Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ Wha? I'm Up So Early... ( Chapter 6 )

//the next day, you woke up bright and early to go to Genki's to train. As soon as you wake up you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go down and answer it. When you open the door, you see a girl that's slightly taller than Hiei. She is wearing denim shorts and an olive-brown tunic with a tank-top underneath. She is kinda surprised that you answered the door//

You: What do you want?

Me: I'm here because Hiei decided to not be in his tree today. He's supposed to be there.

You: And you are?

Me: His girlfriend. Can you go get him? He's here. He isn't masking his energy well.

You: Repeat what you just said.

Me: I'm-Hiei's-girlfriend. Can-you-go-get-him-please?

You: Hold on a second. Did you just say that you are Hiei's girlfriend?

Me: Yes, are you really that dense? I said it twice now.

You: Stay here a second. -Yells for Hiei- Hiei, do you know this girl?

Hiei: Hey Megz. Are you ready?

Me: Duh. This lady is so dense that she kept me here for two minuets trying to figure out if I was lying or not and if you don't hurry we're going to be late.

Hiei: Hold for one second, I have to go get my cloak.

You: Where are you guys going?

Hiei &Me: None of your business.

You: Sorry I asked. -At this point, Hiei & I have been gone for a while-

Kurama: Ready to go?

You: Huh? Oh yes.

Kurama: Good. Hiei has already left. -And then you two start walking-

//at Genki's temple//

Hiei: Sheesh, Kurama and his chick are late.

Me: You mean that girl that was kinda dense?

Hiei: Yes, that's _______. She's Kurama's girlfriend.

Me: Why the heck would Kurama-chan pick such a weak girl?

Hiei: Beats me. -At this point, you and Kurama walk into Genki's temple-

Me: Heylo, person. Kurama-chan.

Kurama: Hey Saylee & Megz. Hiei.

You: Why did you just say three names?

Kurama: Because there are three people.

You: I only see two.

Kurama: That young lady there is two separate entities. She is both Saylee and Megz. Saylee is Megz yami.

You: Oh, I see. She's that girl that came to the house looking for Hiei.

Me: Heylo _________. I see you are here to train too. Have you ever been here before or is Kurama just training you?

You: I'm training with Kurama and my sister. Is Melissa here yet?

Hiei: Hn. Melissa doesn't get here till like ten. If you haven't noticed it's only seven.

//time gap: to Ten//

Melissa: Hey guys! Um… what's happening today?

Me: Tournament. We have to fight against each other.

Melissa: Who against who? What are the rules?

Kurama: We have yet to decide the pairings, but the rules are simple. You can't use swords, whips, deadly plants, etc.

Me: Do chopsticks count as one of those banned items?

Melissa: Why does it matter?

Me: Do you know how much damage spirit-powered chopsticks can do?

Melissa: Do I want to know?

Me: No you don't. Is it allowed or not?

Kurama: No. Using "Butterfly Chopsticks" is not allowed. And no, you can't use "power suck" techniques either.

Me: Damn. How about-

Kurama: Okay, let's just say you have to use your fists only. No spirit attacks, no power sucking, and no chopsticks.

Me: Damn. I don't like fighting like that. Why can't you use that stuff?

Kurama: Because when YOU use attacks like that you tend to seriously injure people. I don't think you want to use your healing powers just yet.

Me: Fine then. I won't use those items. Can we choose fighters now?

Melissa: Out of what?

Me: This of course! -A hat and paper magically appear-

Kurama: Why must you always do that?

Me: Do what? Oh, you mean this! -A backpack and a bag of chopsticks appear magically-

Kurama: Yes, that. You tend to use your psychic powers way too much.

Me: Hey, I like using my psychic powers. Now choose people! -everyone chooses a slip of paper-

You: What?! No way in four lifetimes will I fight _____!

Do you get Kurama? Go to Chapter 7

Do you get Melissa? Go to Chapter 8

Do you get me? Go to Chapter 9

Do you get Hiei? Go to Chapter 10

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