Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Kurama and SAJ's date ( Chapter 5 )

Hello! I'm back! But, the problem is this chapter is short! Maybe even shorter then the last chapter! The chapters are just getting shorter and shorter! Of course, it might be better then really long chapters.

Also, my sister informed me that one of my chapters I kept on putting no, instead of know, or now. I'm sorry if I accidentally put no, instead of now, or know. I do know how to spell them and when to use them correctly!

To those who reviewed!

To Momma Cat- Thanks for reviewing both of my fan fictions! It means a lot to me! About Yugi. It just wouldn't be a comedy if SAJ dated normal guys, and well, Yugi was one of my many prays.

To InsaneAuthoress- Thanks for reviewing both of my fan fictions! Thanks for giving me tens! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

To my sister, SAJ, who still had no say in who she eliminates or who she keeps. But she can yell all she wants(Snicker, snicker)- Thanks for reviewing, I guess. Though, you might of scared away some guy who wandered in. Thanks.

Okay, if I forgot anyone- I'm sorry! And, thanks for reviewing!

One more thing to say up here! I'm done torturing Kaiba for now. But(Grins evilly) I'm now going to torture Kurama! Bwahahahaha!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, the Prob., but my sister is going to have a beaten up old Prob. when she gets her driving license. I don't own Burger King, though I like to go there to eat, or any park of any kind. But, I do own TAB, and SAJ!

Enjoy!

Chapter five: Kurama and SAJ's date

TAB: Okay! Today SAJ will go on a date with Kurama! I can't come, since SAJ refused to let me, so I have no idea wants going to go on. Or, SAJ just thinks that I wont know.

Touya: You should let her go on a private date once in a while.

TAB: Nope! I'm going to be there!

SAJ:(Walks in).

Kurama:(Walks in).

SAJ: Hello hair. . . I mean Kurama!

Kurama:(Sighs). This is going to be a great date.

TAB: Okay, Touya will be your driver! Off you go!

SAJ and Kurama:(Walk outside to find the beaten up old Prob.)

Touya: Hop in!

Kurama: We're going to have to sit in the back?

Touya: Of course.

SAJ: Oh, Kurama, why don't you go sit in the back, I have to tell Touya something!(Walks over to Touya and whispers something in his ear).

Touya:(Nods his head). Okay. Off we go!

SAJ and Kurama:(Cramped together in the back of the Prob.)

Kurama: Where are we going??

SAJ: You'll see!. . . Hair!

*A while later.*

The beaten up old Prob.:(Reaches it's destination).

Kurama and SAJ:(Gets out).

Kurama: We're at Great Clips? What are we going to do here??

SAJ: Come on!(Drags Kurama inside Great Clips).

*A half hour later.*

SAJ:(Dragging Kurama out of Great Clips).

Kurama:(Has a bowl hair cute). Why did you do that to me?! Why?!

SAJ: Because! I was getting obsessed with your long hair. So I got someone to cut it short!

Kurama: My hair!!!

SAJ:(Manages to get Kurama in the beaten up old Prob.) Okay! Next stop a fancy restaurant! Oh, Kurama, you do have money right??

Kurama: My hair. . .(Sniff, sniff).

*At Burger King.*

SAJ: My favorite fancy restaurant. . . If I was only in a limousine. . . .

Touya: Would you like to go in, or order to go?

SAJ: I'm going in! Come on!(Drags Kurama out).

*Inside the restaurant.*

Kurama: Um, she would like a Whopper with King Size. . .

SAJ: Super Size!

Kurama: Fine, Super Size fries. I would like a, um. Do you have anything that doesn't have meat in it??

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: Well, we do have, you know, like, salads. Of course, that comes with, you know, like, beef.

Kurama: Anything that doesn't have any kind of meat in it?

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: Well, we do have, you know, like, fries. But, you know, like, this is called, like, Burger King.

Kurama: Oh, I'll have two Super Size fries.

Lady that orders food at Burger King:(Talks through the microphone). Three, like, Super Size fries, and like, one whopper!

SAJ: This is sooo cool!

Kurama:(Sighs).

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: That would be, like, you know, ten dollars.

Kurama: What?

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: You know, like, you have to buy the food.

Kurama: Uh. .. (Starts to dig through his pockets). Um, I don't have any cash on me. .

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: Then no food for you.

SAJ: Come on! You were a legendary bandit! You have to do something so we can eat the food.

Kurama: I don't steal anymore.

SAJ: Don't think of it as stealing.

Kurama: But it is.

SAJ: No it isn't!

Kurama: Yes it is!

Kurama and SAJ:(Start to argue with each other).

*An hour later.*

Everyone:(Staring at Kurama and SAJ).

Kurama: Yes it would be stealing!

SAJ: No it wouldn't!

Kurama: Yes it would!

SAJ: No it wouldn't!

Kurama and SAJ:(Continue to argue with each other).

*Two hours later.*

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: Here you go!(Hands a whopper and three Super Size fries to Kurama and SAJ). We can't have, you know, like, people yelling at each other in here. It, you know, like, might ruin our, like, reputation.

SAJ:(Grins evilly). You shouldn't have.

Kurama:(Also grinning evilly). Yeah, you shouldn't.

Lady that orders the food at Burger King: Here you go and never come back!

Kurama:(Grabs the food).

SAJ and Kurama:(Walk outside).

SAJ: That was some show we put on in there.

Kurama: Yeah, I'm surprised I worked.

SAJ: You know, most people wouldn't of gotten what I was doing in there, but you're different. Come on, lets get Touya to drive us to a park.

Kurama: Okay.

*At a park.*

Kurama and SAJ:(Find a table and sit down).

Kurama: Ugh!(Jumps up). I sat in gum!

SAJ:(Starts to laugh, but stops and stands up). Me too.

Kurama: Lets just eat.

SAJ: I'm already!

Kurama:(Sighs).

SAJ: I know! Eating contest!

Kurama: What?? But you already started.

SAJ: Yeah, but you have less food then I do.

Kurama: Right.

*An hour later.*

SAJ and Kurama:(Arrive at the building where they left).

TAB: So, how did the date go?

Kurama: I ate to much in to little of a time.

SAJ:(Grins evilly). Yep, I planned it that way! Bwahahahahha!!

Kurama:(Sighs). Well, see you!(Walks off).

SAJ: By!!

TAB: You didn't give a peck on the cheek?

SAJ: No. . .(Pauses). How did you know that??

TAB: Um. . . I just know.

SAJ: Gr.

TAB: Well, tomorrow SAJ will get the boys and make them take a lie detector test. Till next time!!

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TAB: So, did you like? I know, it was REALLY short, but did you like? So? So? So? So? So? So? So? So?

Once again, thanks Momma Cat, InsaneAuthoress, and SAJ for reviewing!! I really appreciate it!!!

Okay, please review! I'd like three reviewers, like last time! Also, could you tell me if you didn't like something, or you think I should do more of something? Please tell me!

Also, my spelling sucks, like I have mention in every chapter so far. So, please don't judge the fan fiction on the horrible spelling!

Thanks