Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara ( Chapter 11 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Kurama's gonna kill something b/c they keep thinking he's a she, Hiei is about to kill Kurama b/c he keeps asking him if he thinks he looks feminine, and Kuwabara is becoming blind looking at all of Yuusuke's hair gel!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 739 | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
Kurama's gonna kill something b/c they keep thinking he's a she, Hiei is about to kill Kurama b/c he keeps asking him if he thinks he looks feminine, and Kuwabara is becoming blind looking at all of Yuusuke's hair gel!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 739 | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.
Thank you to Dil and his sister for these questions and characters.
Honorable Sirious,
I would appreciate your advice on a very personal matter. People continually mistake me for a woman, or after I have convinced them that I am not, consider me gay and assume I'm dating my best friend. The truth of the matter is, I'm undecided and would appreciate people not trying to choose for me. On top of all this, I'm being stalked by a man who's obsessed with me! I'd appreciate your advice on this, as previous advisors have been unhelpful, suggesting I "Cut my hair and quit acting like a girly-man" or "Stop using roses as a weapon" or "Quit asking me stupid questions and get over here, baka." Thank you for considering my question.
Kistune@Makai.com
Dear Kitsune@Makai.com,
drool, drool (Thinking: Did Kurama actually write to me? ME?! OMG!) My advice to you is very simple: don't change. Stay who you are and be who you wish to be. What other people think is their own problem. Let them sit at home at night and play with themselves while you go out and do what you want to do. If you have a man stalking you, confront him and tell him that you are undecided about your sex life and that you shall kill him if he doesn't leave you alone. He is just one in a crowd of millions of girls who love you. If you are deeply concerned with what others think, then take into account that they probably have never been laid and need to take their anger on someone really hot. That just happens to be you. (Did I just say that?) Don't worry. I...uh, we all love you.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Sirious,
My "friend" keeps asking me dumb questions about how to appear more masculine. I already gave him what advice I could, how do I get him to leave me alone? Well, not alone along, but stop asking questions. You know what I mean. Baka kitsune.
From,
Black Shadow
Dear Black Shadow,
Have you tried asking him politely?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
My friend uses so much hair gel the reflection blinds me. How can I approach the subject without offending him? Or just remove the gel while making it look like an accident? I don't want to get him mad at me, but last time I used my spirit sword the light bounced off his hair, burned my retinas, and I nearly decapitated a cat. Please help.
Kitten_Lovr@SJHS.schools.net
Dear K_L@SJHS
That much hair gel, huh? That's a hard one. I don't use hair gel myself, but I know some of my friends do. The best thing that I can think of is this:
1. Get him all boozed up till he passes out.
2. Carefully stick his head in a bucket of water and remove present gel. NOTE: If he wakes up, give him more booze.
3. Throw away any of the hair gel that he has in his house.
4. Take him to a hypnotist.
I offer two cautions when trying these steps: make sure he doesn't beat the crap out of you when it's over and be careful about age inquiry if you get drunk at a bar instead of your own home. I take no responsibility for anything if the police catch you drinking underage.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
You should have decapitated the cat. I hate cats!
Thank you to Dil and his sister for these questions and characters.
Honorable Sirious,
I would appreciate your advice on a very personal matter. People continually mistake me for a woman, or after I have convinced them that I am not, consider me gay and assume I'm dating my best friend. The truth of the matter is, I'm undecided and would appreciate people not trying to choose for me. On top of all this, I'm being stalked by a man who's obsessed with me! I'd appreciate your advice on this, as previous advisors have been unhelpful, suggesting I "Cut my hair and quit acting like a girly-man" or "Stop using roses as a weapon" or "Quit asking me stupid questions and get over here, baka." Thank you for considering my question.
Kistune@Makai.com
Dear Kitsune@Makai.com,
drool, drool (Thinking: Did Kurama actually write to me? ME?! OMG!) My advice to you is very simple: don't change. Stay who you are and be who you wish to be. What other people think is their own problem. Let them sit at home at night and play with themselves while you go out and do what you want to do. If you have a man stalking you, confront him and tell him that you are undecided about your sex life and that you shall kill him if he doesn't leave you alone. He is just one in a crowd of millions of girls who love you. If you are deeply concerned with what others think, then take into account that they probably have never been laid and need to take their anger on someone really hot. That just happens to be you. (Did I just say that?) Don't worry. I...uh, we all love you.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Sirious,
My "friend" keeps asking me dumb questions about how to appear more masculine. I already gave him what advice I could, how do I get him to leave me alone? Well, not alone along, but stop asking questions. You know what I mean. Baka kitsune.
From,
Black Shadow
Dear Black Shadow,
Have you tried asking him politely?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
My friend uses so much hair gel the reflection blinds me. How can I approach the subject without offending him? Or just remove the gel while making it look like an accident? I don't want to get him mad at me, but last time I used my spirit sword the light bounced off his hair, burned my retinas, and I nearly decapitated a cat. Please help.
Kitten_Lovr@SJHS.schools.net
Dear K_L@SJHS
That much hair gel, huh? That's a hard one. I don't use hair gel myself, but I know some of my friends do. The best thing that I can think of is this:
1. Get him all boozed up till he passes out.
2. Carefully stick his head in a bucket of water and remove present gel. NOTE: If he wakes up, give him more booze.
3. Throw away any of the hair gel that he has in his house.
4. Take him to a hypnotist.
I offer two cautions when trying these steps: make sure he doesn't beat the crap out of you when it's over and be careful about age inquiry if you get drunk at a bar instead of your own home. I take no responsibility for anything if the police catch you drinking underage.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
You should have decapitated the cat. I hate cats!