Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Yukina ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
She's falling for WHO?!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 623 | Visits: 373 | Status: Completed
She's falling for WHO?!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 623 | Visits: 373 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Anime-Alee for your character and question idea.
Dear SiriousB1,
I am afraid that I must present to you a most serious problem. I feel bad in doing so as I know that you receive quite a lot of these advice questions as a columnist, but I still hope that you find it in your will (and time) to answer mine. You see there is this boy. Let's call him Shady. Shady has been following me for what seems to have been for some time. First of all, he helped to save my life from these evil crooks before I even knew who he was! Ever since, he has been avoiding me in person, yet I see him following me wherever I go. I don't think he knows that I know yet, but I'm sure that it is only a matter of time. He hardly ever talks, most of the time relying on the word "Hn" to answer any question. (I don't even believe that that is a word...do you know?) The problem is that, despite me hardly even knowing him, I find him incredibly attractive. Sure, he's a little short, but what does height have to do with anything? Whenever I see him he is sweet and caring. Well, except to this one guy... But, the important thing is that I think I love him! I don't know if Shady feels the same way, but I most certainly can't stop thinking about him! Another addition to this problem is that the one guy that he isn't always very nice to is constantly hitting on me! He keeps calling me his "love" and kisses my hand from time to time. He is quite reckless about it. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but what can I do if I love another? Please help!
Yours Truly,
Confused Ice Beauty
Dear Confuzzled Ice Beauty,
Shady? Like, the Real Slim Shady? *Starts to randomly rap the words that she knows to The Real Slim Shady, absolutely messing up the song even more than it already was* Um...right...so...this guy. He's a midget and says "Hn" a lot, right? I think I know to whom you are referring. Don't you know who he is? I thought he might have told you by now! He's your...*freezes as the blade of a VERY sharp katana rests on the back of her neck* Um...he's your soul mate! I mean, really! You're meant for each other! Tell the other guy to, um...fuck off or something! You and "Shady" belong together! I suggest telling him as soon as you see him next. Without each other you're nothing! *Feels the cold steel retreat from the back of her neck* You should just tell her that you're her...*starts running away from a thoroughly pissed fire demon* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
Hello. This is SiriousB1's alter personality speaking. For those of you who don't know me, I only come around when I am really needed. And, well...*looks at her original personality screaming and running at Mach 5 away from a black shadow with a glistening katana* I think that I am most definitely needed now. Please do not worry about bothering us with your questions. As a matter of fact, we have only received two or three in the past week. All in different areas, of course. Like I said, please do not mind writing. We always enjoy answering your questions. Now...if you would excuse me...*follows screams of terror as to find her original personality*
Dear SiriousB1,
I am afraid that I must present to you a most serious problem. I feel bad in doing so as I know that you receive quite a lot of these advice questions as a columnist, but I still hope that you find it in your will (and time) to answer mine. You see there is this boy. Let's call him Shady. Shady has been following me for what seems to have been for some time. First of all, he helped to save my life from these evil crooks before I even knew who he was! Ever since, he has been avoiding me in person, yet I see him following me wherever I go. I don't think he knows that I know yet, but I'm sure that it is only a matter of time. He hardly ever talks, most of the time relying on the word "Hn" to answer any question. (I don't even believe that that is a word...do you know?) The problem is that, despite me hardly even knowing him, I find him incredibly attractive. Sure, he's a little short, but what does height have to do with anything? Whenever I see him he is sweet and caring. Well, except to this one guy... But, the important thing is that I think I love him! I don't know if Shady feels the same way, but I most certainly can't stop thinking about him! Another addition to this problem is that the one guy that he isn't always very nice to is constantly hitting on me! He keeps calling me his "love" and kisses my hand from time to time. He is quite reckless about it. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but what can I do if I love another? Please help!
Yours Truly,
Confused Ice Beauty
Dear Confuzzled Ice Beauty,
Shady? Like, the Real Slim Shady? *Starts to randomly rap the words that she knows to The Real Slim Shady, absolutely messing up the song even more than it already was* Um...right...so...this guy. He's a midget and says "Hn" a lot, right? I think I know to whom you are referring. Don't you know who he is? I thought he might have told you by now! He's your...*freezes as the blade of a VERY sharp katana rests on the back of her neck* Um...he's your soul mate! I mean, really! You're meant for each other! Tell the other guy to, um...fuck off or something! You and "Shady" belong together! I suggest telling him as soon as you see him next. Without each other you're nothing! *Feels the cold steel retreat from the back of her neck* You should just tell her that you're her...*starts running away from a thoroughly pissed fire demon* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
Hello. This is SiriousB1's alter personality speaking. For those of you who don't know me, I only come around when I am really needed. And, well...*looks at her original personality screaming and running at Mach 5 away from a black shadow with a glistening katana* I think that I am most definitely needed now. Please do not worry about bothering us with your questions. As a matter of fact, we have only received two or three in the past week. All in different areas, of course. Like I said, please do not mind writing. We always enjoy answering your questions. Now...if you would excuse me...*follows screams of terror as to find her original personality*