…

Malik: The dwelling place of an insane authoress is probably the most frightening place anyone can go!!

Psycho: Yet you live with me e_e

Malik: >> you're not as bad

Psycho: :D really?

Kaiba: I wouldn't speak too soon -_-;;

Bakura: Not to mention get her hopes up

Psycho: ^_^

Nyoko: -_- anyway…

Kaiba: This is the place of torture!!

FDC: Hey!! Don't make me call you-know-who with her rats!!!

Kaiba: ... O_O no...!

FDC: Then behave

Psycho: OKAY PEOPLE!! Can we stop obsessing over how scary FDC's house is so we can get on with the fic here?!

All: 0_o

Psycho: Much better. Now let's have a game of Twister.

All: ((O_O))

Noa: She's gone nuts!

FDC: I don't even HAVE the game Twister! o_0

Psycho: Well you do now! *snaps her fingers and Twister appears* Yay! ^_^ let's have a sleep over!

All: Yay!!!

Pegasus: So who should be the host for this party?

Malik: o_O we need a host?

D_W: Yes a host is needed for everything...

FDC: SHADIIII!!!!!! OUT HERE NOW!!!! MOVE YOUR HAMSTER ASS OUTTA THAT CLOSET!!!!

Shadi: *comes jogging out of the closet in the hall and stops in front of FDC jogging in place* Yes sir!!?

Psycho: You are to be the host for our game of Twister!!

Shadi: o.O um... o…k…?

FDC: NOW HAMSTER ASS!!!

Shadi: O_O YESSIR!!

Psycho: But first we need to be in our PJs and have lots of munchies! *snaps her fingers and suddenly all the bishies are standing stark naked*

Bishies: ((0____0)) *go red* wtf?!

Psycho: Hmm… this is like playing Barbies! You get to dress them up!

FDC: XD hmmm, alright, I'll dress mine and you dress yours *snaps her fingers and Ryou, Jou, Pegasus (><) Shadi and Noa are in assorted PJs*

Psycho: *does the rest of them XD*

Bakura: *is in blood-red boxers and nothing more* o_o;;; ok so now that that's done…

Psycho: *drool* @________@ so… sexy…

Ryou: -_- so he's sexy and I'm not, pssh.

FDC: You are sexy! But no time for that now, let's start the game! *rolls out the Twister mat*

Shadi: ROUND ONE OF TWISTER, COMMENCE!!

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Psycho: WHOOOOOOOO CLIFFHANGER!!!

FDC: Kinda… well, that was fun! But my sugar high is gone now…

Kaiba: And that's a bad thing?

FDC: Yes T_T

Psycho: Eh… well, we'll see what happens next chapter anyway, its' bound to be good ^_^ REVIEW OR THE BISHIES STARVE!! FOOOOOOOWAHAHAHAHA!!

Marik: *in slow motion* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!