Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Yu Yu Christmas ❯ Snowmen! ^^ ( Chapter 1 )

Yay, I finally started that YYH Christmas fan fiction I've been waiting to do! Only problem is that it's called `A Very Poltergeist Christmas'! -.-;; Oh well, I can always change it later I suppose.

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or Christmas, but I'm working on it! Just as my hero, the Grinch tried! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *cough cough*

It was Christmas Eve and the yu yu gang was at Yusuke's house, yes, even Hiei.

Yusuke: So, uh… wadda'ya wanna do?

Boton: I know, let's sing Christmas Charles! ^^

Hiei: Sing?!

Kurama: Why not, it sounds like fun.

Kuwabara: Ooh, let's sing `The 12 Days of Christmas'!

Boton, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama Start to Sing: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me-

Kuwabara: 12 hopping midgets!

Hiei: *gives Kuwabara a death glare and says calmly* 11 headless Kuwabara's.

Kuwabara: 10 stupid dwarfs!

Hiei: 9 gigantic oafs!

Kuwabara: 8-

Boton: -Maybe singing wasn't such a good idea!

Kurama: So what do we do then?

All: ………………………

Kuwabara: I'm hungry.

Hiei's POV: Do not kill the ningen, do not kill the ningen, DO NOT KILL THE NINGEN!!!!

Yusuke: Sooooo… this is awkward… *doorbell rings* *Yusuke answers and Keiko, Yukina and Koenma walk in*

Kuwabara: Norm!

Hiei: What the fuck?!

Kurama: Kuwabara, have you been watching cheers again?

Keiko: Hello Yusuke, would you like an ugly little hotdog? *holds up tray with little hotdogs on it*

Yusuke: Umm, I think I'll pass… *crash sound outside of window* What was that? *sticks head out window* *sees Kuronue*

Kuronue: Did NBC send you?!

Kurama: What is it, Yusuke?

Yusuke: It's that bat guy again.

Kurama: *sticks head out window* Kuronue, what are you doing here?!

Kuronue: I smell ugly little hotdogs!

Kurama: Are you drunk again?

Kuronue: *flattered smile* Oh, so you noticed! ^^

Kurama: Get in here before somebody sees you!

Kuronue: Wizard, you don't have enough money to buy me and my monkey! *jumps through window*

Koenma: And he is…

Kurama: This is Kuronue, an old friend of mine.

Kuronue: ssssssssspoootsssssssss…

Kurama: Kuronue, this is Keiko, Yukina and Koenma and you remember Hiei, Kuwabara, Yusuke and Boton.

Kuronue: The evil Internet people must die!

All Except Kuronue: -.-;;

Kurama: Yah, Kuronue's a little drunk at the moment.

Yusuke: Again?!

Kuronue: *grabs Yukina's wrist* Look, I captured a wee little girl!

Hiei: *punches Kuronue*

Kuronue: Ow, shit! What the f-

Boton: I know, let's go outside and, umm… make snowmen!

Hiei and Kuronue: ??? Snow-men… o-kay…

Keiko: That sound like a great idea Boton! ^^

Yusuke: *to Kuwabara* Yah, just like that great idea about singing!

Boton: Huh, did you say something Yusuke?

Yusuke: O.O Nothing, nothing at all!

Outside:

Hiei: *is sitting up in tree*

Kurama: Come down and join the fun Hiei.

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: Oh come on, you're no fun!

Hiei: *sarcastically* No kidding?!

Kurama: *makes snowball and throws up at Hiei hitting him*

Hiei: What the fuck that's fucking cold Kurama! *jumps down and chases Kurama*

Kurama: O.O;;

Meanwhile:

Kuronue: So this is a "snowman"? *is looking at Boton's snowman* It looks an awful lot like Kurama.

Boton: *blushes* Heh heh. Now why would you say that?

Yusuke: You know, I think Kuronue's right, it does look like Kurama!

Boton: Now that's just silly!

Kuwabara: … Looks more like Yusuke to me…

Boton: ^^ Yep!

Yusuke: O.O;;

Mean-Meanwhile:

Hiei: I'm going to get you baka kitsune! I'll teach you not to throw a snowball at me! *is still running after Kurama*

Kurama: Gomen, I was only trying to get you down! *is still running too*

Hiei: Well you sure chose the wrong way! *blurs out of vision and appears in front of Kurama*

Kurama: *runs into Hiei knocking them both down* *gets up quickly, blushing*

Hiei: *gets up too*

Kurama: Gomen Hiei!

Hiei: Oh well. *pulls out katana* At least I'm within striking range now!

Kurama: O.O;;

One chapter done. Hope I can finish the whole thing by Christmas! >.<;;

I'm not sure if I wanna make it yaoi or not though, but I sure left it open if I decide to! ^^ Tell me if you think I should though, k? I think I'm gonna put in a Truth or Dare part in the next chapter! ^^

Now, go review and tell me what to do!