Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 10 things I hate about you Yu Yu Hakusho style ❯ Part 4 ( Chapter 4 )

yu yu hakusho verson of 10 things i hate about you

by-lona d hill

INT. TUTORING ROOM - DAY

Kuwabara sits with an empty chair beside him. Yukina arrives

in a flurry of blonde hair.

YUKINA

Can we make this quick? Eita

Korrine and Yayi Baut are having an

incredibly horrendous public break- up

on the quad. Again.

KUWABARA

Well, I thought we'd start with

pronunciation, if that's okay with you.

YUKINA

Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please.

KUWABARA

(looking down)

Okay... then how 'bout we try out some

French cuisine. Saturday? Night?

Yukina smiles slowly

YUKINA

You're asking me out. That's so cute.

What's your name again?

KUWABARA

(embarrassed)

Forget it.

Yukina seizes an opportunity.

YUKINA

No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have

a proper introduction ---

KUWABARA

Kuwabara.

YUKINA

The thing is, Kuwabara -- I'm at the

mercy of a particularly hideous breed of

loser. My brother. I can't date until

he does.

KUWABARA

Seems like he could get a date easy

enough...

She fingers a lock of her hair. He looks on, dazzled.

YUKINA

The problem is, he's completely anti-social.

KUWABARA

Why?

YUKINA

Unsolved mystery. he used to be

really popular when he started high

school, then it was just like he got

sick of it or something.

KUWABARA

That's a shame.

She reaches out and touches his arm

YUKINA

Gosh, if only we could find Hiei a

boyfriend...

KUWABARA

he's...gay? oh well...Let me see what I can do.

Kuwabara smiles, having no idea how stupid he is

INT. BIOLOGY CLASS

A frog is being torn asunder by several prongs and picks.

Botan and Kuwabara go for the spleen.

BOTAN

You're in school for one day and you

ask out the most beautiful girl? Do you

have no concept of the high school

social code?

Kuwabara grins away

KUWABARA

I teach her French, get to know her,

dazzle her with charm and she falls in

love with me.

BOTAN

Unlikely, but even so, she still can't

go out with you. So what's the

point?

Kuwabara motions with his head toward Kurama, a few lab

tables away. He's wearing biker glasses instead of goggles

as he tries to revive his frog.

KUWABARA

What about him?

BOTAN

(confused)

You wanna go out with him?

The others at the lab table raise their eyebrows

KUWABARA

(impatient)

No - he could wrangle with the brother.

Michael smiles. Liking the intrigue.

BOTAN

What makes you think he'll do it?...wait hiei's gay?

KUWABARA

Yea and ....(nods toward Kurama)He seems like he thrives on danger

BOTAN

No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard

he lit a state trooper on fire. He just

got out of Alcatraz...

KUWABARA

They always let felons sit in on Honors

Biology?

BOTAN

I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He

sold his own liver on the black market

so he could buy new speakers.

KUWABARA

Forget his reputation. Do you think

we've got a plan or not?

BOTAN

Did she actually say she'd go out with

you?

KUWABARA

That's what I just said

Botan processes this.

BOTAN

You know, if you do go out with Yukina,

you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone.

Strictly A-list. With me by your side.

KUWABARA

I thought you hated those people.

BOTAN

Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients

when I get to Wall Street.

A cowboy flicks the frog's heart into one of the Coffee

Kid's latte. Kuwabara presses on, over the melee.

KUWABARA

So now all we gotta do is talk to him.

He points to Patrick, who now makes his frog hump another

frog, with full-on sound effects.

BOTAN

I'll let you handle that.

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