Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Midsummer Nights Dream: YuYu Hakusho Style ❯ Act 3, scene 1 ( Chapter 6 )

Scene 1

 

 

 

 

In the clearing were Keiko was sleeping Touya with a bottle of beer in hand lead his troupe to the clearing then shish said “Is everyone here”

“Yes I do believe that we are so let's start rehearsing” said Touya happily

“Touya” said Shishi seriously

“Yes Shish” said Touya with a sigh because he knew they would not start rehearsing till later.

“There are things in this play that will not be liked, forinstanstest When Pyramus draw his sword to kill himself, which will upset the ladies of the court” said Shishi

“He's right; it's not fair that women are wimps” said Yoko

“Well I say we just leave it out” Rinku matter of factly

“ No, No we can still have it we will write a prologue and say we will do no harm with are swords and say I'm not Pyramus but Shishiwakamaru the samurai” said Shishi

“Okay we can do that it will be in 8 beats the first line than 6 then next” said Touya

“No, make it 8 and 8”said Shishi

“Guys we have another problem” said Yoko

“Yes Yoko what would that be” said touya

“Won't they be scared of the lion” said Yoko “because if the ladies are scared of killing then they will probbely be scared of a lion” said Yoko

“I would scare me if I was a girl” said Rinku

“We will have to write another porlouge saying that Chuu is not a lion but a person” said Shishi

“Okay we can do two” said Touya “Now we have another problem how to bring moonlight into the room because Thisbe and Pyramus must meet by moonlight.”

“Will the moon be shining the night be shining the night were performing?” asked Yoko

“Someone get a calendar and see if the moon is shining the day we perform” said Shishi Touya looked though the calnder and said “Yes the moon will be shining the day we perform”

“We can open the window and let the moon shine thourgh the main hall when we perform” said Shish

“If that dosen't work we can have someone represent moonshine also we need a wall because the play says that the lovers talk to each other though a chink in the wall” said Touya happily because they were done with problems consering the play.

“We can't bring in a wall that would be impossible” said Yoko

“as Touya suggested someone represent a wall and hold his fingers like this” said shishi holding his index and middle fingers apart to create a chink.

“Yes, Yes we can do that now ever one sit down so we can rehearsh, now Shishi and Sasuka get up there and start saying your lines” said Touya

Shishi and Sasuka then got into place and started rehearsing. Just then an unexpected fairy came flying to were the players were unseen “Hello what is this?” said Jin then he saw them saying lines then Jin put two and two together “Oh a play I will be part of the audience and maybe an actor when given the chance” said Jin mischief (A/n Touya is now calling people by there charitors name)

“Speak Pyramus. Thisbe stand forward” said Touya

Shishi took his skirp and begain to read

“Thisbe, the flowers have odious sweet smells-” Shishi was then cut off by Touya correcting him.

“Odorous, Odorous”

then Shishi continued Odorous sweet smells So has your breath , my dearest Thisbe dear, but wait I hear a voice, stay hear while I go check it out” Shishi left off so Sasuka could say his lines “The weirdest Pyramus I have ever seen” said Jin to himself then he followed after Shishi to mischief on him.

“Um should I speck now?” asked Sasuka

“Yes, he has only gone to check out a noise he heard” said Touya

“Most radiant Pyramu, most lily-white of hue; of color like the red rose on triumphant bariar, most lively la, and also most lovely Jew; you faithful horse, that never seems to tire. I'll meet you Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.” Said Sasuka in a high girl voice

Now Touya was pissed because it was Ninus tomb and he said it all wrong

“What the fuck! it is Ninus tomb you fucking moron I'm dealing with god forsaken idiots, it's not that hard to say Ninus. Chuu give me my beer bottle. Chuu then handed Touya the bottle and he chugged it down in one gulp. “Now finish your line right” said Touya

“Oh, You faithful hoarse, that never seems to tire” said Sasuka fearfully

Then Shish retuned with the head of a donkey and everyone stared at him

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” yelled everyone

“Run away” yelled Touya

So Sasuka, Chuu and Rinku went one way and Touya and Yoko went the other way. Jin then came out laughing like a maniac and said “I'll follow you! I'll lead you around and around- through bog, through bush, though brake, through briar! Sometimes I'll be a horse, sometimes a hound, a hog, headless bear or else a fire! I will follow you around every turn and he went after sasuka, Chuu and Rinku.

`What the hell is this a joke to frighten me' thought Shish

Yoko then returned because he forgot the necklace he stole before they came out to the forest

“Oh Shish you look like an ass” he said “ I do not you're the one with the asses head” said Shishi and Yoko ran off. Then shish got to thinking then he thought `this is a trick to scare me, Oh I will prove them wrong I will sing' and shishi began to sing

“The black bird that's so black of hue with orange- tawny bill, the thrush that has a song so true, the wren with tin trill-” Now Keiko heard this and woke up since Yusuke bewitched her she fell instantly in love with him `What angel wakes me form my bed of flowers.' She thought Shishi continued to sing.

“The finch, the sparrow and the lark the two- note cuckoo gray whose song's a message all men mark, to which they daren't say nay”

`why the hell did I sing that' thought Shishi

“OH please sing a gain gental mortal, I loved the way you sing so please sing again” said Keiko plea fully Shishi then turned around to face Keiko

and saw how beautiful she look and when right to her.

“you are right my singing is beautiful milady, but then let's face it, reason and love don't go together much” said Shishi

“You are wise as you are beautiful” said Keiko

“I really don't think I am, but would you be so kind to show me the way out of these woods?” asked Shishi

“Out of this wood no you are going to remain here with me even if you want to or not. You see I'm a spirit of royalty, my fairy's will do your ever need whether it be a massage or combing your hair, I'll take away you mortal features and give you fairy wings” said Keiko “Susaku, Genkai, Karisu and Kuronue come here” yelled Keiko then four fairy's appeared

“Ready” said Susaku

“And me” said Genkia

“And me” said Karisu

“And me” said Kuronue

“Were the hell are we going” then all said

“ be kind to this man treat him like you do me and do his ever need” said Keiko

“Hail Mortal” said Susaku

“Hail” said Genkai

“Hail” said Karius

“Hail” said Kuronue

“Greetings” said Shish to Genkai “what is your name”

“Genkai” said Genkai

“Well we must get to know each other more” said Shishi “ your name my good sir?” He asked Susaku

“Susaku” said Susaku

“Well we should know each well enough” said Shish “Your guys name please” he asked Kuronue and Karius

“Kuronue” said Kuranue

“Karius” said Karius

“Splended” said Shishi

Keiko then took the fairys to the side and said “escort him to my arbor. Tie up his tongue and lead him silently” so the four fairy's put a spell on Shish's mouth so he couldn't talk and lead him to were Keiko said for them to go.