Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Who's Line is it Anyway? Link Style ❯ Crazy Newscasters ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Link Tsunami 
WOOHOO! GAME TIME!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.02.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 772 | Visits: 339 | Status: Completed
WOOHOO! GAME TIME!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.02.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 772 | Visits: 339 | Status: Completed
Link: Sry i didnt update sooner peeps. I figured I'd start August 1st but as it turns out i was dragged to Kennywood all day....not that I'm complaining ^^.
Disclaimer: Link dosen't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the reveiwers who offered to do this. By the way im using one of my old stories on fanfiction to help me with this so okay.
Reveiwer corner: Today's review cast member is Kasemeihikotori! She is16 and has black hair with red tips. She also has black eyes, and wears a black belly shirt with no sleeves with a silver dragon going around. Black pants and sort of high heeled shoes. Has a sword at her waist and 10 throwing knives hidden in her hair. She is a silver kitsune, and controls plants. ^^
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Link: Welcome to 'Who's Line is it Anyway'! Where everything is made up and the points don't matter; That's right the points don't matter, just like Yugi's size! :) (We all love him anyway^^)
Link: Let me introduce you to our victims-I mean players! First up: "I've-been-locked-away-in-a-pyramid-for-5000-years" Yami Yugi! *applause, Link drools ^^* Next: "Don't-you-dare-tell-me-I-look-like-a-girl-or-I'll-beat-you-with-a-ros e" Kurama! *applause* Also: "I've-been-killed-multiple-time-and-was-revived-by-a-toddler" Yusuke! *applause* And Finally: "I-was-crazy-enough-to-offer-to-do-this-by-reviewing" Kasemeihikotori! *crickets*
Link: HEY! GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT! APPLAUSE, DAMMIT!
Audience: *Nervous applause*
Link: Thank you, now to move on to the games…………….*starts rummaging at desk*……….WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CARDS?!?!?…………nope, not there……….um………..hold on…………..
Audience: *sweatdrop*
Link: Ah here we go! ^^ And the first game is….'Crazy Newscasters'! How this game works is, Kasemeihikotori and Yami will be anchor and co-anchor. Sports reporter will be Yusuke and Kurama will be weather. The key is, Yami, Yusuke, and Kurama have to have a quirky personality! Yami has to sing like an Oompa-Loompa. Yusuke will be a crazy republican hiding from raging democrats. And last, but not least, Kurama will have to say his name after every other word without stuttering!
Kurama: Which one of my names?
Link:………dosen't say……….just say Kurama.
*Players take their places. Kasemeihikotori and Yami on stools, Kurama to the left and Yusuke to the right of them.*
Audience: *Laughter, applause*
Link: You can start when the news-theme starts! Good luck to you all!
*News theme music starts*
Kasemeihikotori: Our first news today is there are large purple hippos taking over Canada. O.o
Yami: Oompa-Loompa doop-a-dum-dee you said it, so start Kasemeisee! Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-doo Now Yusuke gives the sports too!
Yusuke: *whispers* Are those democrats gone? *shifty-eyes* Phew… And in the sports today, Michael Jordan finally grew hair! We saw him last night at the game, and boy were we… HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! *runs off-stage, yelling* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU BASTARDS! Back to you, Yamiiiiiiii!!
Yami: Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-dee if you are wise, you'll listen to me. Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-doo Kurama now it's up to you!
Kurama: Uhhm…Kurama Yea…Kurama. In Kurama the Kurama weather Kurama today Kurama we Kurama call Kurama for Kurama rain Kurama showers Kurama and Kurama violent Kurama Thunder Kurama storms.
*buzzer sounds*
Link: That was…uhh…great! 100 points go to Yusuke, 1000 points to Yami, boy you know how to sing like an Oompa-Loompa! 150 points go to Kurama, and Kasemeihikotori gets 150 points.
Yusuke: How come Yami got 1000 points and we didn't? I don't remember the show being like this……..
Link: Because 1) Yami's my favorite^^ so there! And 2) I'm in control so……yeah……
Yami: Right! And because I'm hotter than you Yusuke!
Yusuke: WHA?!?!? YOU PUNK I'M GONNA BASH YOU'RE FACE IN!
Yami: JUST TRY IT FREAK!!
*They start fighting*
Link:…....And now we'll go to a commercial break!
Commercial: Are you in the mood for some action? Romance? Comedy? Then boy, we have the right story for you! Check out You're-A-Loser-Who-Likes-Action-Romance-and-Comedy at participating bookstores near you like Boundaries and Barns & King!
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Link: Don't remind me it's crappy, I was just running out of time the next one will be better…….
IMPORTANT! IN ORDER FOR THIS TO BE REALISTIC I'M HOLDING SUGGESTIONS FOR SCENES FROM A HAT! IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SCENE E-MAIL ME AT Linkoffate@aol.com. DON'T REVIEW IT CAUSE THAT GIVES IT AWAY TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THE REVEIWS!!
Disclaimer: Link dosen't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the reveiwers who offered to do this. By the way im using one of my old stories on fanfiction to help me with this so okay.
Reveiwer corner: Today's review cast member is Kasemeihikotori! She is16 and has black hair with red tips. She also has black eyes, and wears a black belly shirt with no sleeves with a silver dragon going around. Black pants and sort of high heeled shoes. Has a sword at her waist and 10 throwing knives hidden in her hair. She is a silver kitsune, and controls plants. ^^
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Link: Welcome to 'Who's Line is it Anyway'! Where everything is made up and the points don't matter; That's right the points don't matter, just like Yugi's size! :) (We all love him anyway^^)
Link: Let me introduce you to our victims-I mean players! First up: "I've-been-locked-away-in-a-pyramid-for-5000-years" Yami Yugi! *applause, Link drools ^^* Next: "Don't-you-dare-tell-me-I-look-like-a-girl-or-I'll-beat-you-with-a-ros e" Kurama! *applause* Also: "I've-been-killed-multiple-time-and-was-revived-by-a-toddler" Yusuke! *applause* And Finally: "I-was-crazy-enough-to-offer-to-do-this-by-reviewing" Kasemeihikotori! *crickets*
Link: HEY! GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT! APPLAUSE, DAMMIT!
Audience: *Nervous applause*
Link: Thank you, now to move on to the games…………….*starts rummaging at desk*……….WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CARDS?!?!?…………nope, not there……….um………..hold on…………..
Audience: *sweatdrop*
Link: Ah here we go! ^^ And the first game is….'Crazy Newscasters'! How this game works is, Kasemeihikotori and Yami will be anchor and co-anchor. Sports reporter will be Yusuke and Kurama will be weather. The key is, Yami, Yusuke, and Kurama have to have a quirky personality! Yami has to sing like an Oompa-Loompa. Yusuke will be a crazy republican hiding from raging democrats. And last, but not least, Kurama will have to say his name after every other word without stuttering!
Kurama: Which one of my names?
Link:………dosen't say……….just say Kurama.
*Players take their places. Kasemeihikotori and Yami on stools, Kurama to the left and Yusuke to the right of them.*
Audience: *Laughter, applause*
Link: You can start when the news-theme starts! Good luck to you all!
*News theme music starts*
Kasemeihikotori: Our first news today is there are large purple hippos taking over Canada. O.o
Yami: Oompa-Loompa doop-a-dum-dee you said it, so start Kasemeisee! Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-doo Now Yusuke gives the sports too!
Yusuke: *whispers* Are those democrats gone? *shifty-eyes* Phew… And in the sports today, Michael Jordan finally grew hair! We saw him last night at the game, and boy were we… HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! *runs off-stage, yelling* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU BASTARDS! Back to you, Yamiiiiiiii!!
Yami: Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-dee if you are wise, you'll listen to me. Oompa-Loompa Doop-a-dum-doo Kurama now it's up to you!
Kurama: Uhhm…Kurama Yea…Kurama. In Kurama the Kurama weather Kurama today Kurama we Kurama call Kurama for Kurama rain Kurama showers Kurama and Kurama violent Kurama Thunder Kurama storms.
*buzzer sounds*
Link: That was…uhh…great! 100 points go to Yusuke, 1000 points to Yami, boy you know how to sing like an Oompa-Loompa! 150 points go to Kurama, and Kasemeihikotori gets 150 points.
Yusuke: How come Yami got 1000 points and we didn't? I don't remember the show being like this……..
Link: Because 1) Yami's my favorite^^ so there! And 2) I'm in control so……yeah……
Yami: Right! And because I'm hotter than you Yusuke!
Yusuke: WHA?!?!? YOU PUNK I'M GONNA BASH YOU'RE FACE IN!
Yami: JUST TRY IT FREAK!!
*They start fighting*
Link:…....And now we'll go to a commercial break!
Commercial: Are you in the mood for some action? Romance? Comedy? Then boy, we have the right story for you! Check out You're-A-Loser-Who-Likes-Action-Romance-and-Comedy at participating bookstores near you like Boundaries and Barns & King!
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Link: Don't remind me it's crappy, I was just running out of time the next one will be better…….
IMPORTANT! IN ORDER FOR THIS TO BE REALISTIC I'M HOLDING SUGGESTIONS FOR SCENES FROM A HAT! IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SCENE E-MAIL ME AT Linkoffate@aol.com. DON'T REVIEW IT CAUSE THAT GIVES IT AWAY TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THE REVEIWS!!