Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Amber!!! Who the H*** is She??!!! ❯ Hiei! You Pervert! ( Chapter 2 )
Hiei: So he has a girlfriend. So?
Tusuami: Don't you find this a little weird?
Hiei: No.
Tusuami: *fumes* He never had one before I was here right?
Hiei: Yes plenty. He would have mated with them, but humans have problems with that, don't they?
Tusuami: MATED!!!?
Hiei: Well he went through the process. He just didn't finish it. I think it was the latex thing he put on hi-
Tusuami: AND YOU WATCH ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Hiei: Well, it's not my fault one of my favorite trees is in his yard!!!
Tusuami: O.o I'M SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!! Why?!!!!
Hiei: Karma.
Tusuami: *slap* That isn't very funny!!! No karma can do this!!!
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FND: *still laughing*
FNDK: What have you done!!?
Author: Nothing!
FNDK: *glare*
Author: Remember kids! If you're not planning to have kids, use a condom or other means of protection when going through sexually intercourse!!!
FNDK: *sigh* I can't believe you said that…
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Tusuami: *listening to the radio* Sugar! Ohhhh! Honey, honey!
Amber: *opens the door* Hi! Dinner's served!
Tusuami: What!? It's my turn to serve dinner!
Amber: *smirk* Oh… well then…. *leaves*
Tusuami: *melts headphones* Grrr…
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Kurama: Amber, this is exquisite!
Amber: Glad you think so, Kurama dear.
Tusuami: (mutters) Kurama dear my butt, lady. (normal) *drops plate* Opps! Sorry!
Kurama: You should be more careful.
Tusuami: *glare*