Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Midsummer Nights Dream: YuYu Hakusho Style ❯ Act 3, scene 2 ( Chapter 7 )

Scene 2

 

 

 

 

In another part of the forest Yusuke was thinking ` I wonder If keiko woke up yet I hope she is in love with an ugly beast' Then Jin came flying towards him “How now zany spirit. What mischief have you done tonight?” asked Yusuke

“Keiko is in love with a monster, well as I was wondering the forest I found these common working men as they met in her secret place, They were doing a play for Koenmas wedding day. The most arrogant of the lot went off stage after he said his lines and I put spell on him that made him have an asses head, and when I came back from casing the others around I noticed Keiko doting upon him” said Jin really fast

“God damn that's funny! so let me get this straight she is in love with a guy with a head of an ass's” laughed Yusuke so hard tears were coming out of his eyes.

“Yes” said Jin as he laughed to. Then Yusuke realized about Shizuru

“Oh Jin did you remember to enchant that young mans eyes so that he will fall in love with that women?” asked Yusuke

“Aye I have already done so” said Jin happily just then Kurama and Yukina entered out of the bushes

“Hide yourself Jin this is the man I meant” said Yusuke

“Oh crap” said Jin “That is the woman, but that's not the man” as he and Yusuke turn invisible.

“Oh Yukina why don't you love me, I can make all your dreams come true” said Kurama hoping that would get Yukina to love him

“Oh I just mad right now because if I fined out that my Kuwabara's dead because of you I'm going to drop kick your ass” said Yukina calmly

“That's how the victim looks stabbed though the heart by your curtly, and you being the murder to break this poor man's heart.” Said Kurama

“What the hell dose that have to do with my Kuwabara” yelled Yukina then she got an Idea “Oh good Kurama will you help me find him please” she begged.

“I would rather give his body to my hounds” said Kurama indintly

“You are a horrible person Kurama, you know I bet you did kill him, you are a snake Kurama a dirty snake” yelled Yukina with tears in her eyes

“Your anger is misplaced, for I do not know were Kuwabara is, nor is he dead for all I know” said Kuram calmly

“Please tell me he is alright then” begged Yukina

“Even If I could what would I get in return?” asked Kurama winking his eyes

“The privelge never to see me again” said Yukina and she stomped off mad.

“there is no use calming her down in that sort of mood, Oh well I'm tired I'm going to take a nap for a little bit” said Kurama tiredly and he found a soft spot of grass and went to sleep Yusuke then became visible again along with Jin who at the moment had a `Oh crap I mess up again' look on his face “What the fuck dude you put the love juices on some genuine Lover we must fix this” said Yusuke angrily

“I'm sorry I didn't mean to” whined Jin

“go search the woods for Shizuru of Tokyo and bring her here, and I don't care hove you do it charm her for all I care, now go wile I charm this mans eyes” said Yusuke

“Yes, yes right away Yusuke I will go find her” said Jin and he flew of in search of Shizuru. Yusuke then went up to Kurama and put the love spell on him and recited this

“flower with this purple dye strike with cupids accuracy

pierce the pupil of his eye

and make him fall in love with the beutifaul Shizuru”

 

Yusuke then waited for Jin to return with Shizuru. Then Jin returned

“Captain of are fairy army Shizuru will be here very shortly, and the youth mistook by me pleading that he loved may be. Shall we watch there performance? Lord, what fools these mortals be” said Jin with a laugh and they both went invisible when Kuwabara and Shizuru entered.

“Why do you think I love you mockingly? I have vowed my love for you and I never go back on a vow” said Kuwabara assuring

“What a Joke you are just messing with me, your vow is but a lie, your vow is meant for Yukina not me” said Shizuru as she ran tiring to get away from him, But Kuwabara ran in front of her and said “I didn't know what I was doing when I swore my love to her” said Kuwabara

“Nor do you now since you are giving her up” Said Shizuru

“Kurama loves her, and he dosen't love you” said Kuwabara matter of flatly. Then Kurama wakes up and then Kuwabara and Shizuru notice him for the first time. Kurama sees Shizuru and says “Oh Shizuru, my goddess, so perfect, so divine, for it is you I love said Kurama loving give Shizuru a kiss.

“Oh curtly oh tourcer, I'm I just for amusement wile you both play with my heart, I know you are planning to break my heart at the end of your game ,and I want know part in it” said Shizuru starting to tear up

“Kurama you are being unkind please don't be, you love Yukina, for I love Shizuru more than you” said Kuwabara

“Your wasting your time both of you” said Shizuru

“That's not true for I love you Shizuru” said Kuwabara grabbing her hands and looking into her eyes

“Move aside for I love her more than you Kuwabara” said Kurama as he pushed Kuwabara aside and took Shizuru's hands. Then Kurama saw Yukina come running up behind Kuwabara.

“look here comes your loved one now” said Kurama and Yukina reached Kuwabara and hugged him

“Oh Kuwabara I'm so glad I found you I was so worried” said Yukina Then she noticed then other two.

“What would make you leave my side?” asked Yukina

“When love dirve a man to go, why should he stay” said Kuwabara tiring to get away from her to go to Shizuru.

“Whose love could dire you from my side?” asked Yukina

“Why it is Shizuru who lights up the night, I left you because I hate you” said Kuwabara meanly

“You can't mean that Kuwabara” said Yukina nearly to tears

“Aha you are part of this game, you have gotten together with them to play this mean trick on me, I can't believe you Yukina remember when we were young and we would play together and when we would sew stuff, and when we would tell each other secrets, I just can't believe you are doing it” said Shizuru angrily

“Your passionate words amaze me, I'm not scorning you and yet it seems you are scorning me.” Said Yukina

“Haven't you set up Kuwabara to fallow me around and say I'm beautiful and that he loves me, and your other love Kurama to call me Goddess, divine and precious how could you do this for you know I love Kurama how could you make him play with my heart, I know you are doing this out of pity” said Shizuru sprightly

“I don't know what you mean by this” said Yukina

“Oh sure look serious; make faces behind my back, wink at each other, If you had any compassion or manners you wouldn't do this to me, So Goodbye to you all I hope you have a good laugh about this” said Shizuru as she begain to stomp off, but Kuwabara grabbed her and said “Please don't go Shizuru - listen to my reasons! My love, my life, my soul- beautiful Shizuru” Yukina then came up to Kuwabara and tired to get him off

“Oh, very Funny” said Shizuru sarcastically

“Please don't mocker like that Kuwabara” said Yukina

“If you can't see that she doesn't love you Kuwabara then I will have to show it to you” said Kurama incitingly

“You can't make me not love her, your thearts don't scare me” said Kuwabara to Kurama “Shizuru I love you: I swear apon my life I do: I swear by this very life I'd lose you to fight any man who says I don't love you.” Kurama turned to Shizuru and said “I love you more than he ever will.”

“Do you? Then prove it with your sword” said Kuwabara as he got his sword out

“All right then” said Kurama as he got his sword Yukina then grabbed Kuwabara and held him back so he could not hurt him

“Kuwabara don't do this” said Yukina

“Get off you leach” said Kuwabara struggling to escape

“Oh Yes! Pretend to get away. Act as if you would like to follow- but stay put. You coward” said Kurama with a smirk on his face and he went over to Shizuru to talk with her.

“Let go you vile object, take your hands off me or I will shake you off like a snake” said Kuwabara disgusted

“Why have you turned so nasty? Why the change my sweet love” said Yukina

“Your Love, never for I love Shizuru, now get off you swarthy savage and leave me be” said Kuwabara still struggling to get out of her hold.

“You're joking right?” asked Yukina hopefully

Shizuru was still confined that they were still tricking her and she said “Yes in deed, and so are you”

“Kurama my challenge still stands” yelled Kuwabara

“Look at you, you can't even get out of Yukinas grasp, you can't be trusted” said Kurama

“What! Do you want me to hurt her, strike her, or kill her dead? Although I hate her, I can't harm her like that” said Kuwabara

“This is the greatest harm you could ever do me. Are you no Kuwabara? I'm I not Yukina, I'm I not as beautiful as I have ever been, you loved me before this night began, yet you left me during it, How could you do this to me” cried Yukina

“I never want to see you again Yukina, so abandon all hope of getting back with me for I hate you and love Shizuru” said Kuwabara meanly

“No!” exclaimed Yukina she was on the brink of tears, then she got angery and turned to Shizuru “You bitch! How dare you steal my love underneath my nose, have you no shame you whore” she spat

“Oh that's rich, Have you no modesty, poking at my gentle tongue with your rough answers, well at least I'm not a shrimp” said Shizuru

“WHAT! Now you will compare our higets just because she is taller then me means nothing, I bet that's how you got Kuwabara to love you, well I know that my nails can scratch your eyes” yelled Yukina and she lunged for Shizuru, but Kuwabara and Kurama step in front of her just in time, Then Shizuru began to get scared.

“Oh please save me from her, even though you mock me, don't let her hurt me for I'm a cowardly female, though you probley think I'm her mach because she is smaller then me” she said Yukina then increased her struggling and yelled

“Smaller? Did you hear that again”

“Good Yukina, don't be bitter with me, I always liked you, always kept your sececrts, never done you wrong except love Kurama, but I did tell Kurama that you went into these woods, and he went to find to and I followed him. He scolded me, and threaten to spurn me, strike me- even kill me, but now I will go way back to Tokyo never to bother you again” said Shizuru and she began to walk off, but stopped.

“Well get going what is stopping you” spat Yukina

“A foolish heart that I'm leaving here” said Shizuru

“With who, Kuwabara?” said Yukina Angrily

“With Kurama” said Shizuru with sadness

“Don't be afraid Shizuru, she will not hurt you” said Kuwabara

“No she won't” said Kurama

“Oh when she is angry, she is sharp tongued and Malicious, She was a vixen when we went to school always flirting with the boys. Though she is little she is fierce.

“Little again? Nothing but “small” and “little”, Oh why do you let her insult me so, Oh let me at her” said Yukina as she lunged at her, but she was still held by Kuwabara and Kurama

“Get gone you dwarf, you midget made of tangle- weed! You acorn” spat Kuwabara Yukina just stared at him. Kurama then turned to Kuwabara

“Don't speck so meanly to her for she did have you restrained, when you made that changen” said Kurama mockingly

“Well she is not restraining me now, my chaleng still stands, follow me if you dare and we will see who gets Shizurus love” said Kuwabara

“Follow? No- I will follow you by your side “ said Kurama and the two men left with there hands on there swords.

“You Madam this is all because of you” yelled Yukina and Shizuru begain to back away from her “don't you dare run away from me” spat Yukina

“No, I can't trust you, and I can't stay in your cursed company, your hands are quicker for a fight, but my legs are longer to run away” said Shizuru and she ran off leaving Yukina behind.

“I'm astonished. I don't know what to say, except Get back here you love stealing bitch” Yelled Yukina and she ran after her

Yusuke then came into view with a really red face, because he was mad that Jin put the flower on the wrong man and wrecked up Yukina's love with Kuwabara.

“What the hell did you do?! This is your fault, either you mistake” yelled Yusuke then he thought for a second and got even angry “Or this is your own doing” Jin flinched at this and begged “Oh forgive me Yusuke did you not say I would know the man be the garments he had on, so I did as I was told anointed his eyes; And I'm glad it turned out this way, there fighting is entertaining.” Said Jin with a smile. Yusuke gave him a look of `Why the hell did I hire you' then he spoke

“As you can see those to men are going to fight, there fore you will go fowred and cover this woods in fog, and make them lose each other then you will speak in there voices. Sometimes Kuwabara calling Kurama a pussy, and other times Kurama saying Kuwabara is a coward keep them apart till they get too tired to go on.” Said Yusuke thinking this carefully then he tossed Jin a Phial “Take this heab and put this on Kuwabara's eyes this will make him fall in love with Yukina again, for now I must go to my queen and beg for that Changleng boy, Once I get him I'll set her free from that spell that binds her to that monster, and all will be at peace” said Yusuke

“Yes my lord this will be done qukily for it is almost morning and by then we must to fairy world” said Jin

“We will be fine for I have flirted with the goddess Of sunrise and have walked thought the forest like any woods person” said Yusuke as if it were no big deal “But be quick and have this done by daybreak” he said warningly and he left to find Kieko.

Jin then begain to cant

“Up and down Up and down

I will lead them up and down

I'm feared in field and town

Goblin, lead them up and down”

“Look here comes one” said Jin out loud then Kuwabara came running in looking for Kurama

“Kurama were are you smart ass, I have my sword drawn and ready, where are you” asked Kuwabara Now Jin did a spell to make his voice sound like Kuramas

“Over here pussy, with my sword drawn and ready, where are you” said Jin in a `I wanna fight way'

“I'll be with you right away” said Kuwabara and he ran in search of him.

“Follow me then to flatter ground” said Jin still in Kurama's voice. Kuwabara left then came Kurama

“Kuwabara were are you, did you run away, you coward” sneered Kurama

Then Jin in Kuwabara's voice “Me a coward, I'm afraid you are mistaken for you are the coward, you just keep bragging to the stars, well then come at me little boy, pansy, come and get me” said Jin Then Jin lead Kurama feather away in a large circle. Then Kuwabara came back to the same spot because he went in a circle

` he is always ahead of me, and continues to dare me on, and when I follow he is gone, I just can't find him on this bumpy ground, I'm beat I going to sleep' tought Kuwabara and he fell asleep.

Then Jin and Kurama entered (the same clearing I might add)

“Why don't you come coward” said Jin in Kuwabara's voice

“Wait for me if you dare, I know very well you are running ahead of me, Where are you.” Said Kurama

“This way I'm hear” said Jin (still in Kuwabara's voice) Kurama just stayed were he was and did not move.

`I know you mocking me, I will fight you in daylight, I shall rest now so I have strength to fight you' he thought and he lied down to sleep a paces away from Kuwabara. Shizuru then entered looking dead beat tired.

“Oh what a night, When will it be morning, I'm going to sleep right here” she said pointing to a spot next to Kurama by his head, and she lay down and went to sleep.

`1,2,3 Oh good I'm nearly finished now were is the last one now were is she, Oh here she comes' thought Jin as Yukina came

“I've never felt so sad, I can't go any farther then hear I will rest hear and god please let Kuwabara be safe” said Yukina and she lay down next to Kuwabara. (A/N none of them know there next to each other) Jin then came next to Kuwabara and chanted the reverse spell

“On the ground sleep sound.

I'll apply

To your eye

Gentle lovers remedy.”

He then put the stuff from the phiel on Kuwabara's eyelids.

“When you wake

You'll take

True delight

In your former lady's eye.

And the country proverb known

That ever man should take his own, in your waking shall be shown.

Jack shall have Jill, not shall go ill” Jin finshed the chant and whispered “The man shall have his girl back again, and all will be well” and he left to let the lovers lie sleeping on the ground