Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Accounts of Yu Yu Hakusho ❯ Hiei fun ( Chapter 2 )

The gang is getting ready to order new round of drinks and the drunken Hiei decides to take the order.

Hiei- Yusuke gets Bud, Kuwabara gets chocolate mil... chocolate milk?

Kuwabara- Hey Hiei, it's the drink of the gods.

Hiei- you gottin be kidin me.

Kuwabara- oh just shut get me MY milk.

Hiei- fine, I get Tequila, Touya gets vodka, and who wanted the Jin?

Jin- I want the Jin

Hiei- I'm sorry who wants the Jin?

Jin- Jin wants the Jin!!!

Hiei- Jin goes to Jin, what the hell?

Jin- Damn it Hiei! Jin wants the Jin! Are you daft?

Hiei- Jin?

Jin- Jin

Hiei-Jin?

Jin- Jin wants the Jin! Jin wants the Jin

Hiei- Okay so Jin wants the Jin. And Suiichi...

Kurama- wants a martini

Hiei- don't chicks drink that? Hold on Suiichi? Kurama, you have a girls name!

Kurama- Don't start it Hiei....

Hiei- I should have seen it from the start. Long red hair, large green eyes. Even to the name Yoko is a girls. Oh my god!!! Kurama you're a fuckin girl.

Kurama while standing up grabing his rose. - Hiei I'm warning you.

Hiei while pointing at Kurama -See even his weapon is a rose

Kurama blushes madly and drops his rose.

Kuwabara- Shorties right. Kurama is a girl.

Jin- Kurama your not going to take that are you? Kurama you have to fight like a man.

Kurama nods and turns to the laughing fire demon. He lifts his leg and snaps it forward.

SMACK!

Hiei while dropping to the ground. (Writers note: Sorry Hiei)- Holy shit!!!!!

Jin- Hiei was right you are a girl.

Kurama- What do you mean I fought like a man!

Touya- No... only girls kick guys in the nuts.

THE NEXT MORNING

Hiei while groaning and grabbing his lower regions- Aw what happened last night? Did I get laid?

Touya- Kurama is what happened

Hiei- Oh my god did I fuck Kurama!!!???

Jin- Oh god no, I would have taped it

Everybody stared appalled at Jin.

Jin- oh crap for crap, I didn't mean it like that. I meant for black mail.

Hiei- Then what the hell happened?

Touya shrugs -Kurama kicked you in the balls

Hiei turns angrily to the sleeping Kitsune. He snaps out his sword but then pops it back. He smirks and turns to Touya.

Hiei- Oh Touya

Touya- It wasn't me!!! It was Jin I swear. What do mean freezing Kuwabara's balls, then hanging him up on the flag pole, drunk singing row row row your boat, in the middle of the anti Kuwabara ledge, letting them throw mice, with Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuramas smirking faces on them in front of live Television... I was drunk I swear.

Everybody stares at the twitching Touya confused.

Kuwabara- What was that?

Touya- You'll find out (Whispering) on channel nine news at seven.

Hiei- Pay attention. Touya do you have make up of any kind?

Touya stepping back appalled, while twitching- No why would I have make up? (Muttering) Except to put on Kuwabara in front of the world.

Jin smacks Touya. -Gama left some of his makeup that won't come off for two weeks. Why do you ask?

Hiei while rubbing his hands together evilly.

LATER THAT MORNING

Kurama- Hiei!!!

The rest of the gang walks in followed by a snickering fire demon.

Yusuke- what the hell happened to you Kurama?

Kurama snorted and ran his fingers over his face. -Hiei is what occurred!!!

Hiei (Sarcastically) - Oh Kurama, I would never do something so cruel

Kurama while standing up- Oh I'll bet

Touya and Jin come waltzing into the room.

Touya- Whats up?

Kurama squints his eyes- This makeup seems familiar... Touya? Jin? This wouldn't happen to be Gamas now would it?

Jin- er, umm, do what now?