Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Authorities Take Their Toll ( Chapter 17 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

FDC: HI!!

Psycho: HI!!

Both: ^_^

RavenFire: Are you two ok?

Both: ^_^

Nyoko: Hello?

Both: ^_^

Bakura: are they having one of those... things… again?

Malik: I don't think we wanna know...

Kaiba: If so, I want out. NOW.

Nyoko: Well there isn't a lot we can do about it..

Pegasus: In that case... ^_^

Malik: >_> not you too!

Pegasus, FDC, & Psycho: ^__^

Kaiba: Its like a disease!

Bakura: -_- Continuing on from the previous episode…

Last time on Psycho and F_D_C2003's Crazy Killing Spree Story…

FDC: You really need to put the rating up on this -_-;

Psycho: I know -_-; CONTINUING!!

Pegasus: Bake cakes and give makeovers!

Otogi: And do each other's hair! *twirls hair*

Lady_Washu: This all sounds kinda boring…

Ryou: Then let's… PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!

Psycho: NOW you're speaking my language!!

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Chapter 17…The Authorities Take Their Toll

FDC: OO ... *staring into space drooling*................

Ryou: Oh no! She's become Mokuba!!!

FDC: *still drooling* …………………………̷ 0;………………………..cheese fucked sundaes!!!

Bakura: O-o what happened to that woman...?

Nyoko: Dare we ask?

RavenFire: Hikari... hikari speak to me!!

FDC: *drooling*................................................................. ...................................

Mokuba: She's copying me!!

Psycho: Alright let's just stay calm people.... I'll try and sort this out.... *pokes FDC* OO

FDC: ....*randomly twitches and makes an odd squealing sound that doesn't sound right* ................ -^0^-

Psycho: Ok. I think I have a diagnosis......... she should be back to normal in exactly.......... 25.369742120000 seconds.

FDC: .........................................................

All: O_O

FDC: Marik! I know you have it!! I want that bag now!!!

Marik: O-o I don't have it! I gave it to Shadi about three days ago! >.>

Malik: o.O you knew about this?

Marik: <.< >.> It's strictly confidential........

Psycho: Right...

Shadi: Uh yeah... I have it! Wait.. what do I have? I don't know what they are talking about!!

Psycho: -_- ok...... let's just... forget it.. shall we....

Bakura: I want to know what Marik's hiding!

Marik: I'm NOT HIDING ANYTHING!! O_O

Nyoko: O_O...

FDC: Nikki told me you had a giant bag of Snicker bars!!!

All: >_>

Noa: -.- you don't need anymore sugar.

FDC: Yes I do…O_O

Noa: Ok, you want some gum? ^^

FDC: Sure! *takes gum and starts chewing it* ........ (((O_O))) *falls to the floor and starts twitching* IT BURNS US!!!!!! IT BURNS USSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Marik: Alright, alright! I only bought the damn bag to shut my kids up!

Nyoko: >_> NOT a good idea, baka!

Youko twins: *has caramel and chocolate all over themselves*

Psycho: -_- *munches on strawberry pocky sticks*

Marik: What do YOU need it for? *eyes FDC* You've already got heaps of Botan rice candy and such....

Me: >_> But i have to save it for my trip to NC! Sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noa: -.- ignore her.. keep the candy. she doesn't need it and she knows it... she's just having one of those … odd fits…

FDC: *glomps Noa and runs around in circles* ^_^

Noa: O_O I can't breathe and I'm gonna throw up...

Psycho: Ok, um, people... shall we calm down now and have a game of truth or dare like we said we'd do last chapter? ^^;;

Otogi: I'd like to see that happen >.>

Malik: Just shut up and give her some chocolate and maybe.. just MAYBE we can return to our normal lives...

FDC: TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Lady_Washu: Who's going first?

Kaiba: The girls can this time I think >.>

Inu Yasha: *sitting on the sideline looking bored and scared of what will happen next* o.o

Shadi: I know things about people that no-one else knows!

All: *give Shadi an odd look*

Ryou: Well you kinda are the narrator Shadi...

Shadi: Kaiba is so poor his bologna doesn't even have a first name!!

FDC: My bologna has a first name.. it O-S-C-A-R ....

RavenFire: *shoves sock in FDC's mouth* That'll do Hikari.. that'll do..

FDC: Oo

Nyoko: OKAY … let's get this started… *snaps fingers and everyone is in their PJs again ready to play T or D*

Pegasus: Shizuka! Truth or dare?!

All: O.o *had forgotten Pegasus was here*

Shizuka: Ah… truth I guess

Bakura: Awww you're such a weenie!

Shizuka: O.O Humph! fine then, dare me Pegasus!!

Pegasus: Hmmm, I dare you to.... sprout the wings of a dragon and grow the snout of a pig and sing "Dare to be Stupid" while standing on your head in a washing machine…

All: O_O

Psycho: Why don't we try and ... KEEP THIS GAME I REALITY??!!!!

Pegasus: O_O

Shizuka: Is that all you have for me? *sprouts dragon wings, grows a pig snout and proceeds to do the tasks*

All: *disturbed*

Shizuka: That was fun..

Jou: Shizuka.. what the heck?

Seto: It runs in the family I guess.... *snicker*

Jou: -.- I'll show you…

Shizuka: Ok, is it my go? ^_^

DoL: Sure is, sweetiekins… ^_^

Jou: >.>

Shizuka: Malik, you know the question!

Malik: Dare…

Shizuka: I dare you to…. Get up on the roof stark naked, pour chocolate sauce all over yourself, put on a cowboy hat and start line dancing while singing “Stronger” by Britney Spears XD

All: O_o…

Malik: Is this some kind of sick fantasy or…

Mokuba: O_O my virgin ears!!

Authoresses: *drool* @.@

Malik: Ok then!! *rapidly strips off his clothes and gets on the roof with chocolate sauce, a cowboy hat and stereo*

All: *run outside to watch*

Random Neighbors: *look on in disbelief or disgust and some people have even walked out of their house with video recorders and cameras. Some have even resulted to calling the cops*

Malik: So… now I'm STRONGER, THAN YESTERDAY!!! *line dancing all the while*

Dragon_lover: How does he know how to line dance when he's from Egypt…?

Bakura: Ra damned if I know

Malik: … NOW IT'S NOTHING BUT MY WAY! MY LONELINESS AIN'T KILLING ME NO MORE…

Psycho: *_* this is about the best thing I've seen all day…

Chocolate sauce: *dripping down from the roof*

FDC: ……..sugar……. >.>

Ravenfire: Hikari, no!!

FDC: *lunges for the chocolate*

Yuugi: Stop her, she's mad!!

All: *try to stop FDC from getting the chocolate, but in the process get splashed with it*

All Authoresses: ............. ^____________________________^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their Yami's: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Malik: *still on the roof*

Cops: *come driving down the road with their sirens blaring*

Bakura: Yami, your crack! Run!

Yami: o_O *turns around and looks at his ass*

Bakura: >.< Not THAT crack! Your drugs, dumbass!

Yami: O_O oh yeah… You won't bust my crack business for all the tea in China! *jumps over the fence and goes back into the house through the back*

Cops: O____o;;

Yami: *comes out a few minutes later and walks up to a cop* Sorry about that, there is no real drug business.. I urgently had to leave because uh... my jelly doughnuts were on fire! Yeah that's it! ^^;;

Cop: Err… okay, we were actually here to find out who that naked man is on the roof of your house…

Psycho: O_O MALIK, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!

Malik: *still shakin' his booty* strooonger, than yesterdaaaaaaaay--- huh? What?

Helicopters: *flying around overhead*

Jou: Oh yeah, you've really done it this time, sis…

Shizuka: OO I didn't mean to… I thought it would be funny… *bursts into tears* PLEASE DON'T LOCK HIM AWAY!! IT WAS MY FAULT!!!!!!

Bakura: *covers ears* Moaning little bitch… >.<

Cop 1: Who is the owner of this house?

FDC: Me!! ^0^ *covered in chocolate*

Cop 2: O_O I know you! You're the one with that psychotic grey skinned friend that tried to blow up the city from the sewers!

RavenFire: Oh… heh heh…. yeah I remember that...

Cop 1: Cuff her! *slaps hand cuffs on FDC*

FDC: ;.;

RavenFire: >_> hey!

Psycho: O.O *whistles innocently looking away*

Cop 3: You look quite guilty here, miss… ACCESSORY TO CRIME SCENE!!! *also cuffs*

*cops put Psycho and FDC into the cop car and drive off*

Psycho & FDC: *can be heard screaming obscenities from blocks away*

Nyoko: *eyes blaze red* Oh, HELL no.

Raven: This ain't right.

Malik: *comes down from the roof* Well they weren't exactly innocent…

Yami: And my crack business didn't even get busted! :D

Shadi: OO this means… we don't have anymore authoresses to control the fic now…

Bakura: That might not be such a bad thing…

Yuugi: *in thought* I am going to die… *out of thought* Cool!

Shadi: NOW I HAVE THE POWER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LW: Yeah, yeah, calm down!

Yamifanner: Yeah, you forget we are still here!

FDC & Psycho: Take the skinny guy, he has the drug problem!!!! *this is the last anyone can hear from them before they are way out of sight and earshot*

Shadi: What to do now, my pretties… *rubs hands together*

All: O_O…

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Psycho: Wow, dude that was err… interesting

FDC: I can't believe those b*stards took us away! T.T we didn't do anything…

Malik: ^^;; read and review, people!