Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Very Irrelevant Intermission Chapter ( Chapter 21 )

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Psycho: So…any ideas for this chap?

FDC: Not a one ^__^

Psycho: Neither XD

*silence*

FDC: looogi whooosha fooooooopuuuuuuuuuuuu XD

Psycho: toboshui tootsie boop!!

FDC: Ichiban!!!!!!!

Psycho: Saying that word makes me itchy o.O

FDC: XD thats odd, it means number 1 in Japanese. Itchy people! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Psycho: *passes out due to lack of oxygen* My Mum is looking at me strange from laughing so loud…

FDC: XD

Psycho: Hey... if you can pass OUT... what does it mean to pass IN? XD

FDC: To wake up? XD

Psycho: Hahahahaha!!

FDC: I dunno, ask Seto he's the genius XD

Psycho: Oooh good idea…*goes to bedroom and drags Kaiba out of bed* ^___^

Kaiba: Ugh…bakas…There's really no such thing as passing "in". Passing "out" doesn't even really make sense if you think about it.

FDC: Yeah, but it sounds better than saying “this person fell unconscious”.

Psycho: Oh yeah...

FDC: But then the whole thing does kinda make sense, cause when you say `passing', you are going from one state to another, from awake to asleep. Which in this case is going out. Or out of consciousness. So 'passing in' can make sense cause 'in' is the opposite of 'out' but the choice of words just don't flow well together.

Kaiba: Hmm... maybe you're right. "Passing out of consciousness" would be the proper term.

Psycho: Oooh you're so smart.................. *has an immense urge to molest Kaiba*

FDC: Yeah, but see that would take to long to say, so 'passing out' is said instead. And like I said, passing can be referred to going from one state to another. And 'out' can mean going to sleep. Like when someone makes the statement 'Blah is out like a light'. So 'passing out' DOES make sense! Oooo what then? XD

Kaiba: Okay, whatever.

Psycho: FDC-CHAN IS SMAAAAAAAAART!!! ^0^

FDC: I kick ass! Kaiba's just mad cause I made sense!

Noa: You magically make sense yet absolutely no sense at the same time... how is that possible?

FDC: It's not, but only I can do it!

Noa: Ok... that seriously made no sense.

FDC: Ah, but it made sense in my brain. You have many things left to learn young grasshopper.

Noa: >_>

Kaiba: It's frightening how much you two have in common.... and now I think I'm going to leave before I get mercilessly raped >.>

Psycho: >:D

Marik: *shudders* She has that "look" in her eye, doesn't she?

Nyoko: That's my hikari ^_^

FDC: Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noa: Who has what in common?

FDC: I am confused and there is nothing anything can do about it! RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!

Noa: *scoots a few feet away* Save me, she's mad!

Kaiba: I meant FDC and Psycho... *flees the room*

Psycho: *goes after him* YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A CHAINSAW RIGHT NOW.........!!

Bakura: Ooooookaaaaaaay....... *sits up at the comp* Those two are nuts. Hi everyone ^^

FDC: HI BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps*

Noa: ...hi....

FDC: ^________________________^

Ryou: Bakura!! *glomps*

Bakura: *is glomped so bruisingly hard that he falls off the chair, just in time for Psycho to reappear*

Psycho: BOOYAA!! *jumps back into computer chair* Kaiba is so fun to tease ^___^

FDC: I know right? Ooook, I think I'm normal now…

Ryou: I don't think that's possible..

Noa: Nuh uh…

FDC: Calm then…

RavenFire: 'calm' is a word that doesn't even exist in your vocabulary.

FDC: What now? What is this 'calm' you speak of?

All: o.O

Psycho: *is camcording everything* w00t! Did you know we've done 128 pages of this story all together? XD

FDC: Duuude… that's a lot of pages

Psycho: HAI!! ^_______^

FDC: HAI HAI!

Psycho: Omg, I'm laughing hysterically over here at the moment....

FDC: XD

Psycho: Remember this, people? “Malik: I have the perfect idea!

Dragon_lover: ok then, let's hear it.

Malik: Why don't we all do somersaults off the roof naked into a bathtub full of peanut butter!

All: ......

*crickets chirp*

Malik: Uh… ok then no...”

Psycho: Remember that? XD

FDC: Yeah!

Psycho: “Yuugi: It can't be, is he really that smart? *is shrunken down to the size of a thumb*

Nyoko: Whoa... Yuugi turned into Tom Thumb! XD

All: *stare* 0_o”

FDC: I still think that Malik's idea kicked ass!

Psycho: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Psycho: “Psycho: *looking glumly out the window, and suddenly sees a naked Malik doing a somersault off the roof into a random tub full of peanut butter* ((O.O))”

FDC: XD Yugi is tiny! No shame! Leave no survivors!

Psycho: *giggles so hard she hiccups*

FDC: XD Oh no, she has the cursed hiccup syndrome! Hiccups are evil…

Psycho: *HIC* O.O

All: O_O

Bakura: I used to do that when I got drunk in my previous life.... I didn't know it was possible to get them from laughing though!

Psycho: *hiccuping violently* =___=

Psycho: “Shadi: Bwhahaha… you will eat your words you fuck headed nudist! *disappears again*

Malik: I'm not a nudist, do you think I'm a nudist... I'm not a nudist! Wait.. what's a nudist?”

FDC: Dude that happens to me ALL the time.

Noa: I know, that's so annoying.

RavenFire: That's because you two geniuses always have something to laugh at.

FDC & Noa: Ashita haretara
Ano umi e ikou
Kinou nagashita namida no itami wo
Yasashisa ni kaete ^__^ *skipping around like loons*

RavenFire: e_e sorry I said anything

Psycho: I have no idea what the hell you just said, but it looks like fun! *skips around like a butthead too*

FDC: Let us begin…Chapter 21: The Very Irrelevant Intermission Chapter.

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Psycho: *watching Coronation Street* -_- *flicks it off* Dramas suck.........comedies are better.... and that is one reason why we shall make our own!!

Kaiba: And you are just now realising this?

Psycho: Yes. And.... *changes channel* AAAAAAAAAHH!! RYAN SEACREST!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! *gags and hides her face in Kaiba's trench coat*

All: O-o

FDC: Making comedy is fun....... ^__________^ *just gets random look that says 'high'*

Yuugi: o.O You look like Yami!

Pegasus: Looooky spooo!!

All: o_O

Marik: Prooobleeeeems....

FDC: Do crack and you'll never go back!

Yami: Do weed and you'll succeed!!

Psycho: Do cocaine and you'll never feel pain!

Bakura: Or just end up like Kurt Cobain…

Ryou: I hate you, you hate me, let's make Barney fuck a tree…

Malik: o-O that sounds kinda fun…

Psycho: Poor tree…

Raven: Don't you dare touch my gumballs!!!

All: O_O

*silence*

FDC: Yami.. what gumballs?

RavenFire: MY GUMBALLS!!!!!!

Noa: *chewing on gum* o.O

RavenFire: You ate the scared gumballs!

Bakura: Scared Gumballs? What are you smoking?

RavenFire: I mean Sacred Gumballs! You little freak, spit it up right now!!

Noa: o_O

Otogi: Pink and purple gumdrops are falling from the sky!

All: O_O

Malik: WHERE?!?! (((O_O)))

TV: *starts showing Dora the Explorer*

Psycho: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH I like this show!! ^_^

Nyoko: -_-;

All: *chewing on pink and purple gumdrops and are getting freakishly high from some unnatural ingredient in them*

FDC: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

Pegasus: Screw this little Dora mushroom person………..let's do our OWN show! *jumps into the TV and obliterates Dora and her minions and pulls everyone else in*

Kurama: ….how…?

Inu Yasha: Don't ask. Just don't ask. -_-

FDC: Pegasus kicks ass!

All: *get sucked into the TV*

Hiei: *is slicing up Boots the Monkey* This is fun! ^__^

Honda: Ooo I wanna slice up the monkey...

Hiei: No, you can't slice up the monkey!

Honda: why?

Jou: Because you have pointy hair!

Hiei: Yeah!

Inuyasha: And the Monkey is Naraku! *attacks what is left of Boots*

FDC: In with Naraku and down with the Maou!!!!!!!

All: *stop to stare*

FDC: Who wants to see a pic of Pegasus's twin brother? *holds up picture of Gunter from Kyou Kara Maou*

Kaiba: o.O Whoa.

Pegasus: I have a brother?

FDC: I don't know. Are you really a Mazoku and not human?

Pegasus: Uh... >_>

FDC: Do you hate humans?

Pegasus: No... I don't think so.

FDC: Then you are with the Maou?

Pegasus: Who's the Maou?

Noa: Your mother!

Pegasus: My mother is the Maou?

Marik: Yes.

Pegasus: Why?

Psycho: Noooooooooo!

All: o.O

Otogi: *gets out Dora the Explorer's map* Ok… first we gotta go to…the hill, and make our way through the forest…then we gotta climb a wall, jump over a river…and make our way to the tower to save the princesses… O.o what the fuck?

Jou: Princesses?

FDC + Psycho: *with mouths full of gumballs* Pwinthesseths?

Kaiba: You must remember that now we are in this world, it is no longer a chibi's TV program…it is warped, and twisted, and suited to our Mature-rated criteria!

Ryou: *throws a shoe at Kaiba* We know! Now, on with the journey!

FDC + Psycho: ^_________^ O_O *suddenly disappear into thin air*

Bishies: 0.0…

~*~

Psycho + FDC: *appear inside a random big castle*

Psycho: Where the HELL are we?

FDC: *looks around* In a castle, with a TV, a PS2, junk food, and a random girl sitting over there.

Psycho: o.O who are you?

Girl: *is sitting on a cushiony bed with blonde hair going down to the floor and blue eyes. The usual.* I'm the princess ^^ and your lovely bishounens are coming to save me!! lalalalaaalaaaa *combs her hair*

FDC: Dude, what a bitch.. I say we destroy her!

Psycho: Ok! But first I have to wonder.. why the hell does this always happen to us? Why not the other authoresses, or maybe our yami's or something. Or no, the other bishies, why don't THEY ever go through this? This is complete BS!

FDC: I don't know... we're just unlucky.. *randomly holds up an object* Hey look, a tequila bottle. HAHAHAHA!!

Princess: And when they get here I will make love to all the bishies because they won't be able to resist me!

FDC & Psycho: WHAT THE F*CK EVER!!! *attacks princess*

~*Randomly with the Bishies*~

All: O__O

Yamifanner: What's going on?

Bakura: Did any of you guys get that feeling that some prissy prep whore wanted to rape us and give us HIV or AIDS?

Bishies: *nod and shudder*

Nyoko: That's odd... NO ONE DOES THAT TO OUR BISHIES!!!

~*At the Castle*~

FDC & Psycho: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Princess: *from inside a hole in the dungeon with gators* No please, let me out. I was only playing around. I really won't do that, in fact I'll give you all my castle and as much money as you want!

Psycho: We don't need your STINKIN' money!

FDC: Nah, now that we have you down there we could just take it anyway cuz we're broke.

Psycho: That's so underhanded.

FDC: I know, but look at our pockets! *pulls out pockets and bats fly out* And the Bishies and our Yami's aren't much better off.

Psycho: True.. ok the lets do it! XD Bye bye Princess! *leaves*

Princess: No!!!!

~*~ With the Bishies ~*~

Bishies: *have made it to the hill*

Kaiba: Is there supposed to be something significant about standing up here?

Otogi: I don't know… usually on this Dora the Explorer program we are supposed to do something….

Bishies: *stand around with vultures squawking overhead* ……….

Malik: Something is going to happen…I can feel it…

Ryou: *cringe* I feel it too…. Oh, why does this always happen? T_T

Lady_Washu: Nothing has even happened yet!

Ground: *starts to vibrate*

Yuugi: Oh, Gods! It has now!

*suddenly a giant orange starts rolling UP the hill towards them*

RavenFire: What in the name of Shiva…?

Rakuen: o.o …

Jou: RUN!!

Ryou: Bloody hell! We're all gonna die! What have we done to deserve this?

Mokuba: See you suckers later! *runs passed everyone*

Noa: What the heck is he on, steroids? Diesel fuel? Battery acid?

Nyoko: Who cares? Run for your life!!

Kitsune: AHHHHHHH!!!

All: *running from the Orange that is going up hill*

~*Suddenly another Orange falls from the sky and crushes the other one*~

Marik: Whoa… that stopped it… what the hell...?

Orange: *rolls in the opposite direction of the bishies and leaves*

All: o.O

~*Suddenly a Giant Peach appeared on the hill top and rolled down the hill after them*~

All: O____o

Ryou: We've reached the land of “James and the Giant Peach”!

Shadi: Not again!

Otogi: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: DADDY!!!!!!

Jou: DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: *stop, including the peach*

Kaiba: What the hell Jou?

Peach: Yeah bitch, what the hell is that pussy doughnut gonna do for you?

All: O.o

Jou: I'll have you know the Doughnut has helped me out in great times of need!

Peach: Oh yeah, how then bitch?

Jou: Like this! *holds out hand and nothing happens*

RavenFire: Reeeeal smooth

~*Suddenly, the sky turns a turquoise color and a Giant Doughnut hovers from above*~

All: (((O______________O))) *stare at the doughnut*

Dragon_lover: And how…is this supposed to help us?

Jou: The doughnut will solve all our problems!!

Doughnut: *hovers down to ground-level*

Jou: Let's climb aboard ^^

All: o_O *climb aboard the giant doughnut while War of the Fruits is going on below with giant oranges, peaches, pineapples and coconuts are coming from every which way obliterating each other*

~*~ With FDC & Psycho ~*~

Psycho: *playing Duelist of the Roses* ……………… so now that we got rid of that bitchy lil slut that was trying to steal our men, what shall we do? *has conquered the game*

FDC: Let's paint the walls yellow!!

Psycho: Ok! ^0^

FDC: Yay!

Psycho: Wait… with what?

FDC: What about the yellow butter on the teeth of that maid that keeps bringing us stuff.

Psycho: We dunno where her mouth has been, and I think it's a man anyway…

FDC: >.< You and your transvestites…Then what about this! *holds up peanut butter*

Psycho: But it's not yellow, here we go! *holds up food coloring*

FDC: Stupendous! Lets mix it XD *both mix it together and spread it on the walls*

Psycho: ^_________^

~*~ With the Bishies and *dramatic sound effects* THE DOUGHNUT ~*~

Jou: *is sitting in the corner making strange sounds and humming a funny tune, like a modem dialing up*

Nyoko: What IS he doing?

Noa: I believe he is communicating.

Kitsune: With the…doughnut?

Kaiba: That's not even possible.

Mokuba: Stop saying things aren't possible, brother! You've seen it enough times already to know that anything is possible now!

Hiei: Did that little shit just make sense?

Malik: The kid is insane, how can he be making sense? You're all insane if you think he's making sense! You're all mad! ALL OF YOU!! NONE OF YOU MAKE SENSE!!

Marik: o.0 hikari, Calm. The. Fuck. Down.

Malik: x.X *falls down*

All: *giving Malik odd looks*

Bakura: Seriosuly, just chill.

Malik: *in fetal position* No one understands me!!!

Marik: That's not true, I understand you!

Malik: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Jou: *is done making his noises* The doughnut says that he'll take us to the castle.

Kaiba: So it has a gender now?

Noa: Just go with the flow… that's all you can do.

Kaiba: You shut up! You're insane, all of you are insane! You DO NOT TALK to a DOUGHNUT! That's beyond all logic!!

RavenFire: Be that as it may, YOU are the insane one Mr. Seto Kaiba! See for yourself! *holds a mirror to Kaiba's face and an image of him as an old man, spitting at kids on his lawn infront of his old hillbilly shack of a house and talking to himself*

All: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: o______O *bangs head on side of the doughnut* Give me one good reason why I shouldn't jump now and end it all!

Noa: Cuz Jou wants to fuck you!

Kaiba: WHAT?!?!?!

Authoresses: *drool*

RavenFire: Well then.......

~*With FDC and Psycho*~

Psycho: --------O_O-----------

FDC: What the hell? *covered in yellow peanut butter* Daijoubou desu ka, Psycho-chan?

Psycho: Huh? Oh yeah, yeah... I'm fine... but I just sensed something about nearby bishies being forced to have sex with each other!

FDC: Kinky~ish~ness!

Psycho: W00t w00000000000t!! ^^

Both: *continue to paint the walls*

~*~ With Bishies and Others ~*~

Jou: The doughnut says he has to drop us all off here.

Kurama: Why does this doughnut not speak for himself? Every other freaking giant fruit could talk!!

Inuyasha: Let's just get off… this giant greasy sugary floating piece of crap is making me nauseous… *jumps off with one swift leap*

Others: *follow*

Jou: *is still communicating with the doughnut*

Kaiba: -_- you'd think the mutt was trying to mate with that bloody thing the way he “talks” to it.

Noa: I think you're just jealous XD

All: BWAHAHAHA XD

Kaiba: You little fuck! I'm gonna kill you! *tries to strangle Noa*

Noa: *hides behind Rakuen* You wouldn't hurt a little girl would ya?

Rakuen: Hi Kaiba-kun, is Oniichan bothering you?

Kaiba: Grrrr!! *turns the other way*

Rakuen: Bye bye!

Nyoko: Such sexual tensions… Jou, would you mind coming here and relieving this poor man?

Kaiba: I'm gonna kill you ALL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

All: *land on the ground, some people on their heads and asses i.e., Shadi, Pegasus and Otogi*

Inuyasha: Geeze can't even land ...right, humans are so pathetic. e_e

Hiei: Yeah really. e_e

Kaiba: Bwhahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

RavenFire: Except he's crazy!

Nyoko: *puts Kaiba in a straight jacket and drags it* C'mon lets go! Hell knows what my hikari and the other nutter are doing.

Kaiba: HAHAHAHA!!!!

~*With Psycho and FDC*~

Both: *are now swimming in the indoor ground pool that is full of whipped cream and are sipping on frappuccinos* ^_____^!!!

Psycho: I never knew swimming in whipped cream could be this fun!!

FDC: We are going to get huge from this…

Psycho: XD oh well. We'll be big and jolly together then! I wonder how far away those bishies are…

FDC: Who cares? We're having fun, right? ^^

Psycho: Right! But let me ask you this, if a silent ninja monkey snuck into your room and licked your nipple for 30 seconds, what would you do?

FDC: >_> what the hell?

Psycho: I would say that the closest bishie to me at the time would beat that monkey to a pulp, or else I would tell it to go harass someone else in their sleep XD *jumps out of the whipped cream pool*

*shrieks of agony are heard downstairs*

FDC + Psycho: ((O.O)) *go to check it out*

~*~ Bishies and Others ~*~

*all have now made their way over the hill and through the forest, now they must climb up a wall*

Nyoko: Okay …so… we made it over the hill…now we're at this big-ass wall. -_-

Hiei: And you expect us to get over this thing how…?

Kitsune: We will have to climb it! ^^

Kaiba: *acting like a paranoid schizoid inside his trench coat*

Nyoko: Not with him like this -_-

Bakura: Jou, can't you summon some sort of baked good to rescue us from this one too?

Jou: No. -.- Once you use the doughnut once it dies…

Yuugi: The how did it help you before?

Jou: It was in my dreams! ^_^!

Yami: I know how to make it go away! *rams his head into the wall and only his head goes through, and the wall itself does not budge*

All: -.-

Nyoko: Well there's a hole in it now.

Yami: Help me I'm stuck!

Yuugi: I have an idea! *jumps on Yami like he is a spring board and he goes flying up over the wall*

L_W: Cool! O_O

All: *one by one everyone does it and get over*

Yami: Hey, what about me?

Yuugi: We'll be back later!

Ryou: Yeah so chill *shoves a joint in Yami's mouth and they leave him*

Yami: -o-

Nyoko: We have one last river to cross and then we can get the princesses! ^o^

RavenFire: …river?

Yuugi: Yes, a river!

RavenFire: You all know I'm allergic to water!!

Shadi: Well you'll just have to let it all go!

All: o-O

Ryou: What is that supposed to mean, Shadi?

Nyoko: It means that everyone needs to let go of their tensions and be free!! *starts to strip*

Marik: *stops her* -.- Nyoko, now is NOT the time.

*all come to the river's raging rapids*

All: O.O

Malik: *squints* I see a giant shadow underneath the water…

*the giant shadow under the water comes up to be… A GIANT GIANT CLAM!!*

~*With Psycho and FDC*~

Both: *have entered the basement and are looking around cautiously*

Psycho: What do you think is down here?

FDC: I dunno. Damn it's so dark in here.

Psycho: I found a light switch! *turns on light and they see bricks in the wall with mouths that are wailing*

FDC: That's fucked up!

Psycho: Why is the wall moaning at us?!?!

FDC: Maybe it's trying to tell us something…

Psycho: Like what?

FDC: I dunno… wait, look here! *blows the dust off the wall, decoding a message*

Psycho: Can you read it?

FDC: o.O I'll try… “UOY LLIW REVEN EPACSE EVILA” is that… Latin?

Psycho: Ummm…. Wait, try reading it backwards!!

FDC: O_O!! “You will never escape alive” WE'RE GONNA DIE DOWN HERE!!

Bricks on the wall: *begin to laugh manically*

~*With the bishies that are making their way towards the castle*~

Nyoko & RavenFire: O_O Hikari senses.. tingling! *both start to have seizures on the floor*

Mokuba: Allow me to join you! *falls to the ground and has a fit for no reason*

Bakura: Great, two Hikari's gone, two Yami's and two Kaiba's down.. what a hell hole. e_e

Yamifanner: You had better not go down on us too Bighead! *points to Noa*

Noa: Nah, I'm the normal one! ^_^

Pegasus: What a load of sweaty plumber's ass! *holds a pink bunny in Noa's face*

Noa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles and falls on the floor too*

Kitsune: Geeze thanks for the extra weight.

Honda: Quit fuckin around Peggy!

Yuugi: And you shut up! *kicks Honda in the shin*

Honda: >.<

Yuugi: Run for it!

All: *running away from Honda while carrying the incapacitated nutters along*

Malik: Well, that's all fine and dandy but what are we going to do about THAT? *points to the Giant Giant Clam that is threatening to swallow us whole and is frothing at its… mouth*

Yami: We will steal it's pearl and run away like a leprechaun on a high! RAAAAA!! *jumps onto the back of the Giant Giant Clam and attempts to get inside*

Yuugi: ((O_O)) Yami!! HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?!

Giant Giant Clam: O_O RRAOOOOOUUUURRR!!!! *snaps its jaws trying to exterminate Yami's assault*

Yami: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! *disappears inside the clam, which then submerges underwater out of sight*

*distant underwater cries, and then finally, silence*

All: O.O…

~*A few seconds later, the Clam stops moving and appears constipated, before long it shits out Yami and he pulls the clam inside out, taking the pearl with him in the process*~

Yami: I told you I'd be back!

All: o___O *don't question and just cross the river*

Kitsune: Yay! We made it! Look there's the castle!

All: *happily skip along to the castle*

~*~ With FDC and Psycho ~*~

FDC: WE'REGONNDIE, WE'REGONNADIE,WE'REGONNDIE, WE'REGONNA---

Psycho: Wait!! *gets a tingle* My yami sense is tingling!! I think they're here!!

FDC: That's great… but… WE'RE STUCK IN HERE!!

Psycho: o.O we are? *tries to open the door, but can't* -_- nuts.

FDC: My mindlink has been closed off in here, too -_- has yours?

Psycho: *checks* Yep… OH GODS!! How they ever gonna find us?!! T_T

FDC & Psycho: *Thrashing at the door violently* LET US OUT!!!!

Walls: *have started shapeshifting and a human like form disconnects itself from the wall and ...........dun dun dun........... it's................ presenting......................DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.....................ANZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FDC + Psycho: o____________O

Anzu: *squeals* Oh hey wassup mah old girlfrieeeeeeends, how ya been doin?

Psycho: Dude, she's been gone for freakin ever!

FDC: O_O I know!

Bishies, Authoresses, and Yami's: *bust into the door by using the stiff dead body of the original princess as a log* BOOOYAAAH!! *see Anzu* O______________O

Bakura: AH, GOD!! Not her!!

Psycho: HELLLP USSS!!!

Yamis: *ram the princess's body into Anzu* STRIKE ONE!!

Anzu: O_O *is being pushed toward the edge of the moat bank* What are you doing, my friends…?

Yamis: *shove the princess into her again* STRIKE TWO!!

Anzu: X_X aaah!!! Are you all crazy? I'm going to fall off!!

FDC: Damn straight, biatch!

Yamis: STRIKE THREE!!! *shove Anzu off the cliff and throw the princess's body down with her* WOOOOOOT!! *dance around like demented ooga-boogas from Jumanji*

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Psycho: So…there you have it. The Very Irrelevant Intermission Chapter. Wasn't it wonderful?

FDC: Yes, it was, wouldn't you all agree? *referring to the bishies*

Bishies: e_e

Kaiba: It made no sense! What the hell are your problems?

Psycho + FDC: ^_^!

Psycho: Our imaginations are too wild for anyone to handle, therefore, I must glomp you now. *attacks, assaults, harasses, molests and violates Kaiba*

Kaiba: @.@

Bishies: *back away sloooowly*

FDC: Yeah!!!!!!!! Whooooooooo! *does same to Hiei for no reason* My Plushie!!!!!!!

Hiei: o-O

Malik: Umm…okay…see you next chapter, I guess… *runs for his dear life*