Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ KoEnma ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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Dear SiriousB1,
I hold a very high ranking in the Spirit World and deserve respect. But I'm not getting it! And this is why: I look like a toddler! I can change myself into an adult looking person, but it takes up some of my energy. How can I get the respect I deserve without wasting energy?
Humbly Yours,
Spirit World Jr.
Dear S.W. Jr.
Well, the first thing you can do is get rid of that "Jr." bit. If you look like a child, then that title is not going to help you very much. I have two options for you in earning respect: 1. Act like a child. Everyone will think that you are so fucking cute, they'll give you anything that you want. Or, 2. If you are so highly ranked in the Spirit World, threaten them that you'll kick their asses out of there if they don't respect you. Either on is likely to work.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I hold a very high ranking in the Spirit World and deserve respect. But I'm not getting it! And this is why: I look like a toddler! I can change myself into an adult looking person, but it takes up some of my energy. How can I get the respect I deserve without wasting energy?
Humbly Yours,
Spirit World Jr.
Dear S.W. Jr.
Well, the first thing you can do is get rid of that "Jr." bit. If you look like a child, then that title is not going to help you very much. I have two options for you in earning respect: 1. Act like a child. Everyone will think that you are so fucking cute, they'll give you anything that you want. Or, 2. If you are so highly ranked in the Spirit World, threaten them that you'll kick their asses out of there if they don't respect you. Either on is likely to work.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1