Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Changing partners ❯ HieiVs.Yusuke ( Chapter 10 )
"ALL RIGHT!Bring it on Little Dude!"Yusuke yelled wiggling his index finger making a come over here movement with it. Hiei just stood there in disgust. Then Yusuke's finger made an imaginary gun and yelled,"Spirit Gun!" a beam came out of his finger aiming for Hiei but he ducked before it could hit him. Then he saw a strand of hair fall from his head.
"NO!!!!!"he screamed as he dived to try and catch his hair before it touched the ground,"MY HAIR!My beautiful HAIR!Im gonna make you pay!" this time he looked really angry. Hiei took off the bandage from his forehead and got ready to do Dragon of the darkness flame. Before he did that though, he looked up to make sure nothing would fall on him. Yusuke ran behind a garbage can, put his hands over his head and ducked. Hiei put out his arms in front of him, spread out his hand and yelled,"DRAGON......OF....THE.....DARKNESS FLAME!"He felt the pressure coming from inside his skin and come out of his hand but it was all in vain. For all that come out was a puff of smoke making a FFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT sound.
Yusuke got up from behind the garbage can and realized that there was no threat. He pointed at Hiei and laughed. Hiei put his bandage back on his forehead hiding his third eye.
"HAHAHHHAHAH!!you cant hit me!Im too strong, Ill just keep on using my spirit gun and you'll never be able to hit me!"BWUHAHAHAHAH!!!"Yusuke mocked.He tried to use his spirit gun one more time but a puff of smoke came out of his finger too.
"DAMN! Looks like wer'e both out of spirit energy."
"Fuck you"!Hiei yelled as he jumped on Yusuke,sat on top of him and punched him on the face.
Yusuke kicked him off causing Hiei to fall back but was soon hit hard on the stomach by Yusuke's feet. His head fell forward holding on to his painful stomach. He fell back down on the ground but surprised at how fast Yusuke moved. Yusuke was about to jump on him.
"FLYING BODY ATTACK!!!"Yusuke yelled with his hands and legs spread out about to jump on Hiei.
Hiei rolled to the side making Yusuke fall face down on the sidewalk. KERSPLAT!
Hiei saw his chance as he quickly got up and picked up a glass bottle nearby. He broke the bottom of the glass and got ready to smack Yusuke over the head with the sharp edges. He walked cautiosly closer to Yusuke holding the bottle in his hand up in the air. Suddenly Yusuke got up his nose bleeding and
"BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!" Yusuke had a chicken in his hands.
Hiei stopped looked at yusuke in a confused way and asked,"Where did you get the chicken from?"
Yusuke looked down at the chicken in his hands shrugged and replied,"I don't know but this will be your
end!" then he threw the chicken at Hiei.
Hiei screamed wildly as the chicken bit his ear.
"OW! OW! OW!"
Hiei thrashed his head around trying to get rid of the chicken but it wouldn't let go of his ear. He banged his head against the wall but it still wouldn't let go.
Yusuke just stood there pointing at the funny sight and sang,"NA NA NA BOO BOO Hiei is a POO POO!"
"I AM NOT A POO POO!!!!!!!!"
Hiei got really mad as he felt all the emotions building up. He threw back his head and screamed,"I AM NOT A POO POO!!!" then suddenly his hair turned yellow and started glowing.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!!you...yo..your hair!....your blonde!...your glowin little dude!"Yusuke stammered standing back.
Hiei looked up at his hair and screamed at the scary sight,"MY HAIR!!MY Beautiful HAIR!!!!"
Then Goku suddenly appeared in front of him and said,"Hiei..I...am...your...father....."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*takes a deep breath*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly a police car stopped in front of them.
"ooopss...gotta go!see ya sonnie!"Goku said as he used instant transmission and disappeared.
Ash got out of the police car wearing a police uniform and and holding on to a gun.
"ALL right!What seems to be the problem here!" Ash said then looked at Hiei,"um you shortie..
why are you glowing?"
"i....am...not.......a....SHORTIE!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed as he got ready to jump on Ash and beat the hell out of him. Suddenly he stopped when Pikachu zoomed past him. He stopped and looked at it. Seconds later here comes Kuwabara with white hair and wrinkly skin. He had a cane throwing it in the air yellin,"HEY!COME BACK PIKACHU!!!WE HAVEN'T FINISHED YET!!!!"he chased after Pikachu.
"PIKA....CHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!" as pikachu ran faster trying to keep as far way as possible from Kuwabara.
Ash got mad at Kuwabara,"HEY!!!What are you doing to my pokemon! Leave Pikachu ALONE!"
Ash ran after pikachu and Kuwabara.
So it was pikachu getting chased by kuwabara and Ash chasing after Kuwabara.
"COME BACK HERE PIKACHU!!!"Kuwabara yelled.
"LEAVE HIM ALONE KUWABARA!!!!!"Ash replied chasing after Kuwabara.
Yusuke and Hiei just stood there looking confused as they both watched the trio chasing after each other as they disappeared and saw all three of them fall in a sewer hole and died.
Then Yusuke faced Hiei and said,"Well,Let's finish this."
"Yeah your right."Hiei picked up Yusuke slammed him on the ground. He kicked him on the face then started bouncing on his face.
"OWWW!!!THE PAIN!!"Yusuked yelled as he went unconcious.
Hiei finally stopped then realized Serenity was still on the ground. He helped her up as she opened her eyes.
"oh,where am i...."She looked into Hiei's eyes,"Oh!you have finally awoken!"
She grabbed Hiei's hand and dragged him to her apartment.