Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Andrea Talk Show ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Andrea: I'm you're Host for the and my co-host Renee for our very own Andrea's Talk Show

Renee: We've always wanted to Host a show and see our favorite anime characters

Andrea: Anyways do the disclaimer Renee

Renee: Fine my friend and I don't own Yugioh or another other shows you people can think of

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Announcer: Hello viewers and welcome to the Andrea Talk Show here's your Host Andrea and her co- Host Renee

Audience: *Applause*

Andrea: Greetings viewers today we'll be interviewing the evilest psycho character Ma-

Miroku: Excuse me young beautiful girls but may I ask you-

Renee: If you're looking for the InuYasha set its right next door

Miroku: *grabs Renee's hands* Thank you but I was going to ask if you bare my child

Renee: *smacks Miroku leaving an imprint* IF WE NEED AN EXPERT ON HOW TO BARE CHILDREN WE'LL GIVE YOU CALL!!!!!!*Sarcastically*

Miroku: @_@

Andrea: And I thought a monk was a man who belongs to a religious order that lives in a monastery which is a house for people under religious vows which is also known as an establishment for monks

Renee: *looks surprised* Andrea how did you know all that?

Andrea: When I was bored I read one of my brother's College books on Japan's History

Miroku :*grabs my hands*Then to fulfill my history by baring my child Andrea

Andrea: *smacks him leaving 2 hand imprints on each cheek*GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERTED MONKEY!!!!!!!

Miroku: *gives out a soft sigh* I didn't want to do this but*Reaches through his sleeve and pulls out my diary*

Andrea: HOW DID YOU GET THAT!!!!!

Miroku: When I was in your dressing room I found this on your desk and that's not what you really think of me it says "Dear Diary Miroku is such a nice guy and he's such a handsome guy I would bare his child any day"*perverted grin*

Audience: O_O''

Renee: I didn't know you liked him Andrea*gives the You- know-You-like-him-face*

Andrea: It's doesn't say that!!!! I ONLY SAID YOU WERE A NICE GUY!!! THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM GUYS!!!!!*tries to grab it but falls out of her chair but quickly gets back up*Go bother Sango!!

Miroku: No need for jealousy Andrea and I'll read pages 1-10 unless you let me grope you with out up beating me up

Andrea: WHAT!!!!!*sigh* fine…*mumble*lecher…..

Miroku:*grope* I love to feel women everyday*grope* ^_^

Andrea: -_-+ Renee bring in our guest while I try not nuder Miroku with this blade*clutches onto the sickle (just think of Kohaku's weapon)*

Miroku: No need for violence*grope*^_^

Andrea: -_-+'

Renee: okay our next guest is the mind controlling psycho of all psychos Malik and Marik*brings them on stage*

Malik Fan Girls from the audience: WE LOVE YOU MALIK!!!!!!

Malik: *notices Miroku*who's the weird pervert?

Andrea: Hes Mir-

Miroku:*grabs harder*

Andrea: OKU!!!!!!!*starts clutching harder on blade*

Miroku: She gets emotional when she says my name ^_^

Malik: *annoyed*sorry I asked

Renee: So Malik what's it like having an even eviler side?

Malik: Well I can't say it's a trip to cherry world

Marik: What are you talking about I'm having a blast sending people to the Shadow Realm and controlling minds is really amusing

Malik: YOU IDIOT!!! YOU SEND MY FATHER TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!

Andrea: *suddenly gets an idea from that* Marik do you still have that Millennium Rod with you

Miroku: *grope* *grope*

Marik: Yeah why?

Andrea: Use it cause you're getting a new soul to feed the shadows

Marik: hm….okay!.....I banish the monk to the Shadow Realm!!!!!!!!

Miroku: WHAT!!!!..........AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Andrea: *grabs the diary before he gets sent*Hooray!!!! I'm rid of that pervert

Renee: So Malik is it also true that you're from the palace of rich, handsome and wealthy pharaohs?

Malik: I'M FROM EGYPT NOT SOME MADE UP FANTASY WORLD YOU GIRLS CAN THINK OF!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea: Hey I don't love a guy for his money or how well his dueling skills are I ain't shallow all though my dad always said not to have a boyfriend who's poor

Renee: You know how parents are they don't always listen to you or care about you accomplishments grrrr WHY CAN'T THEY ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM!!!!!!!!! I'M ON A TALK SHOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!DON'T THEY CARE!!!!!!!!!

Andrea ,Malik, audience: O_O'

Andrea: Um Renee as much as I love to sit here and play psychologist with you we're on air right now interviewing *cough*the FREAK Marik!!!*cough*I really need to get that cough taken care of

Marik:*glares at Andrea*YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MONK IN THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea: You don't intimidate me*hides behind Renee*Well that's all we have for today until next time on the Andrea Talk Show

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Andrea: So what do ya think I know it's a little bit off but I've always wanted to do a talk show?

Renee: *mumbles*You should've let me be the host

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