Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ Gah! I'm Late! ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Yes, I am back! Yes! I appear in this chapter as ??? from the last chapter. Did you figure it out? I thought it would be a nice plot twist. Oh yes, I have now appointed a dude for disclaimer. So get out here Bob!

Bob: Roses are red, violets are blue, Megz owns nothing, so please don't sue. Yet another crazy poem she made up when she was bored.

Yes, I write poems! Lame ones but nonetheless poems. Okay, bye-bye Bob! -Bob is poofed away-

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//the next day, you woke up really late unaware of what happened earlier. Since you still had to go to training and you had no clue where Genki's was, you went with Melissa//

Melissa: Why did you wake up so late?

You: Alarm clock didn't go off. Stupid clock.

Melissa: Oh, well you should try to pay attention to where we are going so you can get here on your own.

//at Genki's temple//

Kurama: Hmm, they should be here by now.

Me: Who? Melissa?

Kurama: Melissa and her sister. Speak of the devil, here they are.

Melissa: Hey guys! How are you doing?

Me: Fine. Who's that girl?

Melissa: My little sister. Nat found it necessary to get her trained so she can fight demons and stuff.

Me: Oh, we're having a tournament today. We have to fight against each other.

Melissa: What are the rules? Who against whom?

Kurama: We have yet to decide the pairings, but the rules are simple. You can't use swords, whips, deadly plants, etc.

Me: Do chopsticks count as a banned item?

You: Why does it matter?

Me: Do you have any idea how much damage a spirit-powered chopstick can do?

You: Do I want to know?

Me: No you don't. Is it banned or not?

Kurama: No. Using "Butterfly Chopsticks" isn't allowed. And no, you can't use "power suck" techniques either.

Me: Damn. How about-

Kurama: Okay, let's just say that you have to use your body only. No spirit attacks, no power sucking, and no chopsticks.

Me: Damn. I don't like fighting like that. Why can't you use that stuff?

Kurama: Because when you use those techniques like that, you tend to seriously injure people. I don't think you want to use your healing powers just yet.

Me: Fine then, I won't use those items. Can we choose fighters now?

Melissa: Out of what?

Me: This of course! -A hat and papers magically appear-

Kurama: Must you always do that?

Me: Do what? Oh, you mean this! -A backpack and a bag of chopsticks magically appear-

Kurama: Yes, that. You tend to use your psychic powers way too much.

Me: Hey, I like using my psychic powers. Now choose people! -Everyone chooses a slip of paper-

You: What?! No way in four lifetimes will I fight ______!

Do you get Kurama? Go to Chapter 7

Do you get Melissa? Go to Chapter 8

Do you get me? Go to Chapter 9

Do you get Hiei? Go to Chapter 10

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Yes! More cliffhangers. Can you tell that I like doing this? Who will you fight? Am I being annoying yet? Will you ever find out who Sellie is? Will there be more fluff? Do you really want to know that badly? If you do click the button and give me a review so that I have motivation to write!

-Hyper Megz