Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Conflicts Between the Rose and the Sword ❯ Journey To the Pub ( Chapter 3 )

HIYA ITS ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! WELL NOT REALLY AGAIN BUT…SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I GUESS. HAHA

KR: ok this is "Pick The Disclaimer Time" *grabs hat* its…kurama

Kurama: ok everybody the truth is I am not gay I'm totally straight and they are paying me over 600,000 dollars to do this

KR: shhh you're not supposed to tell them that; it ruins my ruining of your image

Kurama: what?

KR: I don't know

Kurama: well the people should know the truth.

KR: well they don't wanna know the truth!

Kurama: yes they do, don't you guys?

People: no, not really

Kurama:…oh

KR: told you

Kurama: well she doesn't own anything.

KR: *sticks out tongue*

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Kurama stood there stunned. Could Hiei have taken this any worse? Of course he could have…but he didn't. He could have easily used his katana, maybe he was too stunned…or maybe…No he was stunned. Kurama thought sadly.

What was I thinking? He thought to himself as he sat down onto the bed.

"nothing a little beer couldn't cure," said his other, less civil side, Youko Kurama. Kurama stood up, sitting there was going to change anything, he knew. Come to think of it, he didn't remember the last time he had beer, and the best place to get it was at Fred and Charley's (a/n: shock shock) he raced out the door, down the stairs, and straight into his younger brother.

"Gomen nasai, I've got to go, bye," he said as he stepped around his brother to the door.

" Shuichi, where are you going?"

"to the…uh library. Then to the store…then maybe to…Yusuke's house." He said saying the first things that came to mind.

" ok, see you later."

"bye." Kurama said as the door shut behind him. As he stood out on the porch, he realized he had just lied to his little brother.

Old habits really did diehard. Well standing there wasn't going change what he had just done. He set out towards the nearest portal to Makai.

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In Makai

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Kurama was in a place that most demons called Chaos Temple. What was chaotic about it no one knew because it had been abandoned for over one thousand years. Kurama actually thought it was quite peaceful. It had made a good hide out back when he was a thief.

He figured he was about twenty miles from the pub. He sensed Hiei's ki as he walked to a sign in the road. Damn, Hiei had been there oh well he needed beer, so he checked the sign. Pointing to the left it said: Fred And Chorales Pub 45 Miles ahead. Sure it was 45 miles but only if you didn't know that the trail took a scenic route and pointlessly took you around in a zigzag pattern. He stepped around the sign into the dark chaotic forest behind.

The forest was Kurama's natural element. He knew each of the plants by name. (a/n: by name I mean species type not like Bob or Sue or Cindy). He knew how they grew and how to kill them. How to manipulate them or nurture them. He had worked with these plants for over three hundred years. Kurama paused. He thought he sensed ki. He wasn't one hundred percent sure, but he thought he did. Sure enough, as if on cue a demon stepped out of the shadows. (a/n: his name will now be Joe ok…oh and just so you know I had fun writing this part.)

" well, well, well, what do we have here? A hot ningen babe, probably innocent too." Joe said to himself. Then to Kurama he said;

"Hey Babe, you look cold, do you want to come home with me and share a bed?" Kurama's fists clenched, he didn't have time for such trivial matters such as this. Using his ki, he started making the vines behind Joe move silently. Then playing along he said;

"I don't know…"

"Awe, come on babe, I've never had a ningen in my bed before and I want to find out what it feels like."

Disgusting, kurama thought. Out loud though he said,

" I've never…um…well done…you know before." He forced a blush.

"Well then, we'll just have to change that," Joe said as he walked over and grabbed Kurama's ass, drawing himself ever closer. Kurama could feel Joe's erection against his thigh. One of Joe's hands was feeling the inside of kurama's legs. Kurama threw Joe down. Then a vine shot out and wrapped itself around Joe's neck.

"Asshole," kurama growled as his eyes flashed amber.

"But…w…what…"

" I will make you rue the day your father was allowed between your mothers legs." With that the vine tightened.

"Now you will listen, and listen well. If you do you will live to see this afternoon, understand?" Joe nodded his head, "ok first off, I would rather fuck my mother who's been dead about 300 years (a/n: Youko's mom) second, I'm NOT a bloody ningen I'm just in my ningen form in case I decide to go to Ningen-kai, and third I'm not a girl understand?" Joe nodded tears welling up in his eyes as the vine tightened.

"you…said if…I listened…you…would…let me…go" Joe gasped obviously scared.

"You're absolutely right."

"then you'll let me go?" Joe asked hopefully.

"no, I said you would live to the afternoon, and as far as I can tell its afternoon, so thanks for the entertainment, it was fun, but I really must be going, ciao." Kurama said as he walked away leaving the defenseless demon to the plant. Ten minutes later the screaming was cut off abruptly.

About an hour later kurama arrived at the pub. Kurama could sense over a thousand different demon's ki, but one stood out in particular, Hiei's.

Damn, he's here, kurama thought as he walked into the pub. He over heard some youkai talking about Riley's place burning down. That was too bad, there were a lot of cheap whores there. He walked up to the counter ready to be served.

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