Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Yu Yu Christmas ❯ Can We Just Start the Damn Game Already?! ( Chapter 2 )

Quote of the day *looks outside* erm, I mean night: In space no one can hear you scream, except for the space men.

-.-;; I watch to much X-play…

Okay, here's the deal `bout the yaoi/none yaoi thing, it's pretty much tied… If you count me… and I'm just assuming what my friend's answer would be, she hasn't read it yet! T-T Well… I suppose it'll be undecided for now, but if it's still tied by the time I decide to write the next chapter I'm gonna decide myself!

Any who, I suppose I should get onto the story, *sarcastically* so I don't waist too much of your time.

Disclaimer: I OWN A COMPUTER!!!! Except it wont be set up `till Christmas!!!! ToT

Kurama: *runs into Hiei knocking them both down* *gets up quickly, blushing*

Hiei: *gets up too*

Kurama: Gomen Hiei!

Hiei: Oh well. *pulls out katana* At least I'm within striking range now!

Kurama: O.O;;

Keiko, Koenma and Yukina walk up.

Hiei: *quickly puts katana away* *cheesy smile*

Keiko: There you guys are, we made hot chocolate.

Hiei: …

Keiko: It's a drink.

Hiei: …

Keiko: A chocolate drink.

Hiei: …

Keiko: That is hot.

Hiei: … O-kay…

Inside (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN):

They all sat down by a coffee table (nine people sitting by a coffee table… must be a big table and where did they get all the chairs?) where nine mugs of hot chocolate were randomly placed. They all took a mug, Hiei and Kuronue looking very curios. They stared at it as if it were to attack at any moment.

Koenma: What now?

All: …………………………

Kuwabara: I know! Why don't we play a game of truth or dare?!

Hiei: You mean that stupid ningen game that people put in fan fictions when they don't know what else to do?

Boton: Now you're starting to get it! ^^

Hiei: -__-;; Yeah, right…

Boton: Great, I'll go first! ^^

Kuwabara: No I wanna go first!

Koenma: Well I wanna go first and I'm the ruler of Spirit World so I outrank you!

Yusuke: So what, we're in Ningenkai so what does that have to do with anything?! And besides, I'm going first, it is my house!

Boton, Kuwabara, Koenma and Yusuke: *death glares at each other*

Kurama: Why don't we just vote on it?

Boton, Kuwabara, Koenma and Yusuke: Vote… How the hell are we gonna vote?!

Kurama: Well, we write down who we think should go on small pieces of paper, and we can't choose ourselves, fold the paper up and stick them in a hat and we'll tally up the names and whoever has the most votes will go first! ^^

Hiei: Seems like a lot of work for a stupid game.

Koenma: And who can we trust to tally the votes up? *all look at Kurama, Keiko and Yukina*

Boton: Now, who to choose…

Hiei: I don't trust that Keiko.

Kuwabara: Come to think of it, neither do I, let Yukina do it! ^^

Yusuke: Hey, no way, let Keiko do it!

Kuwabara: Yukina!

Yusuke: Keiko!

Kuwabara: Yukina!

Yusuke: Keiko!

Kuwabara: Yu-

Kurama: Hey, what about me?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Stay outta this!

Kurama: O.O *sarcastically* Sorry I asked!

Keiko: Hey, what about us?! Don't we have a say in this?!

Yukina: Yes, if you are going to fight about it, why don't you just let Kurama do it?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *glare at each other* Fine!

Moments Later:

Kurama: Hmm, lets see, we have:

Boton: zero

Yukina: one

Kuwabara: zero

Me: Oh, I got two

Kuronue: three

Koenma: one

Hiei: one

Yusuke: zero and

Keiko: zero

Looks like Kuronue got the most votes! ^^

Kuwabara: I got 0?! Even the midget got one and I got zero! Yukina didn't even vote for me!

Hiei: *thinking* Thank God! *out loud* Obviously no one seems to like you! *smirks*

Kuwabara: Shut up midget!

Kuronue: Cool, I get to go first! … Umm, Kurama, what exactly do you do in this game?

Kurama: Well, it's quite simple. On the person's turn they choose someone and give him or her a choice between truth or dare. If they choose truth the person whose turn it is asks them a question and they must answer it truthfully. If they choose dare the person whose turn it is will give them a dare which they must do. If they refuse to do the dare or give a false answer they have to pay the consequence.

Kuronue: Which is…

Kurama: That's up to the person whose turn it is.

Kuronue: Okay… I suppose I'll choose Boton, uh, truth or dare?

Boton: Dare!

Kuronue: Umm, I dare you to go outside and lick a light pole!

Boton: *thinking* I suppose that isn't so bad…

Outside:

Boton: *licks light pose* Oo Helf, I'mf fuck!

Yukina: Boton!

Koenma: I think she means to say: Help, I'm stuck…

All Except Boton: -.-;;

^^ Poor Boton! Oh well, I never really liked her anyway, if yah have any ideas on Truth or Dare just put'em in your review! Oh, and I still need to know to make it yaoi or nonyaoi!

Anywho, go review now people! At least I hope you're people… The only other explanation is that you're a demon or something… never mind! ^.^;;