Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ It's a miracle... but, in fact, yes... WE ARE ALIVE!!!!! ( Chapter 22 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

FDC & Psycho: *burst of out a pile of dirt* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bishies: (o_O)

Psycho: Yes everyone.... we are, in fact, ALIVE!!!

FDC: Hellz yes! We've um… more or less been in hiding for hell knows how long but we finally got back into it! So there!

Bakura: Well it's about FUCKIN' time!

Both: XP

Yami: And here we were thinking that you were just washed-up has-beens…

Psycho: *cough* Look who's talking…

FDC: NOBODY CAN BEAT OUR SUPERIOR FICTION-WRITING SKILL!!

RavenFire: It's a miracle eh Nyoko-chan? They've actually managed to do it again.

Nyoko: Oh I know… they're both so horrible.

Kaiba: In most cases I second that.

FDC: S.T.F.U!

Kaiba: Excuse me?

FDC: YOU HEARD ME!! *attempts to asphyxiate Kaiba*

Psycho: O.O Ok well, here it is! The exciting conclusion to the battle against the country hicks and the rescuing of Bakura and Marik!!!!

All: *cheer*

Pegasus: ROLL IT!!

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Bakura + Marik: *still brainwashed and sitting staring into oblivion, tied to a chair on the top of the Barbie and Ken aisle* @.@

Gump: Now with our toy army guarding our prisoners, we can go away and plot the world's demise without worryin'!

Pudding: And cheers to that! *does a little tap dance*

Bud: YEEHAW! Let's go, my redneck minions! *throws his cowboy hat in the air*

Other rednecks: *shuffle out after him*

Marik + Bakura: *drooling* DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH.......

~*The redneck minions follow their leaders out and surround the parking lot while the toy army files out into the front. The authoresses and bishies are all at the end of the parking lot and it's a western cowboy like scene and a tumbleweed goes by*~

Authoresses and Bishies: o_O

Kaiba: Well that was random....

Psycho: HIDE! *grabs Nyoko, Malik, Honda and Otogi and jumps hastily into the bushes of the car park*

FDC: o_0 *grabs RavenFire, Jou, Ryou and Noa*

Everyone else: *does same so now everyone is out of sight*

LW: Where do you think they're going?

Yuugi: I dunno but by the look of it, they've got their toy army to guard their hostages…

Psycho: T_T I can only imagine what torture they've put Marik and Bakura through…

FDC: What if they were beaten and whipped!

Malik: Or forced to watch Barney!

Mary Ann: What if..... they were castrated......

All: ((O_O))

Redneck Minions: *looks around stupidly, having no idea where their enemy is*

Nyoko: I say we jump them as soon as they are parallel with the bushes.. =_=

Honda: *jumps up out of the bushes* YEAH LET'S GET 'EM!!!!!

All: >_<++

Redneck Minions: THERE THEY ARE!! AFTER THEM!!!! *run to the bushes where Honda jumped up*

Khura: OMG HONDA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDOT!!

Shizuka: *seething* =.=

Malik: We are going to die for sure now.

Yami: Not with the power of…… THE HAIR!! *breaks off a piece of his own rock-solid bangs and throws it at a hick*

All: ((O__O))

Gump: *gets the pointiness of Yami's hair stuck in his eye* AAAH OMG I'M BLIND!! Wait, no, I always was blind in that eye………………….I CAN SEE AGAIN!!

FDC: >_> Yami now look what you've done!!

Ravenfire: And here I was thinking he did something smart for once O_O

Ryou: We all know that that's impossible for him…

Yami: *celebrating cause he think he's done something good*

Gump: yay! I can see I can see I ca-

RavenFire: *stabs him in the eyes with a random pair of scissors*

Gump: AHHHHHH I'M BLIND AGAIN!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Other rednecks: (O_O) NOOOOO!!!! *run to attack the other authoresses and bishies*

Authoresses and bishies: *fighting the redneck minions and toy army*

~* All of a sudden and huge 16 story high Toy Soldier busts out of the toy store with Marik and Bakura in hand*~

Toy Soldier: Come and further and these two die.... *hold giant knife to Marik and Bakura*

Marik & Bakura: *are in too much of as daze to know what's going on around them*

Psycho: OMG they look drugged or something!!

Noa: Is that really anything new?

Yuugi: Now is not the time! My yami might have done something indescribably stupid, and those two idiots in that soldier's hand deserve to die anyway, but it's immoral! IMMORAL I TELL YOU!!

All: o_O

FDC: What the hell came over him? Anyway… *throws a grenade at Pudding* BOOYAAH!!

*suddenly the Arabic-speaking toy monkey comes flying in from nowhere and starts throwing an endless amount of knives at the giant soldier*

Nyoko: O_O Oh Ra, Marik! He's gonna get stabbed! T___T *runs up to the soldier and starts climbing his leg* NEVER FEAR! TAKE NO PRISONERS!! I will die with honour if I must!

Shadi: *comes running out of a portal of light blinding everyone in his path* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone is just slightly shocked and at a loss for words and action as Shadi appears*

Shadi: *manically attacking the toy soldier* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Toy Soldier: ((X_X)) *falls over with a huge bang on top of the toy store, completely flattening the building*

All: (((O_________________________O)))

FDC: Omg can't Shadi do anything RIGHT for once? X__x

Psycho: Wellllll Bakura and Marik are dead for sure, now. T_T

Kurama: And Nyoko, she was climbing that soldier's leg…

Honda: *sniffs* They were so young…

Kaiba: Technically they weren't, being 3000 year old spirits and all.

Malik: I hate to break this to ya, but while all you pansies are over there mourning the undead, WE STILL HAVE RABID HICKS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!

All: >>

L_W: Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: *go after the hicks*

~*In the rubble of the toy store*~

Bakura & Marik: *manage to dig their way out of the mess with their normal state of mind (or whatever is normal for them) intact*

Marik: Holy crap… Bakura, we're alive!!!! *glomping the mess out of Bakura*

Bakura: Uh yeah… no shit Sherlock. *shoves Marik off* get the hell off me! O_O What are you, gay?

Marik: Tch, look who's talking >>

Nyoko: *landed in the rubble after falling from the leg of the giant Arabic-speaking toy soldier* HOLY CRAP I'M ALIIIIIIIVE!!!! I'm going to KILL that fuckin' retarded bald hamster!!!! *devising ways to kill Shadi slowly and painfully*

~ Back outside the Rubble ~

*the place looks like a bomb site after everyone threw grenades and planted mines and finally killed all the hicks. Severed heads and limbs lie everywhere*

Mokuba: I think. I'm going. To be sick. *barfs*

Noa: I thought you'd be used to this by now.

Malik: Err, yeah. Can we turn our attention onto the totally flattened toy warehouse now, please?

Yamifanner: Omg what do we do?! They're all like, stuck under there! And we're all like, out here being attacked! *faints* X.x

All: o_O

Jou: *catches her*

Kaiba: It's like 9/11 all over again! But instead it was a 16-storey high Arabic toy soldier that crushed the toy store and killed hundreds…

Psycho: *gasp* I wonder if there were any other people in there besides Bakura, Marik and Nyoko?!

Ryou: Who cares? I'M GOING IN!!!!!

FDC: Me too!!

All: *follow*

Shadi: *still running around in circles manically screaming incoherent profanity*

Kaiba: Will someone grab that lunatic first? e_e

Yuugi: *hits Shadi in the head* Goddammit man, S.T.F.U!!!! *is now dragging Shadi*

Yami: *helps him*

RavenFire: Alright people we're going in!

*Everyone has magically sprouted shovels and such out of nowhere and proceed to dig into the pile of gunk that was once a toy store*

Malik: Holy crap! I found a skull!!!!!!

All: (O_O)

Psycho: NOOOO WHAT IF THAT WAS NYOKO, OR MARIK OR BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!

All: e-e

Kaiba: Only one problem with your theory, even if they were killed and mauled to death by the debris, they haven't been in there long enough to decompose to that state at all.

Ryou: Unless they were all super human!

All: *gasp*

Noa: *whistles innocently*

Jou: Well Nyoko was a demon.... but I dunno. Maybe Ravenfire would have that ability, but she's 100% demon, so, go figure.

Mokuba: *eating random debris*

Noa: I think you need some meds again ne Mokuba-chan? ^^';;

Kaiba: WtF Mokuba,. don't eat that!

Psycho: Hey, I found a tunnel!!

Malik: *gasp* So? It's not like it will lead anywhere.

LW: We can but try!

Kurama: *grabs Yami* You go first! And if you don't make it, or something falls on you, then we'll know to go another way!

LW: Noooo!

Hiei: Kurama… that's not very humane… I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!

FDC: e_e oh and I suppose you're gonna try that with the next available person too, huh?

Kurama: Or the next best candidate for a complete waste of skin, yeah.

Psycho: Well, at least if we all go through and get crushed, we all die together!! ^_^ *pulls everyone into the extremely narrow tunnel*

All: O.O;

~*In the pile of rubble*~

Nyoko: *spots Bakura and Marik wandering through the toy store remains* HOLY CRAP MARIK!!!! BAKURA!!!!!!!!

Both: (o_O) Holy crap!

Nyoko: OMG! I'm, so glad you're alive. Now we just have to get back to the Hikaris and the others and finish off the rest of the hicks! ^_^!

Marik & Bakura: (O_O) um ok...?

Bakura: So what the hell has exactly been going on?

Nyoko: Too much of a long story... -.-;;; Let's just go and find everyone else and get out of this shithole.

Marik: Yeah, but which way? I can hardly see my hand in front of my face.

Nyoko: -.- you seem to forget I have night-vision. Now let's go!!

~* With the others *~

Psycho: I think it's gonna get tight down here, you guys! Suck in your tummies!!

Bishies: o_O *have no need to do so*

Yami: *is trying to eat the dust and dirt off the walls as they go*

Noa: Tell me he hasn't taken a leaf out of Mokuba's book XD

LW: =_= *pulls Yami along*

All: *have been walking for what seems like hours into pointless darkness*

FDC: Hey… is that a light? OMG IT'S A LIGHT!!!!!! O_______O *mesmerized*

Malik: Well hurry up then! I'm starting to get claustrophobic down here!!

Hiei: *has been hyperventilating so hard from claustrophobia that he's passed out in Kurama's arms*

Psycho: Some just can't be saved…

All: *run toward it and burst out onto a set of what looks like a game-show*

Ravenfire: The light! How it blinds me!! *hiss*

Pegasus: *bursts into sight* WELCOME CONTESTANTS!!!!

All: (O_O) What the hell...?

Pegasus: *is decked out in a chef's attire* I'm so glad you could all make it to my new game show - Ready, Steady, Cook!!!!

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All but the authoresses: ………….

Kaiba: Someone mind telling me how we ended up stumbling from the underside of a wrecked building to a reality TV show?

Malik: Again?!

Psycho: What is so wrong with that? Ready Steady Cook is a great show. (don't own)

Jou: But it doesn't even play anymore!

Psycho: I don't give a fuck! It suited the theme of this chapter…

All: O.o;;

FDC: Plus to me Pegasus just seems to look right in chef's clothing.

Psycho: For once in his life XD

Pegasus: >> review people! More of me in the next chapter to look forward to!! :D

All but Pegasus: e_e

FDC: Whatever gets your rocks off…

Psycho: JA NE!!! ^_____^