Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Amber!!! Who the H*** is She??!!! ❯ Hiei! You Pervert! ( Chapter 2 )

Hiei: So he has a girlfriend. So?

Tusuami: Don't you find this a little weird?

Hiei: No.

Tusuami: *fumes* He never had one before I was here right?

Hiei: Yes plenty. He would have mated with them, but humans have problems with that, don't they?

Tusuami: MATED!!!?

Hiei: Well he went through the process. He just didn't finish it. I think it was the latex thing he put on hi-

Tusuami: AND YOU WATCH ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Hiei: Well, it's not my fault one of my favorite trees is in his yard!!!

Tusuami: O.o I'M SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!! Why?!!!!

Hiei: Karma.

Tusuami: *slap* That isn't very funny!!! No karma can do this!!!

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FND: *still laughing*

FNDK: What have you done!!?

Author: Nothing!

FNDK: *glare*

Author: Remember kids! If you're not planning to have kids, use a condom or other means of protection when going through sexually intercourse!!!

FNDK: *sigh* I can't believe you said that…

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Tusuami: *listening to the radio* Sugar! Ohhhh! Honey, honey!

Amber: *opens the door* Hi! Dinner's served!

Tusuami: What!? It's my turn to serve dinner!

Amber: *smirk* Oh… well then…. *leaves*

Tusuami: *melts headphones* Grrr…

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Kurama: Amber, this is exquisite!

Amber: Glad you think so, Kurama dear.

Tusuami: (mutters) Kurama dear my butt, lady. (normal) *drops plate* Opps! Sorry!

Kurama: You should be more careful.

Tusuami: *glare*