Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Accounts of Yu Yu Hakusho ❯ Logs ( Chapter 1 )

Accounts of Yu Yu Hakusho

Kuwabara-

Kuwabara- Of all the characters I end up as the ugly one, even when I am the one with the biggest heart.

Hiei- You mean the biggest perverted heart

Kuwabara- Not true!

Hiei- Bull shit I saw the way you stared at Yukina.

Kuwabara- >__< Why are you jeoulus?

Kuwabara is knocked on the head by Hiei's fist.

Kurama- I feel pretty, Oh so pretty...

Hiei- What the hell?

Kurama- What? I'm just telling it as it is. I am the one how ever with the long red hair, beautiful eyes and wonderful voice.

Hiei- You a fox!

Kurama- A very sexy, manly fox.

Hiei- What are you talking about? What kinda man carries a rose in his hair?

Cat and the Yu Yu Hakusho team are stuck in the middle of the sea on a yellow raft.

Yusuke- How long has it been?

Cat- Five seconds. The trip started five seconds ago.

Touya- Damn! I'm bored

Hiei- Shut up complainer

And so the trip raged on. The group is famished and tired.

Jin- I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes, boom boom boom. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes, boom boom boom. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes, boom boom boom I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes, boom boom boom. I know a song tha...

Hiei knocks Jin in the head with the hilt of his sword.

Kuwabara- Are we there yet?

Kurama- No

Kuwabara (yet again) -Are we there yet

Kurama- No

Kuwabara- How about now?

Kurama- >__< NO!

Days have past. The crew is weary and delusional.

Touya- Ice Ice baby, Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice baby too cold too cold.

Yusuke- I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and round thang in your face you get sprung!

Kurama- You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Kuabara- Ladies and gentle man this is mombo numba five,. 1,2,3,4,5 every body in the council come on and drive to the licor store on the corner of the street say we want some jinni jucce but I really don't want ta.

Jin- I'm so Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh always alone, I'm so Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii never to slone.

Everybody lookes at Hiei and Cat. They excange looks and Hiei shrugs. He throws off his cape and swings it around. -It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off al your clothes.

Kuwabara- I am getting so hot I'm gonna take my cloths off

OO Everybody throws the striping Kuwabara off the raft, and then turns to Cat.

Cat- Umm, er....... Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom mushroom

Everybody - Ice Ice baby too cold, too cold, Big butts and we can not lie you other brothers cant deny, because you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel of mombo numba five, when we are hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as soon as it is getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes ,exept Kuwabara! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom mushroom.

Hiei- what the hell are you doing?

Cat- What does it look like I am doing?

Hiei- It looks like you are having a seizer, while trying to dance

Cat- don't make fun of the way I eat!!!!

Hieis log- Day one hundered

Damn this thing it ichy. I don't remember why I had this stupid Jagon eye put in the first place. Even Yusuke said it him self. It looks like a big fat purple pimple. Hey, there is a big fat bug on my foot. Maybe if I poke it, it will twitch. Oh yeah, you might want to go back a ways.

Day one

Well here I am with this red haired fox thingy trying to steal an ugly sword, a mirror, and a glowing ball. And we are being pursued by a sixteen year old, who was sent down by a talking baby. Is this really as low as I can get?

Day twenty-one

Okay, now I was sent to this castle, with Kurama to help two teens in there struggle to kill four beast that have never left their castle, What fun.

Day twenty-one afternoon

Trying hard not to laugh at Yusukes ugly friend, but I feel a giggle sliping. Oh my god this guy is revolting

Day twenty-one still after noon

What kinda name is that? Gate of Betrayal? I mean really. It is not a gate, nor is it considered betrayal when leaving your team to die under a large square of rock... Or at least I don't think it is

Day twenty-two

Saved the team from the block of disloyalty, or something like that. I am now facing off a really ugly blue dragon thing. Is there a booger hanging out from his nose? Ewwwww!!!

Day twenty-two, a couple minutes later

What part of FIRE DEMON does this dragon guy not understand. He can't freeze my arms or legs with a simple coat of ice. Jees this guy is stupid.

Day thirty five

First, the hot water is gone and my shower is cold, then, I squirt orange juice in my eye, and now I find out that my sister is taken by a mutated human, thing, guy. Damn today is not my day. Aww shit! And now I have a paper cut.

Cat- so who wants to go to a carnival?

Everyone- We do!

Everyvody piles into the car and goes to the carnival.

Ticket man- How many?

Cat- Eight

Ticket man- Including the child?

Yusuke- What child?

The ticket man points at Hiei. -That child

Hieis face turns red. - I am not a child!

Ticket man- What ever you say little boy

Hiei reaches for his sword but is smacked by Kurama. They all walk into the lot.

Jin- Lets go on the rollercoaster first!

Everybody agrees and runs over to the ride. They all wait in line and walk through the gate.

Ride runner- Hold on there

He moves his arm in front of Hiei. He leads the demon to a clown picture with his hand up.

Ride runner- Sorry little boy you are too small for this ride.

Yusuke- Hey Hiei, you can go on the little happytown train.

Hiei snorts and walks over to the baby ride.

Acouple hours later, the gang meets up at the fod market. They all turn to see Hiei on the ground in the beetle potition rocking back and forth. They all run over to the dazed fire demon.

Cat- Hiei? What hjappened?

Hiei (While rocking back and forth.)- To much laughter, so much happiness, so-so-so much bright COLORS!!!!! The horror! The horror.

At Genkais temple...

The group- Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go! Yeah!

Hiei tips back and shows his toung while slamming down a shot glass

Cat- Damn Hiei. You downed fifteen shots of Vodka! Ten shots of tequila, and seven of Jin.

Hiei smiled dizzily and fell back laughing. -I see the moon and the moon sees me! Two chickens stand alone, feathers glistening!

Yusuke- Lets see who can down the most shots.

Jin- How?

Cat- We will go around in a circle and drink a shot of vodka. We will keep on going until there is one left.

Kurama- Lets do it! You in Hiei?

Hiei- You, urp, better believe it!

Touya- I'll start!

And so the game went on. Touya started, then Hiei, Cat, Jin, Kurama, Yusuke, and then Kuwabara. They went ten times. After two hours of the game...

Jin- And they were singing...

Group- Bye, bye miss American pie. Drove my cheve to the levee but the levee dry. And the good'o boys were drinking whisky and rye, singing this will be the day that I die. This will be the day that I die.

Touya- Cause I'm, urp, leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again, All I knows I'll never let you goooooooooooooo.

Everyone- So kiss me and smile for me. Tell me that you'll wait for me. Lord I wish I never had to goooooooooooooo.

At this point everybody is drunk as hell, with arms over eachothers necks, swinging ack and forth.

Yusuke- Sing us a song you're the piano man. Sing up a song tonight. Cause were all in the mood. For a melody. You've got us feelin alright. Singing la,didada, dida la, la la dida daaaaaa daa.

Kurama- Blue jean baby, Early lady, seems just for the band. Pretty eyes, Pirates smile. You marry a music man. Ballerina, you must've seen her, dancing in the sand. And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand.

Jin- Jesus freaks out in the streets, handin tickets out for god. Turning back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.

Hiei- Can of mine, she makes the stand. In the auditorium. Looking on. She sings the song. The word she knows did she hung

Cat- Oh how is feels so real, lien here with no one near only you, and you can't hear me and I say softly, slowly...

Everyone- Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me me down and she splendid. How it feels today...

Hold me closer tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down and she so splendid. And how it feels today, to say....

Kuwabara- Dun dun dun dun. Ch ch dun dun ch ch dun dun, Can't touch this.

SMACK!!! -Kuwabara! You messed up the moment!!!!- Cat knocks Kuwabara in the head with a Vodka bottle.

Jin- No what? Urp

Touya- Lets go ding-dong ditching!!!

Everbody nods in agreement and leaves the uncontious Kuwabara on the floor.