Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Anarchy- Book 1 ❯ No Use Crying Over Spilled Milk...Er, Kids ( Prologue )

Anime Anarchy- Book 1- Prologue: "No Use Crying Over Spilled Milk"

By Matoko Shizaki

Disclaimer: FUNimation, Pioneer, Sunset, etc. are not my companies. Their animes aren't mine either. Mei/Kali 2002 copyrights Mei. Yours truly copyrights Matoko Shizaki 2002. Yours truly also copyrights Jin and Chaos 2002.

Notes: My friend, Mei (kb_girl3) offered to put me into one of her fan fics and I decided to return the favor. You can guess what we're gonna do… Heh.

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Mr. Fujisawa, the representative for FUNimation stood up banging his fists on the conference table. "How could you do this?! Humans as experiments? To be put into the anime cartoon world?!" Mr. Okoyama, the representative for Pioneer twiddled his thumbs. "They insisted on doing it! They're big anime fans." Mr. Komoda, the representative for Sunset, rolled his eyes. "Now who are these two girls?" Mr. Okoyama looked over the stats he had on the two test subjects. "Hmm, Matoko and Mei. They're part time fan fic writers and full time Kuwabara fans." Mr. Fujisawa sighed and took the "Anime Hopper Passes" out of his breast pocket, laying them on the table. They were simple passed marked "Anime Hopper Passes" in Japanese and were hung from cords. "Fine, as long as the public doesn't find out about this." Mr. Komoda nodded. "Leave that to me. They'll never know." Mr. Okoyama grinned and turned on his cell phone putting in a call to his secretary. "Ms. Abe, send the girls in."

Elevator music continued to play in the waiting room as Mei and Matoko sat on a cold bench looking over a book of Yu Yu Hakusho pictures. Matoko whipped out a big black marker and drew a mustache on a picture of Hiei. Mei took the marker and scribbled all over the picture of Kurama and then wrote, "An almost feminine beauty" on the side. The two girls laughed and Ms. Abe at the desk sweat dropped. "Excuse me, girls, the representatives are ready for you now." Mei jumped up dropping the pictures all over the floor. "YAY! Now we can meet Kuwabara!" Both girls stopped, their eyes turning into hearts. "Er, girls, come on. Time is money… er I mean, anime fun!" Mr. Komoda said appearing in the hallway. The two Kuwabara fan girls forgot their obsession and followed the man down the corridor to the testing room.

A round mirror-like portal was in the corner, wires dangling from it leading to a machine where a man with huge glasses was typing rapidly. Mr. Okoyama and Mr. Fujisawa were waiting for the test subject nervously looking over the information about the two girls. "So they won't be missed if this doesn't work out?" Mr. Fujisawa asked. Mr. Okoyama nodded. "Ya, their just nuts. No one will miss them." Suddenly, the door opened and Mei and Matoko came in followed by Mr. Komoda. "Do we get to go in yet?" Matoko asked eagerly. The man with the glasses turned around. His lap coat swirled around his knees and he pushed his glasses higher up on his nose. "No just yet. We must analyze and get your data processed into animated characters." Mei and Matoko just starred, confused. The man slapped his forehead knocking his glasses off. Mr. Fujisawa came over and stepped down on the man's glasses with a crunch. "Dr. Abate here just means that we have to turn you into cartoon characters. You're going to look different then you do now though." Dr. Abate was groveling all over the ground looking for his now broken glasses. "That's… OUCH!" The blind doctor slammed into the wall and fell over. "Right…" he muttered while on the ground, little chibi birds flying around his head. "Don't mind him. Now, here you are." Mr. Okoyama handed the two girls the "Anime Hopper Passes". "These will allow you to enter any anime you want." Matoko smiled and jumped up. "What are we waiting for then?!" She raced towards the portal that was now open but Mei grabbed her collar. "We need to become cartoon characters first!" Mr. Komoda nodded and shoved the girls into the glass tubes on the other side of the room. "Doctor, commence transformation!" A blind Dr. Abate nodded and slammed his fist on the machine and the tubes filled with mist. "Check!"

From the door, Chaos and Jin watched as the girls' clothes disappeared and new ones were set in place. "Wow. They aren't too bad…" Chaos said with a perverted smile. Jin shoved him. "Shut up idiot! We're not here to check out naked girls! We're here to get into those animes!" Chaos nodded. "Ok." Without a word, the two boys slipped in through the closing doors of the tubes. "Damn, there are intruders interfering with the transformation!" Mr. Okoyama cried. "Stop them Dr. Abate!" Dr. Abate had found his extra pair of glasses and put them on. "I can't! When the transformation is done they are sent in digital bits into the portal." Suddenly, the tubes were emptied and the portal shut. Mr. Fujisawa swallowed. "It's too late. They're already in." Dr. Abate, who was standing behind Mr. Fujisawa, shrugged. "No use crying over spilled milk…er, kids." "Shut up." Mr. Fujisawa punched him breaking the doctor's big glasses in half.

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Dun dun dun…! This is one book in a series that I'm working on. Expect more from me later! Oh and flames and comments are welcome at crazedpunkwashu@aol.com. As always, please review. ^_^