Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Andrea Talk Show ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Andrea: Welcome back to the Andrea Talk Show!!!! I'm your Host Andrea and my co-host Renee!!!

Renee: *asleep in her chair*

Andrea: Is she asleep?

Malik: No she's waiting for bus of coarse she's asleep!

Andrea: Well I guess you'll have to do the disclaimer Malik

Malik: Me? Why me?

Andrea: cause you're not as insane as your yami if I told him to do it he might scare the reviewers away

Marik: *from behind me* What was that my dear!

Andrea: O_O' *clutches on to Malik*Save me…..

Malik: Fine Andrea and her friend don't own Yugioh or any other anime shows

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Andrea: Welcome back today we'll be interviewing Yam-

Marik:*grabs my hands*would you go out with me?

Andrea: first you try to send me to the Shadow Realm and now you want me to go out with you?!

Marik: Why not I'm a great duelist and when I'm pharaoh you're life will be filled with riches

Andrea: I already told I don't like a guy for his money or dueling skills -_-`

Renee: *talking in her sleep* Just quite flirting and go out with him

Andrea: *glares at her* Renee announce our next guest

Renee: *talking in her sleep*announce em yourself you *beep*!!!!

Andrea: *smacks her in the head with the Millennium Rod*

Renee: *holding the back of her head in pain*YOU JERK JUST BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HIT ME THAT THING HAS BLADES ON IT!!!!!!

Andrea: Is English your 2nd language you were swearing in your sleep!

Marik: *grabs the rod* That's mine

Yusuke:*walks on to the set* This isn't the Dark Tournament

Kuwabara: Well it seems you've gotten us lost again Urameshi

Hiei: As much as I hate to agree with the idiot he's right

Kuwabara: SHUT UP SHRIMPY!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Well I think-

Andrea: Excuse me but you're on my show!

Renee: *runs up to Hiei* Hello Hiei will you go out with marry me and some day have a little fire demon with a silly pink hat

Hiei: Baka onna I wouldn't go out with you even if my life depended on it

Andrea: *knocks Renee out and drags her back to her seat*I don't know what your problem is Renee but I think it's the cause of all those liquor bottles I found in your dressing room

Renee: *swirly anime eyes*I wasn't me it was the liquors fault @_@

Andrea: Yeah sure the girl who cried demon

Yusuke: Don't say demon some people might take it offensesive*gestures Hiei*

Hiei: *glares at Yusuke*

Kuwabara: Hey there pretty lady I'm the great Kazuma Kuwabara

Andrea:*knocks Kuwabara out with a mallet*

Kuwabara: X_X

Andrea: Okay our next guest is the great pharaoh Yami and his hikari Yugi*brings them on stage*

Malik: Why does everyone care about the pharaoh?

Marik: What makes him so special?!

Yami: Jealous?

Marik: I'm not jealous of you pharaoh!!!!!

Hiei: hn…..Pathetic

Malik: You want to start something little boy!

Hiei: lets not fight you're not worth wasting my energy on

Malik: WHY YOU LITTLE *beep**being held back*

Andrea: *holding Malik back*Malik this isn't a dueling arena

Malik: *struggling to get free*The *beep* with dueling I want to beat the *beep* out of him!!!!!!!!

Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea: *holding tighter* THIS ISN'T JERRY SPRINGER YOU *BEEP*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: O_o

Yusuke: Whoa cursing on your own show you should be ashamed of yourself

Andrea: *knocks Malik out and glares at Yusuke * That's the 3 people in a row I knocked out today you wanna make it 4

Yusuke:*Hides behind Kurama*no……

Renee Kuwabara and Malik: X_X

Andrea: So Yami is it true you're dateing the friendship freak

Yami: If you mean Tea no

Tea: *runs up and hugs Yami* It's okay Yami I'll love you forever ^_^

Everyone Except Tea: -_-`

Yami: *Pushes Tea off*

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THE MISTRESS OF DISASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!*hides behind me*

Hiei: Stupid ningin onna!!!!

Tea: *hugs Hiei* We can be friends!!!! ^_^

Hiei: *pushes Tea off*Hug me again and you won't live to feel your flesh get peeled off your bones

Yusuke: That girl makes Kuwabara look cool

Kurama: Not to mention less freaky

Kuwabara: *wakes up*oh…….what happened?

Renee:*also waking up* why does my head hurt*sees Tea* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FRIENDSHIP FREAK IS BACK NOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

Andrea: -_-"

Yusuke: Nothing Kuwabara you just saw your face in the mirror and fainted

Kuwabara: SHUT UP URAMESHI!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: *hugs Kuwabara*Don't worry I'll be friends with you ^_^

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!*runs out the door screaming like a sissy*

Andrea: Hey Kuwabara you should be glad somebody likes you!!!!!

Tea: Lets get together for a group hug ^_^

Andrea: GET AWAY YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!*takes out pistols(Don't ask how they got there) and shoots her Lara Croft Style(I don't own Tomb Raider either but I like watching the movie and playing the game)*

Tea: X_X

Yusuke: Wow good aim but I was gonna do that except with my index finger*hold his finger up like a gun*

Andrea: Well that's all we have for today tune in next time on the Andrea Talk Show