Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Yusuke and SAJ's Date and Hiei and SAJ's Date ( Chapter 10 )

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Day ten: Yusuke and SAJ's Date and Hiei and SAJ's Date

TAB: Welcome!! Today SAJ will go on a date with Yusuke! What will happen? Will SAJ destroy another Arby's? Well, lets find out!!

SAJ:(Walks in). Hello! How are you all??

Yusuke: Hello! I've already arranged our date!

SAJ: Already?

Yusuke: Yep. I thought that it would be wise to figure everything out before we go out. I mean, I don't want to destroy another restaurant.

SAJ: Right, so, where to first?

Yusuke: Come on!

*Outside.*

Yusuke: Hey Touya, can you drive us somewhere?

Touya: Sure. . . . . . .

*Burger King.*

SAJ: You shouldn't have!!

Yusuke: Well, I thought that we shouldn't really go anywhere else.

SAJ: Lets order!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Welcome to Burger King how may I help. . . . . YOU!!!

SAJ: Oh, you again.

Yusuke: You know her?

SAJ: Yeah, she was mean to me when I went on a date with Bakura.

Lady that had argued with SAJ when she was on the date with Bakura: It's not over!

Lady that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets to an amusement park and now is working at Burger King(A/N: Man! This is just getting more and more complicated!): YOU!!!!

SAJ: Uh. . . . Maybe we shouldn't go here. . . . .

Lady that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets to an amusement park and now is working at Burger King and Lady that had argued with SAJ when she was on a date with Bakura(A/N: This is killing me!): I'm going to get you!!!!!!

SAJ: We should go! Now!!!(Grabs Yusuke and runs out of Burger King).

Yusuke: Why did we do that?

SAJ: I didn't want to get into another argument.

Yusuke:(Eyes SAJ). You feeling well today??

SAJ: Yeah, why?

Yusuke: Never mind. Lets go to a different Burger King.

*Another Burger King.*

SAJ: Yeah!! Burgers!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Welcome to Burger King. Would you like to try out our new Super SUPER Size Fries?

SAJ: Yeah! I love Fries!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Really? Me too!

SAJ: Yeah! ^_^

*An hour later.*

Lady behind the counter of Burger King and SAJ:(Engaged in a conversation about Fries).

Yusuke:(Sighs). Figures.(Eats some of his 'Super SUPER Size Fries').

Touya:(Walks in). Come on! We have to go.

SAJ: Why?

Touya: Because, it's getting late.

SAJ: Really? Oh my gosh!

Lady behind the counter of Burger King: Have fun with your date! Talk to you later.

SAJ: Okay!

Yusuke: Come on!

*At a dance place.*

SAJ: Huh?

Yusuke: I thought you might like this because TAB told me that you like to dance. It has all sorts of different kinds of dancing, plus Cherokee!

SAJ: COOOOL!! Major league cool!!! Lets get in there already!(Grabs Yusuke and drags him inside).

Yusuke: So, what do you want to do first?

SAJ: Swing Dance! I love to Swing Dance!

Yusuke: Okay, just remember, I've never danced before. . . . .

SAJ: Here! I'll teach you!

*An hour later.*

SAJ: My feet are soar!

Yusuke: Sorry about that. I told you I'm not a good dancer.

SAJ: That's alright, I used to step on people's feet too. Cherokee!

Yusuke; Great. . . . .

SAJ: "I will got down with this ship! I wont put my hands up, and surrender! There will be no white flag above my door! So take that, Burger King!!!!!"

Yusuke: I don't think that was the lyrics.

SAJ: So? Come one, lets have fun! Sing!!

Yusuke: Uh. . . . . . "Give me the beat boys and free my soul?"

SAJ: No! No! No! No! No! You go like this!. . . "Give me the demons and free my soul, I want to get lost in the Spirit World, and drift away into nothingness."

Yusuke: Uh. . . Okay.

SAJ: Loosen up!

Yusuke: "I need a sign, to let me know you're here, all of these demons are being crossed over my path. I need to know that things are going to look up, 'cause I feel us drowning from a river from the River Stix."(A/N: Is that how it's spelled? 'River Stix?')

Everyone:(Leaves the building).

*An hour later.*

Yusuke:(Hoarsely). That was fun. . .

SAJ:(Cheerfully). Yeah! That was a great date. ^__^

Yusuke:(Still hoarsely). Yeah, see ya!

SAJ: BY!

TAB: She didn't give him a kiss?? That can be bad news for Yusuke. Well, tomorrow she's going to go on a date with Hiei!!! What will Hiei have in store for SAJ? Find out!

*The next day.*

SAJ:(Walks in).

TAB: Hello partner! Hiei has been waiting for you.

SAJ: HIEI!!!(Runs over to Hiei).

Hiei: I can't believe I'm going through with this. .(Sighs). Well off we go.

SAJ: Aren't we going to take the Limo?

Hiei: No, we're going somewhere special.(Grins evilly).

*The Makai Realm.*

SAJ: Hiei? Where are you Hiei? You know, you should dump your date. Especially in a strange place with a lot of strange things looking at me hungrily. HIEI!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!????

Hiei: Ahh, the demons are very friendly. They don't really want to eat your soul. . . . .

SAJ: Really?

Demon number one: Hey, want to come to my place? I have a fire place. . .

SAJ: Huh?

Demon number two: Hey, my place has a fire place AND Magic Salt.

SAJ: Magic Salt? Really! I LOVE Magic Salt!

Demon number one: I saw her first!

Demon number two: So?

Demon number three: Hey there pretty lady. Why don't be my dinner, I mean, have dinner with me?

SAJ: Huh? Hiei!! Come on! They're starting to freak me out!! HIEI! COME ON!!!!

Hiei: No.

SAJ: Yes!

Hiei: No.

SAJ: Yes!

Hiei: No.

SAJ: Yes!

Hiei: No.

*Three hours later.*

SAJ: Yes!

Hiei: No!

SAJ: Yes!

Hiei: No!

Demons:(Looking at each other).

SAJ: Yes, I'll do something you'll really enjoy. . .

Hiei:(Pauses). Like what?

SAJ: Don't you like torturing people?

Hiei: Yeah.

SAJ: Come back to the human world and you'll really like this date!

Hiei: You say so. . . .

SAJ: Yes I say so.

*At a car dealership.*

SAJ: Look! A Viper!!

Hiei: A snake? Where!(Draws sword).

Everyone:(Eyes the sword).

SAJ: Not here.

Hiei: Oh. . . .(Puts his sword back).

SAJ: Hey mister, can we test drive this Viper?

Car dealership owner: Er, sure, you just have to show me a thousand dollars.

SAJ: Er, okay!

Hiei:(Shows the 'money').

Car dealership owner: Okay, go ahead.

Hiei: Can you even drive?

SAJ: No, not really. ^_^

Hiei:(Sighs). Okay.

SAJ: Buckle up tight!!

Hiei: Er, okay. . . .(Buckles up his seatbelt).

SAJ:(Turns the Viper on).

Viper: Rum, rum.

SAJ: Hold on for your dear life!

Hiei: I've battled many demons in my life, why should I hold on for 'dear life' now??. . . . . AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Viper:(Screams out of the parking lot).

SAJ: This is fun!!(Driving the Viper).

Hiei:(Holding on for 'dear life').

SAJ: Hey! Lets go to Burger King! That one!

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, now works at Burger King and is at the drive in: How may I help you?

SAJ: I would like um. . . . . Three Super Size Fries, and two Whoppers.

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, now works at Burger King and is at the drive in:(Glares). Fine.

SAJ:(Pulls up).

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, now works at Burger King and is at the drive in: Wow! That's a Viper!

SAJ: Yep! So, can I have my food now?

Lady that used to work at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, now works at Burger King and is at the drive in:(Pauses). I'll let you get away with it now. . (Hands over the food).

SAJ: Yeah! Next stop, the park!!

Hiei: Great, what did I get myself into??

*At the park.*

Hiei: Take that you stupid humans!!(Waves his sword). Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

SAJ: You're really having fun. Have a Whopper.

Hiei:(Looks at the Whopper and frowns). I want to torture more humans.

SAJ:(Pauses). I have a good idea on how to torture them, after we eat. Okay?

Hiei:(Grabs the Whopper and stuffs it in his mouth). Mmow?

SAJ: ^___^ Yep!

*In the Viper.*

Hiei: You're actually running over the people?

SAJ: Yep!

Hiei: Can. . . . I drive??

SAJ: Sure!

Hiei:(Gets behind the wheel). Die you stupid humans!!!(Runs over some humans).

SAJ: This is a great date!

*An hour later.*

Hiei: That was fun running over all of those people. ^_____^

SAJ: Glad you had fun. I guess we have to return the Viper now. . . . .

Hiei: Who says so?

SAJ: We can only keep it for so long.

Hiei: How about, I store it in Kurama's garage.

SAJ: You'd do that?

Hiei: Long if I get to run over more people!

SAJ: Yeah!!!. . . . I hope Kurama doesn't mind that we stashed a stolen Viper in his garage. . . . .

Hiei: He doesn't have to know. . .

SAJ: I like the way you think!

Hiei:(Pauses). I'll take it to Kurama's now. . . .(Pauses).

SAJ: What's wrong?

Hiei:(Leans in and kisses SAJ. . . . On the lips!)(A/N: SAJ! I know you have been waiting for that! ^____^ Hope you liked!!).

SAJ:(Doesn't know what to say).

Hiei: By!(Drives off in the Viper).

SAJ: What a date. . . . . . . .

TAB: O.o Well, next time, SAJ will have to get rid of one boy! Who will she dump? Well, we'll find out! Next time!!

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