Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Kuronue ( Chapter 15 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Thank you to Kitsune-Kurama for your character and question. For those of you who have not seen the 2nd Yu-Yu-Hakusho Movie entitled “Poltergeist Report,” this character is supposed to be the bat demon Koronue. He was a partner in crime with Kurama back in the Makai, and sacrificed his life to save the kitsune. ALERT! ALERT! Kurama fans: if you love the fox, you’ll love this bat too! Go look up a picture online!!!

Dear SiriousB1,

I am supposed to be dead and all, but I have a question. How do you suggest I get my life back? Arrigato for your help.

From,
Your Above-Average Makai Thief


Dear Makai Thief,

Um…ah…uh…Hm. Well, I’m not a witch doctor, a spirit medium or anything of that sort, so don’t come knocking at my door. (Actually, do come knocking, and bring your old partner with you. Please come as strip-o-gram yokai!) Let’s think…ow, my brain hurts. Ms. Cleo isn’t gonna give you any help. I don’t know any mediums, so you’re out of luck their. Why don’t you just do what Kurama did and enter the womb of a mortal woman? That way, you’ll be reincarnated and will get your powers back as the years progress. Make sense? If all that fucks up, go as Kikyo and Kagome from InuYasha how they managed reincarnation. After that, kill Kikyo slowly and painfully. After dumping her body into a river, have some fun with Kagome. I mean, you’ve been dead for quite some time! Don’t you miss all the sex?

Sincerely,
SiriousB1