Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ An Innocent Game of Twister Gone Horribly Wrong ( Chapter 16 )

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Psycho: Omg, I'm so tired… roughhousing with the boyfriend totally shatters me when he's at least a foot taller and a million times stranger than me T_T and it doesn't help with a bad back either…

FDC: We don't need to hear the details -_-

Psycho: You're right…

Bakura: *appears* Can we get yet another painful chapter over and done with? I have some plotting to get on with.

Marik: As do I, so hurry it up!

Psycho: Don't rush us, fools! *hiss*

FDC: -_- Anyway… Continuing on from the previous episode…

Last time on Psycho and F_D_C2003's Crazy Killing Spree Story…

Bakura: *is in blood-red boxers and nothing more* o_o;;; ok so now that that's done…

Psycho: *drool* @________@ so… sexy…

Ryou: -_- so he's sexy and I'm not, pssh.

FDC: You are sexy! But no time for that now, let's start the game! *rolls out the Twister mat*

Shadi: ROUND ONE OF TWISTER, COMMENCE!!

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Chapter 16… An Innocent Game of Twister Gone Horribly Wrong

All: Whoosh!

Shadi: Ok, because I'm the host, I get to play with the spinner! And whatever I say goes!

All: oO

Marik: You realize that just didn't sound right Shadi...

Shadi: You're just jealous because I have the power and you don't! XP

All: e_e

FDC: Maybe it was a bad idea to make him the host

Psycho: Maybe, but nothing we can do now -.-

Shadi: Haha!! Too late now! *starts playing with the spinner*

Lady_Washu: How are we going to decide who gets to go on the mat first or not, though?

FDC: Well that's easy! The bishies can go first!

Psycho: What about us?

Yamifanner: Yeah we don't wanna be bored!

Malik: *already bored*

Nyoko: We can dance until it's our turn! *disco ball comes down from the ceiling and she starts dancing like a stripper* WHOO!!

Psycho: -__-;;; *snaps fingers and things return to usual saneness*

Nyoko: Fine! Well if you all have any better ideas I'm listening.

All: ………

Shadi: Well who ever is going.... right hand on blue!!

Bishies: *are only on the first turn and are already in awkward positions*

Authoresses: O_O *drool* XD

Khura: THIS I could get used to…

Shadi: Left foot on yellow!

Bishies: *push each other out of the way* >.>

Mokuba: Aah! We can't all fit on here, you know! >.<

Inu Yasha, Honda and Yami: *all fall over*

Inu Yasha: *sits and pouts* What is the point in me even being here?! I've hardly said two lines in this whole frickin' thing!

Kurama: *is stuck underneath Bakura who is between Malik and Yami who are wedged between Jou and Yuugi* You're here for the same reason as all of us: you're sexy! Now shut up and follow the light!

Inu Yasha: O-o… *gets off the mat*

Shadi: You're all a bunch of wimps!

Other bishies: *glare at Shadi*

Shadi: Anyway… Put you right cheek on red!

All: O_O

Yamifanner: That didn't sound right.

FDC: Sourness!

Shadi: I'm talking about the face, not the ass cheek! That's on the other side of the spinner!

All: O_O

Malik: Other… side?

Psycho: What kind of spinner are you looking at?

Seto: What the hell are you making us do?

Inu Yasha: *eyes everyone suspiciously*

RavenFire: *snatches the spinner from Shadi* O_O Hikari, where on Earth did you acquire this 'game'?!

FDC: I don't know! Blame her! *points at Psycho* This wasn't MYYY idea!

Psycho: Well excuse ME if Shadi decided to throw this game out of whack!

Dark Angel: This is actually kinda fun…

Shadi: DO IT!!

Bishies: O.O *slap their faces down on red*

*a giant crack is heard*

Marik: AAAAAAAAH MY BACK!! >___< *howls in pain*

FDC: O_o eww…

Psycho: Don't worry Marik, I feel your pain >.<

Yuugi: I can't feel my hands!

Jou: I can't feel my feet!

Noa: I can't feel my HEAD!

Hiei: AAAAAH didn't I tell anyone that I'm extremely claustrophobic?!

Kurama: Oh no, here we go…

Hiei: *starts hyperventilating* I WANT OUT!!! *struggles to get free, making Pegasus' head hit the floor and Bakura's leg smack into the back of Malik's head*

Pegasus: ACK!! I think my Sennen Eye just fell out!!

Malik: UGH!! Baka! *grabs Bakura's leg and throws it back*

Ryou: *screams in pain* OOWWW!! That's MY leg, Malik!!

Malik: Then where is Bakura's leg?

Jou: HERE IT IS! *holds up random leg*

Seto: Make inu! *punches Jou* That's MY leg! *snatches it back*

Jou: Hey, don't punch me! *punches Kaiba*

Otogi: ACK! Watch it! *punches random body* HEY!! OWW!!

Fangirls: *are watching in utmost silence* O.O AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

Ryou: -_- let's be calm… I'm getting a migraine.

* all bishies stay quiet and stop struggling for at least ten seconds until… *

Malik: I'm bored…

Yami: We all are, Pharaoh-wannabe

Malik: I am not a “pharaoh-wannabe”!! *grab's Yami's hair, making him smack into a random arm*

Yami: OW! You made me slam into Kaiba's arm!

Kaiba: That wasn't my arm…

Jou: I don't think it was mine….

Otogi: Not mine.

Marik: Me either…

Yuugi: O_O Did anyone ELSE feel Yami smacking into their arm…?

*crickets chirp*

Malik: AHHHHH WE'RE MUTATING INTO ONE!!

Random bishies: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ryou: Malik that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever---

Otogi: Umm…. I can feel something moving beneath my butt.

Honda: *is sitting on the sideline* o.o ~in thought~ The thing groping Otogi's butt must die…

Seto: Malik, even if we DID mutate, which is scientifically impossible, we'd at least still be alive. We might be attached to each other for the rest of our lives, but-

Jou: O.O a fate worse than DEATH!!

Seto: What are you trying to say?!

Bakura: *is jammed between random bodies and isn't liking it* who would want to be stuck with all YOU morons for the rest of their life? Especially the pharaoh…

Yami: HEY! *whacks Bakura's head*

Ryou: X_X I've ALREADY got a migraine, Yami! Watch who you're hitting next time.

Hiei: *still hyperventilating* I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! I'M GETTING OUT!!! *struggles furiously, making everyone hit the ground and each other*

Kurama: @_@ Hiei… calm down.

Malik: *pokes his head out of the entanglement, looking at the girls* Aren't any of you going to help us?!

Hiei: *still struggling* MUST... GET... FREE!!!!

Shizuka: What do you think, girls?

Dragon_lover: Uhh… no. I don't think we should.

FDC: O_O who are you?

Lady_Washu: Yeah, where'd you come from?

Dragon_lover: Uh… she invited me here ^0^ *points to Psycho who is camming the whole scene* And this is my yami, Akil.

Akil: Why do we have to be here? These people are nuts!!!

Dragon_lover: Relax. *to the others* He's a little… shy. Don't be offended if he doesn't talk to you, he really only talks to me XD

FDC: O…k.

Kurama: Hiei, you'll thank me for this later… *bites down on a convulsing hand*

Bakura: AAAH @$&% it!! Who the #*^% did that? Mother#@!&er!!

Hiei: *finally manages to escape, hissing at the pile of bishies as he goes to join Inu Yasha*

Psycho: Ummm okay, I think we need to take back control of this… I'M GOING IN!!

Bishies: NOOOOOOOO!!

Malik: Didn't you hear us before? WE'VE MUTATED!!

Marik: YOU'LL RIP US APART!!

Malik: AND WE'LL BLEED TO DEATH!!

FDC: -_-;; this is ridiculous… let me give you a hand, Psycho.

Kitsune: Wow, I never knew the bishies bend in so many ways…

Khura: It's almost… unnatural!

Bishies: =_= *blush furiously*

Inu Yasha: *in another corner of the room staying out of it*

Hiei: *jumps out and joins Inu Yasha, rocking back and forth* Must… find a window… Must have a breath of the outside world!!!!!

Inu Yasha: -_- you freak…

Psycho: Alright, listen up folks! It's quite obvious that something randomly weird has happened here, and I think we all know who to blame for it, too… >_>

All, especially the bishies: *glare daggers at Shadi*

Shadi: O.O SHE asked me to be the host! *points to FDC*

FDC: O.O it was HER that wanted to play Twister in the first place!! *points to Psycho*

Nyoko: -_- let's not go blaming anyone for this insane event! If anything, blame the haunted/cursed/possessed Twister board!

Bishies: HAUNTED?! *squirm even harder*

Psycho: -_- nice going, yami. Now, all us fangirls/authoresses, including Hiei, Honda and Inu Yasha, need to help us get these guys untangled ^________^

FDC: I'll help get Ryou and Malik out, since they are on the top, and we'll go from there.

Psycho: Bakura and Marik are next, so I'll work with them.

Kitsune: I'll help get Kaiba out ^0^

Lady_Washu & Yamifanner: I'LL GET YAMI!! *look at each other* <.< >.> *hiss*

Psycho: The rest of you, can help the others ^^ I probably won't be able to, since I got the two heaviest guys out of the lot -_-

Bakura: Hey, Kaiba is probably heavier than me! He's taller!

Kaiba: By like, two inches!!

Marik: And my weight is purely muscle!!

Psycho: -_- whatever. NOW LET'S DO THIS!!

FDC: *attempts to pry Malik out of his position between Yami, Yuugi and Jou*

Malik: YESS I'M FREE!!

FDC: o.O Whoo. *starts to work on getting Ryou free*

Ryou: Weeeeee, I'm free! I could just KISS you!!

FDC: Ok! ^0^

Ryou: *proceeds to do so*

Psycho: *trying to haul Marik's heavy ass out of the pile* >.< damn, son! How much muscle do you HAVE anyway? *squeezes muscles that are as hard as rocks* -_-; forget I asked.

Marik: *just smirks* YAY!! FREENESS!!

Psycho: Is that even a word?

FDC: According to Word's spellchecker, yes, it is.

Psycho: e_e;; ok. *grabs Bakura's arms* You next, sweet thing! ^.~ *pulls hard… pulls harder, and harder, and harder…*

Bakura: *comes flying out of the pile like a cannonball* ((O.O)) *lands awkwardly on top of Psycho* =_=

Psycho: @.@ uhh… I'm not sure whether to be sad that I'm in extreme back pain right now, or happy that Bakura is straddling me…

RavenFire: *standing over Pegasus' quivering-in-pain body* ~in thought~ Ok, this isn't going to be fun. But just bear in mind that Jounouchi is next…. ACK!! I didn't just think that, did I?! Oh Shiva, I did!!

Pegasus: O_o are you going to help me or not?

RavenFire: -_- yeah, yeah. *starts to pluck him out of the pile with claws bared*

Pegasus: AAHHH what's with the claws?! T_T

Raven: Self-defense, of course. I will NEVER forget the day you tried to maul me as Sailor Jackass from the Planet Shnitz. *finally gets him out* Hi Jou ^_^

Jou: *sees blood dripping from claws* O.O Aah!!

Raven: O.o Oh. Oops. *retracts claws* Better? ^^

Kitsune: *yanking on Seto's arms* PUSH, DAMMIT! PUSH! We'll never get you out if you don't try and help!!

Seto: I'm TRYING! >.< if I push any harder I'll go into damn labour!!

All: O_O

Psycho: Ok. Let's not go there.

* finally all the bishies are freed from the evil possessed Twister mat *

Psycho: I don't know if any of you noticed before, but we have a new guest. Her name is dragon_lover, and her yami is with her. His name is Akil. I don't exactly know what to call her because in one review she said she was Emily, and in the other she said she was Astrid. So I'll just go with dragon_lover, since that's her pen name ^0^

All: *glance over at dragon_lover* Hi!

Akil: I'm scared.

Dragon_lover: Don't be! These people are our new friends… Oh, where is thief Bakura? I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM!!!!

Psycho: O.O oh yeah, about that…

FDC: What the hell?

Psycho: Thief Bakura is technically dead, so he won't be in this fic, and neither will any of the other characters from the ancient Egypt arc… it kinda makes things a little confusing ^^ Call me blonde or whatever, but, yah.

FDC: Hmm… that could have been fun, you know.

Psycho: -_- whatever. You and your crazy ideas…

Bishies: *bored*

Shizuka: LET'S HAVE A MAKE-OUT PARTY!! ^0^

DoL: Whoo, my first line! And yes, let's!! *glomps Shizuka*

Psycho: Err, no. What else can you do on a sleepover? XD

FDC: Get sugar high on pocky and Botan rice candy!!

Psycho: *writes it down* Ok… next!

Bakura: Watch horror movies to get ideas for your next revenge plot.

Psycho: O_o ok…next… *also writes it down*

Yamifanner: Treat our bishies like royalty!

FDC & Psycho: *nearly barf*

FDC: EXCUSE me? Did I hear correctly?

Psycho: Don't you mean torment and sexually abuse them in a satisfying way for both?

Nyoko: O.O *shunts Psycho*

Dragon_lover: OO…

FDC: You really need to put the rating up on this -_-;

Psycho: I know -_-; CONTINUING!!

Pegasus: Bake cakes and give makeovers!

Otogi: And do each other's hair! *twirls hair*

Lady_Washu: This all sounds kinda boring…

Ryou: Then let's… PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!

Psycho: NOW you're speaking my language!!

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Psycho: Fweeee!! Gotta love truth or dare… even though I never get to play it

FDC: Hell, mayhem and havoc are promised to ensue in the next chapter…

Psycho: You can guarantee that ^0^

FDC: Yes, you can…

Psycho: Well, I hope you liked that dragon_lover… let me know if you wanna be in the next chapter still ^o^

FDC: R&R fellow peoples!!!!