Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A day in the Life ❯ Why did I wake up this morning? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho

 

 

Waking up the next day several things came to my notice rather rapidly. One, I was REALLY sore everywhere. Two, even with my eyes closed the early morning sunlight was effectively making my poor sore eyeballs hurt. Three, my pain in the ass mutt of a dog was trying to naw my right toes off one by one. As I lazily kicked my dog away and rolled over to hide from the light I groaned in pain, man was I sore. I lay there feigning a coma I sleepily wondered why I felt like I wanted to murder that little pooch for some reason.... well more then usual. My adventure of last night suddenly hit me.

Chasing dog. Ball of light. Creepy monster thingys. A light saber. Claws. Pain. Death. Midget man. Now savior of the known world. All that fucking dogs fault because it likes my shoes buried 2 feet deep.

“INUYASHA YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD YOU MUTT!” I screeched practically flying after the fore mentioned mutt who was scrambling away from me out the door and down the hall. As I frantically chased after the soon-to-be-departed pet of mine, something I should have seen coming got me, my older brother Seiji, snatched me out of the air and put me over his shoulder with a careless shrug. That didn't detour me from my mission “kill the dog”. Cut me some slack I was kind of distraught at the time, how often do you die and actually have the chance to give deserved payback to the reason. “Why you making that god-awful racket little sister?” my six-foot-four 19 year old brute of a brother asked as he casually held me off from maiming the now cowering pooch.

As I glared at him and opened my mouth to angrily inform him why I was attempting justifiable pet-homicide I suddenly remembered what my new mini-me boss had told me before I was sent home via-blackhole. My first and only reaction when that happened was @@;

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“You are not allowed to tell anyone what has happened tonight” Koenma uttered pointing a commanding finger at his new charge with more bravado then he currently felt, “Reikei and Maikei are secret from the human world for a reason! Besides who would believe you when you say you have died and been brought back to life to fight demons, eh?” He finished with a amused smirk.

 

I snapped my mouth shut and looked down at the floor, ~great! More secrets from my family......it's never gonna end with me~. “No reason you over grown baka, just still mad about having to hunt the little bugger down last night ”. I then realized another fact “ I never found my shoes! Let go off me, I am gonna kill him!”. Me? Violent? Nah you got the wrong person......well that's what I tell the cops but they still have yet to believe me, wonder why *snort*. My unsympathetic brother laughed and carried my fuming form into the kitchen and unceremoniously dropped me flat on my ass.

I glared at my ex-brother for I have disowned him now and forever, and shot a scathing look at the cowering mass of puppy “no more food for you buddy, you can starve” I muttered as I pulled my self off my protesting ass to shuffle pitifully towards my seat .All my aches I had acquired from my death experience hurt more then before, now that I wasn't running on the pure rage of `MAIM THE FUCKER, MAIM!!!'

I all but collapsed into my seat at the table, plopped my head down with a mighty THUNK and proceeded to utter obscenities under my breath ignoring the rest of my family, who in turn ignored me for they are use to my sunny morning personality. Pretty obvious I ain't a morning person eh?

My family consists of me, my Mom, my Dad, my older brother Seiji who you have met, my little brothers Daisuke and Kyosuke. My Mom is dutifully making breakfast as we speak, she's my height with short black hair and grey eyes which are always sad whenever she looks at me......I haven't exactly been the most dutiful daughter.

But if she thinks I am gonna start acting and dressing like her; forceful only when needed, submissive all other times and long modest dresses in varying shades of blue, no wonder she is disappointed. My closet contains skirts in varying degrees of shortness, pants that are tight but comfortable and a matching selection of tight but comfy shirts. Plus my winning persona, when you are the midget in a family of giants ( my little brothers are only fourteen and already taller then me!!) You have to have a take-no-bullshit attitude otherwise no one pays attention to you....... evil giant people. My Dad is....somewhere. He has to travel a lot for his work so we don't get to see him very often, but when I do see him I get another lecture and a swift hit up the head. Ah, Father-Daughter love.

Seiji the hulking behemoth of a man sitting in across from me has semi long dark brown hair pulled back into a ponytail and has big puppy dog brown eyes...he's my favorite because well, he doesn't see me as a walking disappointment. He's going to college to get his wielding certificate, he likes burning things what can I say. He ain't fat or nothing he is just a giant muscle with legs. Now my two `little' brothers I hate them, the live to make me miserable, which they are WAAAAYYY to good at, no respect for there elders. They may be twins but the only thing they have in common is eyes and height. Daisuke has black hair grey eyes and can never get a tan, no matter how hard he tries, while Kyosuke has brown hair grey eyes and covered in freckles which is his version of a tan. Both have reached that awing height of 5'10''

“Here you go dears” my Mom says softly walking over and places our breakfast in front of our drooling faces. My mom is a cooking goddess, once Seiji actually had to go to the hospital because he ate too much of her food, his stomach was so packed there was no room for it to be digested. I snatch my bowl and start shoveling down it's contents until I had emptied the bowl of even a speck of food. BUUURP! My way of complimenting my mom, but I do sometimes remember to say “thanks for the chow Mom” like today. “Thank you dear” she smiles not look me in the eyes.

My parents never look me in the eyes much these days.....not since I went to that tiny stint in rehab for OD'ing on my old friend Mr.Speed. I think that was when they realized I ain't there little girl anymore, but a violent, unpredictable stranger with her face, and that's how they started treating me. Ouch, why not just stab me in the heart, it would hurt less and it's quicker. Clenching my chopsticks tighter I looked down, I wonder if they would have even missed me if I had picked to stay dead. I sighed and heaved myself out of my seat walking towards the hall practically dragging my gut on the floor, remember, COOKING GODDESS! Seiji looked up at me with startled eyes like he just realized I had a nose or something,”what you looking at?” I snapped.

If they wanted to think I was a foul mouthed irritable druggie I might as well give them what they want, I am the pity-party queen. He huffed and said regally with his nose in the air, “with that attitude you don't deserve for me to be your secretary”. I just stared at him, my eloquent response of “huh?” earned me a grin and a piece of paper shoved up my nose. After much scrambling and snorting later, I pried the note free, glared my patented “eat-shit-and-die” glare at Seiji who calmly cocked a eye brow back at me in response.

As dignified as I could I opened the note and read:

 

Yusuke called, said to meet him and `the team' at Sunset park by the fountain whenever you wake up

 

~ They want me to start today?!!~I thought incredulously. I absentmindly thanked Seiji, and shuffled as quickly as my poor body would allow towards the bathroom and I slamed the door shut behind me. “You have got to be fucking kidding me” I growled crushing the note in one hand and pulled my shirt off with the other. They expect me to start right after all that crap from last night?? With all my cloths off I lookedat my naked bruised body, dying hurt and left marks. Cuts from the funky ass `shadow demons' covered my chest and arms and I had one on my right cheek, I also had a huge bruise right where the big fucker claws had delt the fatal blow. As I started the shower and steam filled the room I contemplated not going.....but that would piss off people who can blow shit up with their fingers. I laughed uncomfortably as I had a image of me frantically running down the street with men chasing me with freaky light swords, `Spirit Guns' and vines trying to hack and blow me to pieces. ~Guess I am going then~ I sighed as I stepped under the pounding stream of water.

 

 

 

Authors note: well chapter two done but I doupt anyone is reading this. Everyone else will be showing up in the next chapter I just kinda ran out of ideas at the moment and I wanted to get Arashi's family mentioned. Read and Review please, helps me feel less like I am talking into the void.