Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Conflicts Between the Rose and the Sword ❯ Fred and Charley's Pub ( Chapter 4 )

Hey everyone, this is Deadly Whispers back with another chapter for CBaRaaS! ^^ Sorry it took so long, it's just, KR and I have been so absorbed with our other fan fiction: Conflicts Between the Cat and the Rat that I've had no time to type this up, but I just finished chapter 35 so now it's KR's turn! Yay, no more Micchan! ^^ And next time it's my turn to write, KR better be typing the next chapter for CBtCatR or write the rest of the first chapter for Kachiyukaa or it'll take yet another millennium before I update this one, so if you want the next chapter, beg KR to type CBtCatR!

Disclaimer:

DW: And now it's time for Pick the Disclaimer! *takes piece of paper out of top hat* Today's disclaimer shall be done by… Charley, my OC! ^^

Charley: Yeah, yeah, DW and KR don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Yoshihiro Togashi-sensei own it. Although, they do own the title; Conflicts Between a/the ________ and a/the ________ so if anyone steals it, you'll have to angry S class demons stalking you. Oh, and I, Charley, am "owned" by DW, Fred's owned by KR, and Riley's owned by CK.

DW: Good Charley. *pats Charley on the head*

Charley: -___- Damn you…

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Okay, Hiei's in a bar, which is very OOC, and Kurama, the one person Hiei doesn't want to be near, just walked in, and to top it all off, Fred and Charley are there and they're both total and complete idiots.

Charley, co-owner of Fred and Charley's Pub™, walked towards Hiei.

"Hey, have I seen you before?" Charley asked, a confused air about her (a/n: Yes, Fred and Charley are both female, baka!) . Hiei just stared at her. "Have you ever been in the MCC Room™ (a/n: This is from a fan fic I wrote named Anger management Class staring: Hiei, Charley, Kurama, Fred, Kuronue, and Riley who will be introduced later in this chapter) ?"

"…"

"… Fine!! Don't answer, now do you want anything to fucking drink or not?!"

"I've never tried this "Irish" beer from "Ireland," so "Irish" beer."

"Gasp, it actually talks!" Charley said, smirking.

"Now, now, Charley, be nice to our customers." said Fred (a/n: LMAO, that rhymes! HAHAHAHAHAH!!) , as she walked up with some "Irish" beer in one hand. 'Besides, we need the money." She smiled sheepishly.

"Well, I think Riley needs it more, I told her she should have never split from our corporation." Charley said as she took the beer from Fred and poured it in a mug.

"What corporation?! I don't remember splitting from anything!" said the voice of who Hiei thought to be this "Riley" person. You're the one's who burnt down my pub, aren't you?!?!?!"

"Technically no." said Charley.

"Technically." echoed Fred, smiling that same sheepish smile as before.

"So you did fucking burn it down!"

"Technically no." they both said like a broken record.

"What?! But I'm not even being technical, you idiots!"

"Well we are!" said Fred (a/n: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!) .

"Well I'm not!"

"Would you both just shut up?!" Charley yelled.

"Yes, you're scaring away the customers!" Fred added, pointing to a very confused looking Hiei.

"I was talking to you, too!"

Kami, maybe I should just leave… Hiei thought.

Then he spotted Kurama.

Kuso! Why did that baka kitsune always have to show up at all the wrong times?! Now I definitely have to go. Hiei thought as he tried to stand. This was a failed attempt only, seeing as both Fred and Charley pushed him back down again.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?!" Charley asked, an evil aura consuming the entire pub.

"You can't just leave without paying!" Fred announced.

"Hey, I don't need to pay you shit! Now let me go!" Hiei said, obviously not thinking.

"What?!" Charley yelled. "Did you hear what he just said?!"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, you bastard?!" Fred was also yelling. "Do you know how much it costs for this imported crap?!"

"… Not really. Do I care?" Hiei snapped.

"Fuck you, I'm calling the cops!" Charley and Fred said in union.

"… Do we even have cops here in Makai…?" Riley asked.

Idiots… Hiei said to himself. I do not need this right now!

" So are you gonna pay or do I have to hurt you?" Fred said (a/n: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Sorry, sorry, I just can't stop myself!) .

"No." Hiei said, bluntly.

"Fine then, just remember, you brought this upon your own damn, smug, cryptic self." Charley said.

"How so?"

"You made us pour the damn beer! That's how!" Fred answered, looking pissed for no apparent reason.

"… And that's my fault how…?"

"… Well… you ordered it and now it's just gonna be wasted!" Charley answered, just a bit more annoyed than Fred.

"Then give it to somebody else, dipshit!"

"Well you still have to pay for it!" Fred yelled.

"No I don't, now get out of my fucking way before I chop of your fucking head!!!!" Hiei yelled, which wasn't the smartest thing to do, seeing as he didn't want to be noticed.

Tsuzuku.

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There you go, another chapter. I know it was short, but at least it's excising. ^___^;;

Anywho, if you liked it, please review, if not, why the hell are you still reading this?! Remember, flames are aloud, but we WILL be sharing it and poking fun at it and you. *huge grin*

Ja matte ne! ^^