Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Bloody Thorns ❯ How They First Met ( Chapter 1 )

Bloody Thorns

A/N ( Ok all you YYH Fans you guessed it right this is a fic On YYH. But This is a totally different then the show, yes it contains all the guys but it will not be anything like you seen before or hear words you never thought some Characters would say. This story contains Lemon, Yaoi, Strong Sexual Content, Vulgar language, and abusive behaviour. So be warned before you read. Thx ^_^ Author *Firey Vixen*

Yusuke: Hm, Naomi when you mean Yaoi you don't mean me..... :::Points back at the others:::: With one of them do you?

Naomi: Well.........no.

Yusuke: -_- i know what that means when you pause in mid sentence, you're going to make me sleep with another guy aren't you!

:::Others turn to look back at Yusuke with a weird look::::

Naomi: o.O Geez YuYu you don't have to get all emotional.....

Yusuke: I'm not gay! I don't want to be kissing a guy!

Naomi: o.O;; Ok, Ok, I wont put you with another guy calm down.

Yusuke: Good, Cause their is only one person i want to be kissing and that's you.

Naomi: Awww that's so sweet Yu Yu.

Yusuke: -_- Must you call me that infront of the others.

Naomi: Yep ^.^

Yusuke: That's private Naomi, you can only say that behind close doors. >.>

Naomi: Why? It's my pet name for you.

Yusuke: So.... I don't like to be called that infront of the others makes me look weak.

Naomi: -_- oh really, you and you manly ego.

:::::: Suddenly Kuwabara came out of no where tackling Yusuke putting him in a head lock::::::

Kuwabara: Damn it Urameshi! give back my private Book back!

Yusuke: Owwww Damn it let me go you idiot! I don't know what the hell your talking about!

Kuwabara: Yes you do you were the last person in my room!

Yusuke: No i don't Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: Don't Call me that! give it back!

Yusuke: Make me!

Naomi: o.O;;; Ok what the hell is going on? why is Kuwabara yelling something about a private book?

::::::The boys continue to fight not seem to notice her at all:::::::

Naomi: Boys.

::::::::Continue to fight::::::::

Naomi: Boys......

::::::::Continue to fight::::::::

Naomi: BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

::::::::: Both stop what their doing..... the sound of crickets could be heard:::::::::::

Yusuke and Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;

Naomi: Now that i got YOUR attention why the hell Kuwabara yelling something about a Private book?

Yusuke:::::: Sits up his hair a mess from getting out of the head lock::::: Oh Yeah! it's just so dumb book with photos of Yukina all over it and some sappy lover letters. :::::Snickers:::::

Naomi: -_- Yusuke if you have it just give it back to him.

Yusuke: I don't have anything...

Kuwabara: Yes you do Urameshi i saw you take it!

Yusuke: Yea whatever you can't prove i took anything! :::::::Pulls down his eye showing the whites and stuck out his tounge::::::

Kuwabara: THAT'S IT URAMESHI, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Naomi: Hmmmm this is going to take awhile so let's just get to the story shall we?

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Chapter 1 {Interlude} : How they first met

The sound of the alarm clock blaring in a darkened room a motionless form laid tangled up in the sheets of the bed. Her red hair was tangled and tossled around her head. She threw up a hand slamming it on the clock hitting it hard with a smash. She slowly rose from the bed looking at the clock read 8:30am, She sighed and moved to the edge of the bed. Sunlight shone in from the curtains hitting the sheets on the bed, the sound or birds chirping could be heard as a new day began. She pushed back the covers from her body onto the more lonely empty side of the bed, and wearily climbed out of bed.

Naomi as everyone called her and knew her best, She walked into her small kitchen and started to make her a pot of coffee, and started to raid her fridge looking for something to make for her breakfast and found nothing in paticular she wanted and with a sigh shut the door with a soft thud. She decided to just have her coffee and a muffin. She opened her cabinet getting her a mug from and placed on the table, as she fixed her a cup of coffee and sat down at the breakfast nook and began to sip her coffee when the phone began to ring, she ran over to it and answered it on the second ring. "Hello?" Naomi said. "Naomi? Are you ready." Said a female at the other side of the line, it was her friend who more like a sister to her, her name was Nadiya. "Yea, about there." Naomi said as she fought to get her clothes on, just like usual she was running late for work. "Are you sure, Naomi it sounds like you just woke up, geez Naomi if you keep this up your gonna get us both fired." Nadiya said almost in a yelling voice. Naomi held the cordless phone between her shoulder as she quickly pulled on her skirt and blouse. "Yea, Yea, I know look i'm almost ready just give me a minute...ok." She heard her friend sigh a little. "Yea, you better get moving before the boss gets on our asses again." Naomi rolled her eyes. "Alright i'm coming." Naomi said as she hung up, Naomi quickly got dressed and refreshed herself and started out the door as Nadiya was waiting outside in her car.

"Come on it's 8:30 now where really going to get it." Naomi quickly climbed into the car. "Yea sorry Nad i just had a rough night last night, I'm still going to kill you for making me go that date with......." Naomi said trailing off snapping her fingers together trying to remeber the name. "Ummmm well what's his name." Nadiya let out a soft laugh. "You mean Rab? why what was wrong with him?" Nadiya said still laughing. Naomi shot her a cold stare. "It's not funny, he was totally into himself more then anything and he was just lame." Naomi watched as her friend shook her head as she continue to drive. "Naomi sorry about that he seemed like a nice guy ..... but he was a little strange but i thought you would get a long with him." Naomi sunk back into the car seat. "Yea a real charmer, not what i would call a perfect date." Sha muttered crossing her arms over her chest. "Fine, why don't i hook you up with some better?" Naomi glanced over at her friend. "You match making again i don't think so." "But-" Naomi cut her off short. "No i don't think so, i think i'm taking a break from men right now." "That's the first coming from you." Nadiya said as she pulled into a parking lot and started to park. "Whats that suppose to mean?" Naomi sat up, her red hair hung around her green eyes. Nadiya smiled. "Nothing never mind." She said as she got out of the car along with Naomi right behind her. "ugh, i hate when you do this Nad, now you going to have me going nuts." Naomi said following her friend into the building.

"Look Naomi it's nothing it's just weird to think you wouls ever try taking a break from men." Why is that i do something different and its so amusing to you?" Nadiya shrugged, her black raven hair spilled along her shoulders. " Does it matter that much to you?" She said. Naomi sighed. "No i guess not." "Look i'll come by your office on lunch break ok? Good luck with the boss." Naomi waved her hand and let a light yawn. "Yeah, Yeah, i can with him don't worry i do it every day." Naomi said to no one in particular. She walked into her office and heard her boss shuffling after, he was a big man and always seemed like he had a stick up his ass. "Naomi, where the hell have you been? Do you know what time it is? You keep doing this and you will loss your job do you under stand me?

you where suppose to be here a hour a half ago, remeber the new guy is here youre suppose to help him around and get him used to where things are around here." Naomi shook her head. "I remeber." Naomi said. "Yea well hes waiting in your office, so hurry up and get to work." "Yes sir." 'God what an asshole' Naomi thought as she started toward her office pushing the door open to find a dark haired young man sitting in her seat his feet propped on her desk, his hands folded behind the back of his head. a cigarette between his lips a puff of smoke came from past from his lips. "Who the hell do you think you are? Get from behind me desk."

The young man slowly looked up at her and smirked. "Miss Kusanagi i presume." The dark hairked man said through his cigarette, he inhaled deeply and blew out. He with drew his cigarette flicking out the window. "Yes that is who i am and i appericate if didn't smoke in my office, don't you know those things will kill you?" Naomi said as she closed the door behind her. "Nah, nothing like that, only to calm the nerves." He said as he got to his feet, he smirked as he watched her walk over toward him, his eyes wondering over her body as she moved he liked what he saw.

"Well, well, Ms. Kusanagi what are we starting with first? Naomi sighed as she dropped her bag by her desk and looked up at him, his hair was slicked back what looked like grease. He wore a leather jacket a white underneath, and wore a pair of jeans, his pack of cigarettes in the pocket of his jacket. He sat back slightly on her desk, his dark brown eyes seemed to wonder her body. She crossed her arms over her stomach. "Well let's start with what is your name?" She said and couldn't help but check him over and thought 'God why did the boss hire such thug looking guy? I doubt he will do anything useful but sit and do nothing' "Urameshi, Yusuke Urameshi." Yusuke said with amusement. "Yusuke is it? Well i'll tell you right now, I'm not working with a thug wannabe, who dresses like they came from the hood." 'Even though i wouldn't mind getting to know you and so many other ways' She thought. Yusuke raised a brow. "Excuse me, you call me a wannabe thug, look here toots i'm no thug nor a hood, i just like to dress this way."

Naomi shot him a look of doubt. "Oh really? well working here you'll have to like starting to dress the other way." Yusuke let out a chuckle. "Me wearing that kind of clothes......No way." He said still chuckling. "Look, enough stalling Yusuke, you take with the boss about the clothing, ok so now let's get down to business, and i appericate if you take your eyes off my ass and listen to me."

Yusuke grinned. "Oh so demanding, i like that in a woman, especially a hott young thing like your self." Naomi looked back at him and sighed. "Are you tring to hit on me Mr. Urameshi, cause if your trying to get anywhere with me you'll have to do a lot better than that, now if you'll follow me i'll show you around the place." She said and turned her red hair flew around her shoulders as she turned toward the door. "As you wish." Yusuke said still checking her out.

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Yusuke: Hey! what about the first kiss?

Naomi: ::::Sighs::::: Well Yusuke this was just how we met......it wasn't called their first kiss....

Yusuke: So...... you could of made it hott and steamy..

Naomi: O.o someones turned on.......

Yusuke: Heh maybe

Kuwabara: Urameshi i know you have it so give it back!

Naomi: Ugh this again, Yu Yu give it back to him now.

Yusuke: How can i? I don't have it..

Naomi ::::::Gives yusuke the look::::::: Give it to him or you will be sleeping on the couch for a whole month......You'll be having none of this!

Yusuke: Wha! fine! here stupid baka. ::::::Throws the book at Kuwabara and it hits him upside the head:::::

::::::::::Yusuke bursts out laughing, when a flash of something dark passed him in a speed of light::::::::::

Naomi: Well Hello their Hiei no you join us, your a little to late the first chapter is over...

Hiei: Hn! Now one needed me here for this for part anyways...

Naomi: Yea...but your a apart of this story ya know, you could show up here on time.

Hiei: I'll be here when i feel like it Baka Onna

Yusuke: Hey! Don't call her that...

Hiei: Hn! and what were you going to do Baka.

:::::::Yusuke rolls up his sleeves:::::::

Yusuke: Oh i'll do something Hiei :::::::: starts to hit Hiei when a hand fell on his shoulder::::::::::

Kurama: That wouldn't be a wise decision Yusuke, you know Hiei's temper.

Naomi: o.O Hello Kurama so good of you to join us...

Kurama: Hello Naomi, sorry for my delay i was trying to get Hiei to get ready and get him to come.

Naomi: It's alright..

Hiei: Hn! Shut up fox it's your fault i'm here, i didn't want to be here in the first place.

Kurama: Yes Hiei but your apart of it so you should be here.

Hiei: Hn!

Naomi: Gah! i just rembered i forgot the disclaimer :::::Bangs head on a wall:::::::

Yusuke and Kurama and Hiei: o.O;;;;

Naomi: DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!

All: ::::::All back away from her:::::::::

Hiei: Is she always this crazy.

Yusuke: sometimes........

Kurama: No need to yell Naomi just let one of us tell it for you. no need to get angry ^.^;;

Naomi: Alright who wants to do it?

Yusuke: ME!

Naomi: o.o;;; Ok go ahead then Yu Yu.

Yusuke Yay!

Hiei: Hn! then just get it over with you baka so i can leave.

Yusuke: Naomi does not claim any of us or the show or her sister's character but of her own.

Naomi: Thx

Yusuke: Welcome hun

Naomi: Ok i'm gonna go now see ya later peoplez.