Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ As Heaven is Wide ❯ Tatsu's Reminisce ( Prologue )
As Heaven is Wide
By: KawaKaze (ChibiSamiSala and Aino Utena)
Rating: R for a whole lot of perversion and language. (What good fanfic would be void of these two things? ^^)
Summary: When sent on an assignment given to them by Koenma, Kurama and Hiei had no idea what sort of task they'd be stuck handling. As if killer and unexplainable undead of all sorts weren't enough trouble, what are they to do when a pair of confused teenage girls get thrown in to the mix? What's more, what part do the two of them play in the strange prophecy involving this strange man called Marionette?
Author's Notes: Written on impulse after having watched many a Yu Yu Hakusho video, along with one very freaky Resident evil mv. Jeez…the things I come up with when Chib-imouto-chan and I have nothing to do.
Disclaimers: Yu Yu Hakusho (obviously) doesn't belong to us. Hell, it's older then we are, so unless 'Tena really is a vampire halfling (Oh, the possibilities.) there's no possible way for us to claim ownership of said anime/manga. Please don't sue us. ; . ; We like having socks with no holes.
Sami: Says you. Almost all of my socks have holes.
Utena: I was just making a point, Imouto-chan. If they sue us, hole-filled socks will be all we would be able to afford.
Sami: Oh. I see. If they sue us, DEATH TO THEM!!! *Shakes fist*
Utena: OO!! *Clamps hand over her mouth* She's just a little agitated. ^^;;; *Hands her a stack of Kurama pictures* Be nice and I'll let you have these.
Sami: Ooooooo!!! *Snatch, grin, and Shoujo sparkle effect* Pretty….^____^
Utena: Whew…*wipes sweat from brow* Damn that was a long author's note.
(Flames and reviews welcome.)
Italics stand for thoughts and/or diary entries.
Prologue: Tatsu's Reminisce:
I told myself there would be no harm in leavin' the house. Sure, what could go wrong with takin' a nice little walk in the nice quiet woods? About a million things, but that's beside th' point…sort of…Anyway, getting back on track…Onee-san and I didn't think that anythin' really bad could happen. A walk and some explorin' in the middle of the night was surely no crime and if anythin' bad did happen to pass, I could always use a big stick to beat things back in to order. Hell, it always worked before. I'm not th' type who likes to admit when they're wrong. Infact, I never admit when I'm wrong, at least not without a hellva lot of retortin'. This time, though, I was damn wrong. So now where am I? Onee-san and I, wantin' nothin' more then to enjoy the night, are stuck running around in our night cloths, freezin' our asses off, and tryin' not to get slaughtered by a bunch of crazy zombies that wanna rip our ears off. Fuck, I hate bein' wrong!
End of Prologue.
Sami: Hehe, we told you there'd be swearing, but you cannot escape now. You must keep reading. You will keep reading. Read and review, or we shall send Ed the Dysfunctional Zombieä to eat you!
Utena: I think you're just scaring them away, Imouto. Besides, Ed-san says he isn't eating anyone unless we increase his pay first.
Sami: Pay? What pay? We never paid him before.
Utena: Exactly why he's presenting an argument.
Sami: Stupid dysfunctional zombie…I'll feed his innards to goldfish…grumble grumble…
Dictionary:
Onee-san: Big/older sister