Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ The Dating Game Part 2 ( Chapter 4 )

Hello! I finally uploaded the next chapter! Truthfully, it was sooner then I expected. Of course, I came back, sooner then I expected.

To my reviewers!

To my sister SAJ, who has no say in who she chose's to eliminate in this fan fictions, or who she keeps(Snicker, snicker)- Thanks for reviewing! I'm glad you actually want to read this fan fiction. Of course, you probably just want to know who you end up with in the end. Well, you're just going to have to read and find out! Also, Hiei might come around.

To InsaneAuthoress- Thanks for reviewing both of my fan fictions! I'm glad you like it! Thanks soooo much!

To some guy who wandered in- Strange nickname. Such a strange name. . . Well, anyho! Thanks for reviewing! I'm glad you liked my fan fiction! Oh, SAJ does have a Burger/Limo fetish. Also, my sister SAJ is not happy about that review. Be careful, she's pretty scary when she's mad. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or the dating game thingy. Thingy, thingy. Um, thingy? Oh, gosh! I do own SAJ, and TAB.

Enjoy!

Chapter four: The dating game, part two

TAB: Okay, welcome back! Today. . .

SAJ: It's still the same day.

TAB: Oh, right. Well, last time SAJ got rid of Yami Marik and Tristen. Now, she will eliminate three more boys! Lets begin! Okay, everything set up, now, SAJ, ask the boys questions.

SAJ: Contestant number one. Some guys made fun of me in a restaurant. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Shadi: I'd make him steal a millennium item and punish him for committing a crime.

SAJ: Uh, okay. Contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Duke: Well, I'd through dice at him until he said he was sorry.

SAJ: Much better. Contestant number three, same question.

Contestant number three/ Yami Yugi: Contestant number two, you stole what I was going to do!

Contestant number two/ Duke: To bad. . . Hey! You rhymed!

Contestant number three/ Yami Yugi: I rhymed?(Pauses). I'm supposed to be mad!(Starts to pout).

TAB: He's sooo cute!!

SAJ: Hello! I'm dating him!

TAB: Okay then. Answer the stupid question!

SAJ: If the question is stupid, how come you made the questions up?

TAB:>_< Right, I forgot. . .

Contestant number three/ Yami Yugi: I would challenge him to a duel. If he lost he would have to apologize.

SAJ: Good. Okay, contestant number one, I've had to much sugar and I'm going on a rampage. What would you do?

Contestant number one/ Shadi: What's sugar high?

SAJ: What has the world come to??? Fine! Contestant number two!

Contestant number two/ Duke: I would let you flick dice at people.

SAJ: I would like to do that. . . Okay, contestant number three, different question. You're going to take me on a date. Where would you take me, and what would we do?

Contestant number three/ Yami Yugi: Well, I would take you to Burger World. I love burgers.

SAJ: Really? Me too!

Contestant number three/ Yami Yugi: Wow, I didn't know that.

TAB: No talking besides the answering of questions and the asking of questions. *_* To many 'questions' in on sentence. . .

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one, different question. It's freezing out. What would you do to warm me up?

Contestant number one/ Shadi: People here get cold??

SAJ: Does this person no nothing??

Contestant number one/ Shadi: I know much. Especially about the millennium items. . .

SAJ: Okay, he's gone.

TAB: But, you haven't finished asking the questions.

SAJ: I prefer to date the other boys.

TAB: Fine, contestant number two and three come out.

Yami Yugi:(Comes out). Hello.

Duke:(Comes out). Yo!

SAJ: Hello! Feel free to eat stuff at the buffet!

TAB: This is contestant number one.

Shadi:(Comes out).

SAJ: Sorry about that.

Shadi: No hard feelings. . .(Disappears under the ground).

Touya: The next batch of boys are ready.

SAJ: So quickly?

TAB: Okay, next!

SAJ: Fine, contestant number one, some guys made fun of me in a restaurant. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Yami Bakura: I would send them to the Shadow Realm and make sure that they wont come back till say apologize, and give you money.

SAJ: Ah, how sweet. Well, contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Rishid: It would be up to my master.

SAJ: Uh, okay. Contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Kurama: I would, well, turn into Yoko and freak them out.

SAJ: Will you make them pea in their pants?

Contestant number three/ Kurama: Sure.

SAJ: What a great answer! Okay, contestant number one. What do you want to do with your life? What are you going to be?

Contestant number one/ Yami Bakura: I'm already five thousand years old! Though, I would like to work at a grocery shop.

SAJ: Really?

Contestant number one/ Yami Bakura: Yeah, that job always interested me.

SAJ: Cool. Contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Rishid: I am Master Marik's slave.

SAJ: What a life. Contestant number three, same question.

Contestant number three/ Kurama: I really don't know. Something that has to do with plants. . .

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one, I published a book. What would you do to make people read it?

Contestant number one/ Yami Bakura: Do you really want me to tell you?

SAJ: Uh, yeah.

Contestant number one/ Yami Bakura: Okay! I would do this. . . .(Summons Man-Eater-Bug). You are going to read this book or else I'm going to sick this on you!!

SAJ:(Hiding behind her seat). Okay, th-that's a good answer. . . C-contestant number two, same question. . .

Contestant number two/ Rishid: It is up to my master.

SAJ: Is everything up to your 'master?'

Contestant number two/ Rishid: Yes.

SAJ: Okay, you're eliminated!

TAB: But you didn't even get through all of the questions!!

SAJ: So?

TAB: Fine! These are contestant number one and three.

Yami Bakura:(Comes out). Sorry for scaring you.

SAJ: Ah, no hard feelings!

Kurama:(Comes out). Nice to see you again.

SAJ: Yeah. . . Hair. . . Same here. . . Hair. . .

Kurama: Uh. Nice to see you. . (Walks off).

TAB: This is contestant number two.

Rishid:(Comes out). It was nice knowing you.

SAJ: Same here!

Rishid:(Walks to find his master).

TAB: Okay, the next batch of contestants, you will ask all of the questions!

SAJ: Okay, lets get going.

Touya: Okay, they're ready.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one. Some guys made fun of me in a restaurant. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: I would tell them how tall they are to freak them out!

SAJ: That would work. Okay, contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Joey: You're talking to me. You're talking to me. . .(Faints).

SAJ: Uh. . . Contestant number three, same question.

Contestant number three/ Yusuke: I would shoot them with my Spirit Gun!

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one. You're going to take me on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: I would take you to a really tall place with lots of big things!

SAJ: Okay, contestant number two. . . No, three.

Contestant number three/ Yusuke: The arcade!

SAJ: That would be fun! Okay, contestant number one. I'm very depressed. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: Tell you how tall you are!

SAJ: That would cheer me up. Contestant number three, same question.

Contestant number three/ Yusuke: Well. . . I would take you. . . Take you to the arcade!

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one. I ate to much sugar and I'm going on a rampage. What would you do?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: I would follow you around telling you how tall you are.

SAJ: Sweet, but freaky. Contestant number. . .

Contestant number two/ Joey: I'm awake!! Ask me a question!!

SAJ: Okay, contestant number two, different question. I'm exhausted. What would you do?

Joey: Um, I would put you in bed?? You're tired right?

SAJ:(Sighs). Sure. Contestant number three, different question. It's freezing out. What would you do to warm me up?

Contestant number three/ Yusuke: Well, I always wear a jacket, so I'll give you my jacket.

SAJ: A good enough answer. Contestant number one, I have to play a solo tomorrow and I'm a nervous wreck. What would you do to help keep my mind off my solo?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall.

SAJ: Okay, that does keep my mind of the solo. . . .

Contestant number one/ Yugi: Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall. Tall.

TAB: Stop!

Contestant number one/ Yugi:. . . Tall. . .

TAB:(Glares at Yugi).

SAJ: Okay, last question to all of you. Contestant number one, you first. What do you want to do with your life? What are you going to be?

Contestant number one/ Yugi: Some place really big with lots of big things!

SAJ: Contestant number two?

Contestant number two/ Joey: I want to be a astronaut!

SAJ: Cool. Contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Yusuke: I just want to be a Spirit Detective. It's a pretty good job.

SAJ: Okay! I'm getting rid of. . . Contestant number two!

TAB: Okay, contestant number one and three come out!

Yugi:(Comes out). You're tall. . . Tall. . .

Yusuke:(Comes out). Nice to see yeah!(Picks up Yugi). I will be taking him now! . . . Camer!(Runs after a camera person still holding Yugi).

TAB: Okay, contestant number two.

Joey:(Comes out). I think I finally got over my nerves! I don't think I'm going to faint again.

SAJ: Thanks for coming!(Smiles).

Joey: She smiled . . . She smiled. . .(Faints).

SAJ: Uh. . .

Yami Yugi:(Grabs Joey). Sorry about that!(Walks off with Joey).

TAB: Oh, SAJ, you have to chose one person to go on a date with tomorrow!

SAJ: Right now?

TAB: I just said so.

SAJ: Okay, um. . . The person I picked is. . . Hiei!

Hiei: Ek!(Runs off).

TAB: There's no way you can catch him.

SAJ: Fine, hair. . I mean, Kurama!

Kurama: Me?

Touya: Kurama, we'll be waiting for you here tomorrow. Be here at twelve. The rest of you, go home and wait till SAJ comes to get you to go on dates. Okay?

Everyone:(Walks out of the building).

Touya: I'll walk SAJ home.

SAJ: Okay!

Touya and SAJ:(Walk out of the building).

TAB: Okay! Next time SAJ will go on a date with Kurama! What horrors will await them?

Yusuke: Camera!!(Runs after the camera people still holding Yugi).

Yugi: Put me down!!!!

TAB: Till next time!

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So, did you like it?? So? So? So? So? I know, it probably wasn't that funny. I tried to make it funny, but. . . Well, I'll let you decide.

Well, once again, thanks to the people who reviewed! Thanks InsaneAuthoress and SAJ! I appreciate it!!

Again, I'm a horrible speller, so please don't mind the horrible spelling mistakes, or anything else. Thanks!

Thanks to all who read this chapter, and the other chapters! Please review!

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P.S(Can you have a P.S in a fan fiction? Oh well.) I didn't talk that much! I usually have a lot to say! To bad. Please review!