Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A day in the Life ❯ What a wonderful night ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, just Daimonji Arashi....I own her soul!

 

 

 

It was a warm summers night the day I died. I was hunting down my lovely pet dog Inuyasha, named after that Anime with the white maned Hanyou named, as you can guess, Inuyasha. I was chasing him down one night after he ran off with my shoes, to bury them in the park again no doubt. So there I was chasing after the little demon with no shoes on when suddenly there is a ball of light flying at me! My first reaction was "Fuck!!", and my second reaction was to fling my self very hard onto the ground. Very lucky thing I did because that ball of light took out two trees and a bench, Ouch.

As I lay there on the ground very curious thoughts were running threw my head, such as "Jebus fucking Christ!", and "OMG I have got to be dreaming!". But alas readers I was not, and if I was praying to a God I don't believe in at that moment, the next thing that happened had me willing jump into a flying nun suit and spend the rest of my life as a celibate. I heard a voice shout out "Rose whip!" and a vine comes out of no where and wraps it's self around this little black monster thing and crushes it right before my eyes. And again very curious thoughts are going threw my head "where did that monster thing come from?!", "was that a vine?!", "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE??!!" and "where is my dog?" were some of them but before I could form any answers to these questions a red head, a midget, a giant and a thug run out of the bushes and I stared at them and they stared at me, and then we did some more staring.

Then the thug shouts "what the hell are you doing here?!" and all I could shout back as another black monster thing pops out of no where was "wishing I was somewhere else!". And after that brilliant retort they went on to the buissness of annilating those creepy monster things and I went about trying to find my blasted dog so I could kill it for getting me into this.

Just as I was starting to calm down a little bit and spotted my dog high tailing it out of the scene of the crime the giant wiped out this magic light sword and I just stared. Come on people think about it, how often does this happen in real life? NEVER! All I could do at this moment was try and stop my eyes from popping out of my head and try and find cover, for unlike my stupid coward dog I could not run for the hills. The creepy monster things were every where! One of the monster things popped up before me and as scared as I was I figured `Fight or Die'. Little did I know I was going to die any way but, I punched the thing in what I think was it's nose and side kicked it in the head into a near by tree.

I will not lie and say that, that I felt sorry for the little bugger, but just as I started to feel less hapless three more showed up. And this was around the time I realized they had claws, really big claws. “OK you little bastards you wanna fight? Fine!” I muttered as the one on my right charged, I ducked and punched the thing hard in the gut then the jaw and flipped it over my shoulder just in time to see one jump at me so I swing kicked it to the side and charged at the other one. This is around the time that my very interesting companions realized that I was actually fighting these evil little bastards and the giant started spewing crap about chivalry to women and the thug started swearing and running in my direction.

Back to me tho, the monster thingy swiped at me and I ducked and punched it in the jaw and spun around and kicked it hard into about four of the other monster thingys. The thug reached my side and pointed his fingers in the shape of a gun at the little buggers. I had opened my mouth to tell him this was for real but quickly shut it when he shouted out “Spirit Gun!” and a shot of light sprung out of his finger tips. All I can tell you is holy shit, I had to pinch myself to make sure this wasn't a alcohol and Anime overload dream. The thug shouted at me “get the hell out of here!” and I stared him straight in the eyes and shouted back “I would if I wasn't surrounded!”

The red head shouted “Yusuke look out!” and me and the thug a.k.a Yusuke turned and the world seemed to go silent and start to move in slow motion, a black blur was moving in my perverfiale vision to my right, the red head was running at us shouting and the biggest monster yet was right in front of us it's huge claws headed straight for Yusuke's chest. Normally I am not the type of person who would sacrifice myself for a complete stranger but before I could even think I pushed Yusuke out of the way.

But by doing so I was placed in his place and I could slowly feel the monsters claws going straight threw me. As I started tasting my own blood and a whoosh of sudden sound the world started moving again at it's normal pace, I stared into the black eyes of my killer as a sword went threw it's throat and it and it's massive claws slid out of me. All I was aware of was how cold and silent the world was and how bright the stars seem when you are dying, and then I remember nothing for what seemed to be forever. It was a warm summers night the day I died, the day I realized that there was more to heaven and earth then what I thought I knew.

 

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“Her name is Daimonji Arashi 16 years old, female, with higher then average spiritual sences, which explains why she could see the shadow demons” Koenma , fill-in ruler of Reikei stated reading from a file on his desk. Around him where the Rekei Tentai, Urameshi Yusuke , Minamoni Shuichi a.k.a Kurama, Kuwabara Kazuma, and Jaganshi Hiei, all looking slightly tired and beat up. All of them where staring at the picture on the screen above Koenma's desk. The picture was of the late Daimonji Arashi herself. It showed a pretty smiling girl about 5'5" with long wavey black hair and violet eyes standing next to a tree in the same park as where she died, they couldn't really beleave that, that girl was the same one as the girl they had just left ; Pale, dirty and dead.

“What will happen to her?” quirried Kurama softly turning his gaze on the diminutive ruler, “ she will be revived, her death was NOT sappose to happen yet, the paper work this incident has caused will take forever to file” Koenma groaned staring gloomy at the tittering pile of paper work already on his desk ready to fall at any moment and smother him. “After this incident her spiritual powers will have awakened to a more powerful level so I am going to employ her as another Spirit Detective to keep her from doing any unneccary damage”

“You mean to tell me she wont have to go threw all the bullshit you had me go threw with the spirit egg and the kiss thing?”Yusuke shouted suddenly, the shadow in the corner breathed something very close to “baka” and Kurama sighed and Kuwabara started going on about chivalry to women again; “that fair maiden died by your mistake Urameshi! You shall not say such things about her after what ordeals she must go threw, a dainty flower fighting the monsters of the three worlds!”.”Actually she is not much of a `dainty flower'” koenma said rubbing his right temple and leafing threw the file, “she has been under arrest twice for street fighting and under suspicion of grand theft auto on more then one occasion and she went to one day of rehabilitaion for drug and alcohol abuse and has been expelled from two schools for fighting and vandalism and excessive skipping.”

Silence followed this statement and all, even Hiei were staring at koenma in shock. Finally Kurama spoke “she seems to be following the path that Yusuke was following before his emplayment by Rekei”, “ I was not that bad!” interupted Yusuke indignently. “Maybe working as a spirit detective will help straighten her out as well” finished Kurama talking over Yusuke's objections. ~ I hope so~ thought Koenma ~ another Yusuke with moodswings is something I definiatly don't need~, aloud he said “ I will explain her current situation to her now and I wish for all of you to be present, that way the shock might not be as great”.

“Bring her in George” he called out and within moments the door opened and a harrased looking Oni and a very angry Arashi walked in threw the door, “what the hell is going on?! What happened in the park? Why arn't I dead and where the fuck is my dog?!” she shouted as the door shut behind her, her eyes blazing with fury but Kurama could detect fear in there violet depths. “ sit down plaese Miss Daimonji and we shall explain all to you” Koenma stuttered taking the meger cover his mountain of paper work offered.

Some time later after the situation had been explained and her options were laid out before her : work as a spirit detective or go back to being dead, Arashi sat there thinking. She knew she was screwed either way, if what she had seen tonight was any indication a spirit detective had a very short life expectenty, but you had a boss who would bring back the dead...... one point for spirit detectives. But if she remained dead she would not have to worry about every morning seeing the dissapointment in her mothers face, the senceless fights, the drugs, the drinks...........wait, no alcohol! Another point for spirit detectives. Ah who was she kidding she didn't want to die.....again.

“Fine I'll work for you but if I die again while on duty I will come back and haunt you midget man you got that?” she stated glaring at Koenma who once again was cowering. “ Yes yes understood” Koenma said bobbing his head rapidly.

“There is one more thing I want to know” Arashi said quietly leaning over Koenma's desk, “w-w-what i-s-s it?” stuttered the tiny prince trying to shrink his size even more. She smiled, a evil glint appearing in her eyes causing Koenma to feel a fear only his giant demon of a father Enma could envoke in his tiny frame and said “I am gonna get paid for this right baby-face?” The tiny prince opened his mouth to tell the little pushy upstart that no she was not going to get paid for this, that it is a privalage to fight for the peace between the wrolds, but one more look into her glinting eyes made him re-think his plan. Yusuke can say what he wants but Prince Koenma of Reikai is not totally lacking in common sence, plus he has a strong adversion to pain.

He nodded his head frantically to passify the demonic threat before him and when she seemed appeased cowered under his massive desk to wimper. He would mourn his dignities death properly later...................after he was sure he was not to meet it REEEAAALLL soon.

And so the Reikai Tentai raised it ranks by one and all there lives were altered forever.

 

 

 

Authors Note: This is my first posted story, I wrote it about three years ago and completely forgot about till I went threw the files on my computer and desided “what the hell you only live once” and posted it. So Read and Review and tell me if it is any good. And if anyone notices a different writing style by the end that's because I had to finish it because I stopped three years ago when Arashi said “There is one more thing I want to know” o and flames I will ignore cuz if you don't like it why are you reading it?