Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 10 things I hate about you Yu Yu Hakusho style ❯ Part 3 ( Chapter 3 )

yu yu hakusho verson of 10 thigs i hate about you

by- lona d hill

EXT. SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY

Hiei and Murkuro walk toward Hiei's car. Yusuke pulls up

beside her in his Viper.

YUSUKE

(re his outfit)

The Gothic look is over, Hiei. Haven't

you been reading your Sassy?

HIEI

Yeah, and I noticed the only part of

you featured in your big Kmart spread

was your elbow. Tough break.

YUSUKE

(practically spitting)

They're running the rest of me next

month.

He zooms away as Hiei yanks open the door of his Dart.

Murkuro ties a silk scarf around her head, as if they're in

a convertible.

HIEI

The people at this school are so

incredibly foul.

MURKURO

You could always go with me. I'm sure

William has some friends.

They watch Yusuke's car as he slows next to Yukina and

Kayko as they walk toward the school bus.

YUSUKE

Need a ride, ladies?

Yukina and Kayko can't get in Yusuke's car fast enough. He

pulls away with a smile.

BACK TO HIEI AND MURKURO

Murkuro lowers her sunglasses to watch.

MURKIRO

That's a charming new development

Hiei doesn't answer, but reaches over and puts a tape in the

tape deck. The sounds of PUNK ROCK fill the car.

As they pull out, Botan crosses in front of them on his

moped. Hiei has to SLAM the brakes to keep from hitting her

HIEI

(yelling)

Remove head from spincer! Then

pedal!

Botan begins fearfully, pedaling as Hiei PEELS out, angry

at the delay.

Kuwabara rushes over

KUWABARA

You all right?

She slows to a stop

BOTAN

Yeah, just a minor encounter with the

shrew.

KUWABARA

That's him? Bianca's brother?

BOTAN

The mewling, rampalian wretch himself.

Botan putters off, leaving Kuwabara dodging Yusuke's

grimy, grey Jeep -- a vehicle several years and many paint

jobs away from its former glory as a REGULATION MAIL TRUCK -

- as he sideswipes several cars on his way out of the lot.

INT. STRATFORD HOUSE - DAY

Hina Yume, attractive and focused, sits in front of

her computer, typing quickly. A shelf next to her holds

several bodice-ripper romance novels, bearing her name.

Hiei stands behind her, reading over her shoulder as she

types.

HIEI

"Undulating with desire, Adrienne

removes her crimson cape, revealing her

creamy --"

Riku Yume, a blustery, mad scientist-type

obstetrician, enters through the front door, wearing a

doctor's white jacket and carrying his black bag.

RIKU

I hope dinner's ready because I only have ten minutes before

Mrs. Koenma squirts out a screamer.

He grabs the mail and rifles through it, as he bends down to

kiss hina on the cheek.

HINA

In the microwave.

RIKU

(to Hiei)

Make anyone cry today?

HIEI

Sadly, no. But it's only four-thirty.

Yukina walks in.

HIEI

(continuing)

Where've you been?

YUKINA

(eyeing RIKU)

Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.

She kisses him on the cheek

RIKU

Hello, precious.

Riku kisses Yukina back as Hiei heads up the stairs

HIEI

How touching.

Riku holds up a letter to Hiei

RIKU

What's this? It says Yusui Hati?

Snatches it away from him.

HIEI

I guess I got in

Hina looks up from her computer.

HINA

What's a synonym for throbbing?

RIKU

Yusui Hati is on the other side of

the country.

HIEI

I know.

RIKU

I thought we decided you were going to

school here. At U of 0.

HIEI

You decided.

YUKINA

Is there even a question that we want

him to stay?

Hiei gives Yukina an evil look then smiles sweetly

HIEI

Ask Yukina who drove her home

YUKINA

Swollen...turgid.

RIKU

(to Yukina; upset)

Who drove you home?

Yukina glares at Hiei then turns to Riku

YUKINA

Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's

this boy... and I think he might ask...

RIKU

No! You're not dating until your brother

starts dating. End of discussion.

YUKINA

What if he never starts dating?

RIKU

Then neither will you. And I'll get to

sleep at night.

YUKINA

But it's not fair -- he's a mutant,

Daddy!

HIEI

This from someone whose diary is

devoted to favorite grooming tips?

RIKU

Enough!

He pulls out a small tape recorder from his black bag.

Riku

(continuing)

Do you know what this is?

He hits the "play' button and SHRIEKS OF PAIN emanate from

the tape recorder.

YUKINA AND HIEI

(in unison, by

rote)

The sound of a fifteen-year-old in

labor.

RIKU

This is why you're not dating until

your brother does.

YUKINA

But he doesn't want to date.

RIKU

Exactly my point

His BEEPER goes off and he grabs his bag again

RIKU

(continuing)

Jesus! Can a man even grab a sandwich

before you women start dilating?

HINA

Tumescent!

RIKU

(to Sharon; as he

leaves)

You're not helping.

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there it is part 3