Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Bakura and SAJ's Date, and Kurama and SAJ'sDate ( Chapter 9 )

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Well, to those who reviewed!:

To Sajy-chan- Like I said before, the reason you don't get anything is because you get to date all the cute bishonens from Yu Yu Hakusho and Yu-Gi-Oh! That's why. Well, anyho, thanks for the review! Appreciate it. ^_^

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To AMK- Thanks for reviewing both of my fan fictions. Thank you soooo much!! ^_^ You're so nice. Thanks.

Sajy-chan: Hey AMK!!!

TAB: I don't know why SAJ wanted to say that. .(Sighs). Thanks to all!! Also, for the present thing. Reemasi, here is your present!

Reemasi: Cool!. . . Uh, where is it?

Dump truck:(Appears).

Reemasi: ??

TAB: A life time supply of. . . Super Size French Fries!!!!!

Dump Truck:(Dumps a LOT of Super Size French Fres).

Reemasi: Do I have to eat that??

TAB: No, that isn't the real thing. It's just to show off, you know.

Reemasi: Ahh. . .

TAB: Here's one of the Super Size French Fries!

SAJ: You rhymed.

TAB: I did. . Hm. . .

Reemasi: Munch, munch, munch.

TAB: Okay, Reem! This is what you asked for!

Yami Yugi:(Appears). Huh?

Reem: I love you!(Kisses Yami Yugi).

TAB: Uh, Yami Yugi, kiss back!!

Yami Yugi: ??(Kisses back).

TAB: Okay! Next! Diana, you asked for Kaiba. Though, I don't really know what you want to do with him!

Kaiba:(Appears).

Diana: I'll just kiss him!(Kisses Kaiba).

Kaiba: ??(Kisses back).

Joey:(Appears). Hey! Diana! You're supposed to be with me!

Diana: ?? I suppose I can be with both of you. . . .

TAB: Okay!!!! Lets get to the chapter!!

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Enjoy!

Chapter nine: Bakura and SAJ's Date and Kurama and SAJ's Date

TAB: Hello!! Today SAJ will go on a date with Bakura!! What will happen? Will SAJ destroy another fast food restaurant? Will she give Bakura a peck on the cheek? Or just say 'good by'? Well, lets find out!!

SAJ:(Walks in). Hello everyone, I'm here!

TAB: The only one here is me.

SAJ: Oh. Well hello!

TAB:(Sighs). Where's Bakura?

Bakura:(Walks in blushing).

SAJ: Uh. . . . You didn't have to dress up in a suit.

Bakura: Oh. . .

SAJ: But it's alright!

TAB: Well, go on your date already!! Go!

SAJ: Okay! Come on(Grabs Bakura's arm and drags him outside).

Touya: Hop in!(In the drivers seat of a Limousine).

SAJ: Okay! Touya, we're going somewhere special!!

*Burger King.*

Bakura: Uh, what are we doing here??

SAJ: My favorite place to go! ^_^ Come on!(Grabs Bakura's arm again and drags him inside).

Lady behind the counter of Burger King(A/N: Why do I always make them lady's??(Sighs).):(In a annoying voice). Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you??

SAJ: I would like two Super Size Fries, and, um. . . Two Whoppers!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Would you like to try our new seafood burger?

SAJ: No thanks.

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Are you sure?

SAJ: Yeah.

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Sure?

SAJ: Yeah.

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Sure?!

SAJ: YES!!!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: SURE!??

SAJ: YES!!!!

*An hour later.*

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: SURE?!

SAJ: YES!!!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: SURE?!

SAJ: YES!!!

Bakura:(Sighs and munches on his Super Size Fries). Can we go now?

SAJ: NO!!! AND YOU STUPID LADY!! YES I'M SURE I DON'T WANT SEAFOOD!!!!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Sure?

SAJ: Yes.

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Sure?

SAJ: Yes.

Bakura: How much longer will this take??

*Three hours later.*

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Sure?

SAJ: Yes.

Bakura: We're going to miss our movie.

SAJ:(Pauses). Move? We're going to see a movie?

Bakura: Yeah, while you were arguing I went to see if there was any movies playing at the drive in.

SAJ: Awww, that was soo sweet!

Bakura: We could take the food with us.

SAJ: Okay!(Smiles, then turns toward Lady behind the counter of Burger King). We'll settle this later, but right now, I have a date.

Lady behind the counter of Burger King:(Sticks her tongue out at SAJ).

SAJ: You stuck your tongue out at me?! HOW DARE YOU. . . .

Bakura:(Grabs SAJ and drags her out).

*At the drive in.*

SAJ:(Hiding behind Bakura). What is the movie about??

Bakura: It's a surprise.

SAJ: What's the movie about?

Bakura: It's a surprise.

SAJ: Is it a horror movie?

Bakura: ?? Why would we watch a horror movie on a date?

SAJ:(Still hiding behind Bakura). Uh, I don't know. . .

Bakura: Why are you hiding behind me?

SAJ: That girl over there!

Bakura: Where??

SAJ:(Points toward a girl glaring at her).

Bakura: What about her?

SAJ: She used to work at Arby's. She was the lady behind the counter.

Bakura: Used to?

SAJ: Yeah, that Arby's, well, was destroyed. .

Bakura: Destroyed?

SAJ: Yeah, Hiei used Dragon of The Darkness Flame.

Bakura: Oh. . . .

SAJ: Oh! The movies starting!!

*At the end of the movie.*

SAJ: That was good!(Smiles). So was the popcorn!

Bakura:(Looks down at the empty bucket). You ate it all. . . .

SAJ: That was a good date.

Bakura: Who said it was over?

SAJ: It isn't?

Bakura: Nope! One more place to go!

SAJ: Okay. . . .

*At an ice skating ring.*

SAJ: Here?

Bakura: Yeah, do you know how to skate?

SAJ: Uh, no.

Bakura: I'll teach you.(Smiles).

*On the ring.*

SAJ: Cool! Look at me! I'm skating!! Cooahhhh!!(Falls on her butt).

Bakura: You alright?(Picks SAJ up).

SAJ: Yeah! Wheeeeeahhh!(Falls on her butt again).

Bakura:(Sighs). Here. . .(Holds SAJ in front of him). Better?

SAJ: Yeah! Wheeeeee!!!!

Girl skating beside Bakura and SAJ:(Falls down).

Bakura: Oh, here I'll help!(Goes over to the girl).

SAJ: Wheeee. . . Uh, Bakura?? Bakuraaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Splat.

Bakura:(Waves to the girl, then turns to SAJ). SAJ? SAJ? Where are you??(Spots a strange imprint on the skating wall).

SAJ:(On the ground). He, he, he. . . .

Bakura: You alright??

SAJ: Fine. . .(Wobbles).

Bakura: Maybe we shouldn't stay here. . .

SAJ: No! We are going to skate! AHHH!!(Falls again).

Bakura:(Sighs). Okay.

*An hour later.*

SAJ:(Drinking hot chocolate in the Limousine). That was fun.

Bakura:(Also drinking hot chocolate in the Limousine). Yeah.

SAJ: Well, by!(Pecks Bakura on the cheek).

Bakura:(Flaming red). B-by. . .(Walks out).

SAJ: That was a fun date!!!!

*Next day.*

SAJ:(Walks in the building).

TAB: Welcome! The next boy your going to date is already here!

SAJ: But, I didn't decide. . .

TAB: I know, I did! ^_^ Here he is!

Kurama:(Still has his bowl hair cut). Hello.

SAJ: Oh, hi!

TAB: He has already picked out where you two are going to go!

SAJ: Okay! Off we go then!

*At Burger King.*

SAJ: You wanted to go here?

Kurama: Well, you seem to love Burger King so much. And TAB said you liked eating Whoppers in Limousines.

SAJ:(Blushes). You shouldn't have.

*Inside Burger King.*

Guy behind the counter of Burger King(A/N: Yeah!! Finally a guy!): What shall I order for you?

Kurama: We would like three Super Size Fries and one Whopper.

SAJ: How did you know I wanted that?

Kurama: You always order it.

SAJ:(Pauses). How do you know that?

Kurama: Uh. . Well, TAB told me.

SAJ: Oh, okay!! ^_^

*In the Limousine.*

SAJ: Yum. . .(Eating her Whopper).

Kurama:(Munching on his Fries). Well, we're almost there.

SAJ: Where?

Kurama: You'll see. . .

Touya: We're here!

Kurama: Oh, well now you'll see.

SAJ:(Gets out of the Limousine). Wow!!! An amusement park!!! ^_____^ Yeah!!!

Kurama: Glad you like.

SAJ: Come on! We have to ride the rides!!!(Grabs Kurama and drags him to the entrance of the amusement park).

Girl giving out tickets: YOU!!!!

SAJ: Oh! I didn't know you worked here.

Kurama: Oh, sorry about destroying your work. Hiei really didn't mean it. . . Okay, he did, but, oh forget it.

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed and is now giving out tickets to an amusement park(A/N: To long. . .(Inhales deeply.): HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Kurama: If you don't cause an uproar, I'll give you twice the amount of the tickets.

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed and is not giving out tickets to an amusement park:. . . Okay.

Kurama:(Hands the money over). Okay! Lets have some fun.

SAJ: Roller coaster first!!!

Kurama: Okay. . .

SAJ: Man! There's a line!!

Kurama:(Sighs). I didn't really want to do this, but. . I'm going to have to.

SAJ: What?

Kurama:(Grabs SAJ). You'll see. . .

*In the front line.*

SAJ: I can't believe you actually did that.

Kurama: I know. . .

SAJ: You're now, officially cool!

Kurama: Uh, I think that's nice to know.

All the people behind Kurama and SAJ:(Staring horrified at Kurama and SAJ).

Guy: Next!

Kurama and SAJ:(Go in the roller coaster).

Guy: ?? How come there's only two of you going in??

People behind Kurama and SAJ: They can go first!!!

SAJ: You know, you're cute in when you're Yoko!

Kurama:(Sighs). I still feel bad about scaring all of those people. .

SAJ: Welcome to the dark side!! Oh, the ride is starting!! Wheee!!! Come on! Put your hands up!

Kurama: But, the sign says not to.

SAJ: So?

Kurama: Ths sign says not to.

SAJ: To bad!(Puts Kurama's arms in the air).

*Off of the roller coaster.*

SAJ: Oh!!! Yeah! Lets do that!(Points to 'The Scream Of Terror')(A/N: I don't that's what it's called. It's the one that goes REALLY high up REALLY fast. Then it goes up and down. You know, right?)

Kurama: Uh. . . I don't know. . .

SAJ: Come on! You don't have a choice in the mater!(Grabs Kurama and drags him toward the 'Scream Of Terror').

Kurama: Uh, there isn't a line. . I wonder why. . .

Guy:(Buckles Kurama and SAJ in). Okay, we are not responsible for any loss of items, voice, or any limbs of any kind. So don't sue us.

Kurama: Uh. . . SAJ I don't think we should. . . Gahhh!!!

Scream Of Terror:(Goes up REALLY fast).

SAJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

*Off of the ride.*

Kurama:(Holding his ears with his hands). I think I'm deaf. . . .

SAJ: That was fun!!!! Come on! We still have to go to the water rides!

Kurama: Uh. . . . .

SAJ:(Drags Kurama over to the water rides). Come on! You go in front of me!!

Kurama: B-but. . .

SAJ: Shh!!

*Ride starts.*

SAJ: This is fun!

Kurama: Uh, brace yourself??

SAJ: Why??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: If the first scream didn't make me deaf, this one definitely did . . . . . .

SAJ: ^___^ That was fun! Oh! The water part!

Kurama: Huh?

Water:(Gets Kurama REALLY wet).

SAJ: That was fun!(Drags Kurama off the ride). Aren't you having fun?

Kurama: Yeah, I am.

SAJ: Lets go see if we can get any prizes!

Kurama: Okay.

Kurama and SAJ:(Head over to a booth).

Person at the booth: You have five shots to get all ten bottles down. It costs ten dollars a try.

Kurama: Okay, hands the person ten dollars.

SAJ:(Throws all five shots, and misses every single time).

Person at the booth: There's always next time!

SAJ: Okay!(Hands the money to the person, then throws all five shots. Misses again).

Person behind the booth: There's always next time.

SAJ: Okay!(Hands the money to the person, then throws all five shots. Misses again). Man! I really wanted that Teddy!

Person: Maybe there isn't a next time. . . .

Kurama: I'll do it.(Gives the person money).

SAJ: Sure?

Kurama: Yeah.(Throws the first shot. Hits and knocks down all ten bottles).

Person behind the booth: But I made it so no one could do it!!!

Kurama: Can SAJ have the Teddy now??

Person behind the booth: Fine. . (Hands the Teddy to SAJ).

SAJ: Yeah! I have the Teddy!! I'm going to name it. . . . Kurama!

Kurama: Wha?

SAJ: Well, I got it when I was on a date with you, so I'll name him after you!

Kurama: But, the Teddy has eyelashes and pink lipstick.

SAJ: Yeah, that could be a problem. But, still I'll name her/him Kurama!

Kurama:(Sweatdrop). Is there anything else you want to do?

SAJ: Nope! This was a perfect date!

Kurama:(Smiles). Yeah.

*In the Limousine at Kurama's house.*

Hiei: Kurama! You're late!!. . .(Spots SAJ). GAHHEEE!! Sh#@!!!!!(Runs back inside the house).

SAJ: What is Hiei doing at your house?

Kurama: He had no where else to stay, so I invited him to stay for a while.

SAJ: Okay! By!(Pecks Kurama on the cheek). 'Till next time!

Kurama:(Blushing a little bit). By!

TAB: Wow! Two dates! To pecks on the cheek! SAJ is on a role! Well, tomorrow she's going to date Yusuke! What will happen? 'Till next time!

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Heya! Thanks for readin' it! Also, PLEASE read AND review! If you do, you'll get anything you want. Okay?? Please??

Also, my spelling is awefull, so don't mind the horrible mistakes. ^____^ Thanks.

Also, thanks to InsaneAuthoress, Momma Cat, AMK and Sajy-chan of reviewing! I appreciate your support.

So, the next day is SAJ's date with Yusuke and Hiei. 'Till next time!

Thanks!