Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Accounts of Yu Yu Hakusho ❯ more ( Chapter 3 )

Hiei- Kuwabara!!!!!!!!!!

Kuwabara (Walking in the room rubbing his ears)- What is it now shrimp?

Hiei- You used my tooth brush to clean the bathroom! >-<

Kuwabara- Well it's clean isn't it?

Hiei- Damn it! I'll- I'll... er... I shall destroy you with.... (He whips out a kiwi) The Kiwi of DOOOOOOOOOM (He starts poking Kuwabara with the kiwi.

Kuwabara- Ya know Hiei, theirs a reason they don't let children get drunk!

Hiei- ^-^ Ninety eight billion, seven hundred thousand, twenty two bottles of beer on the wall!

(Five hours later... Well give or take how many times Hiei decides to play with the clock.)

Kuwabara- @-@ Stop poking me wit that stupid Kiwi!

Hiei- Thirty three thousand, ninety five bottles of bear on the Urp, wall...

*WHACK*

Ladies and gentleman, I am sorry to say that Hiei has paid a visit to the hospital, part being to drunk to function, and part Kuwabara head buttin him. Kuwabara is now bawling his eyes out in pain clutching his head yelling `stupid hard headed shrimp'... and it makes me smile!!! ^-^

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Kuramas log

Day one hundred

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo bored! Hmmm maybe I should play with locks and chests. Ohhhhh that sounds like fun. I will be known as Youko Kurama, the fox bandit of doom! Hold on... now that I think about it Youko? Shit! That's a chicks name!

Day two hundred and fifty

Well I am now a flipin human boy with ridiculously long hair and big green eyes, in the midst of having the name Suichi... Oh and this really helps the not being a girl factor. Shit! I broke a nail

Day er ummmm, well, hmmm. What the hell is today? Lets call it "The day I met Hiei"

Well this is very interesting. I am now a gown teenaged boy, and just when I thought that I had it bad enough with getting girls and stopping acne, this Hiei character shows up, knowing my past. Hmmmm, damn he's short, and he has a bad attitude. He kills everything in sight. What an evil little creature... Damn he's hot!

Next day

Turns out Hiei is straight. Oh well, maybe I can get this Yusuke kid. I know... Iewer him to the hospital where my human mother is dying. Then I'll try to trade my life for hers and he will think that I am sooooo cool. YES!!!

Next day after that one day

It worked !!!!!!!! *Prance around* When I put my hand over the mirror , he placed his on mine! Yeah!!! ^-^