Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Yuusuke ( Chapter 12 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Dammit, Kuwabara! I told u to use WATER to get the gel out of his hair, not quick dry cement!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 370 | Visits: 232 | Status: Completed
Dammit, Kuwabara! I told u to use WATER to get the gel out of his hair, not quick dry cement!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 370 | Visits: 232 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Catleana for your character and question ideas. I picked my favorite one and used that. I might use some of your other ideas later, but I just wrote four other columns (3 for InuYasha and one for YYH) and I'm totally wiped out.
Dear SiriousB1,
Guess what? A baka friend of mine somehow got his fucking hands stuck in my hair and he got his sister to use big hammer to break the rubber cement off of my head and his hands. And now, I'm BALD!!!! What kind of Spirit Detective is bald? It's soooo embarrassing! There were a few strands left, but that fossil Genkai used an electric razor and shaved them off! How the hell am I supposed to get my hair back? I mean, Kuwabara (the baka who accidentally used Quick Rubber Cement instead of shampoo to get the hair gel out of my hair) started laughing at me, but I can't do shit now! I refuse to go to school (which is actually a blessing) and I won't go out on any more cases because of my shiny head! It'll take forever if I just let it grow back naturally...what the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime!? Keiko broke up with me because I wouldn't even see her, but she just wouldn't understand. Of course, I haven't told her and I made Kuwabara, Genkai and Shizuru swear that they'd never tell anyone or I'd whip out my Spirit Gun on them. What the hell should I do?!
Yours truly,
Pissed Spirit Detective
Dear Pissed Spirit Detective,
One word: ROGAINE! And yet, I don't understand why you would want to. I mean, bald is sexy! Just look at...*thinks* Vin Diesel! And Moby! Okay, not really Moby, but he's still cool! Plus, with a baldhead, you can get a tattoo or that covers your head. You can make it say something really cool or have a picture of a dragon or something. That would be awesome! Just think of it: Yuusuke Urameshi - The First Bald Sprite Detective! *Snickers*
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
Guess what? A baka friend of mine somehow got his fucking hands stuck in my hair and he got his sister to use big hammer to break the rubber cement off of my head and his hands. And now, I'm BALD!!!! What kind of Spirit Detective is bald? It's soooo embarrassing! There were a few strands left, but that fossil Genkai used an electric razor and shaved them off! How the hell am I supposed to get my hair back? I mean, Kuwabara (the baka who accidentally used Quick Rubber Cement instead of shampoo to get the hair gel out of my hair) started laughing at me, but I can't do shit now! I refuse to go to school (which is actually a blessing) and I won't go out on any more cases because of my shiny head! It'll take forever if I just let it grow back naturally...what the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime!? Keiko broke up with me because I wouldn't even see her, but she just wouldn't understand. Of course, I haven't told her and I made Kuwabara, Genkai and Shizuru swear that they'd never tell anyone or I'd whip out my Spirit Gun on them. What the hell should I do?!
Yours truly,
Pissed Spirit Detective
Dear Pissed Spirit Detective,
One word: ROGAINE! And yet, I don't understand why you would want to. I mean, bald is sexy! Just look at...*thinks* Vin Diesel! And Moby! Okay, not really Moby, but he's still cool! Plus, with a baldhead, you can get a tattoo or that covers your head. You can make it say something really cool or have a picture of a dragon or something. That would be awesome! Just think of it: Yuusuke Urameshi - The First Bald Sprite Detective! *Snickers*
Sincerely,
SiriousB1