Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ The Confession ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Hope you enjoy this! Please R&R! If there is any story like mine, I'm sorry. Please contact me and I will discontinue mine. Thank you!

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Chapter 1: The Confession

Hiei's POV

"Hello, my name is Hiei, and I like sweet snow." Yes, that's actually me saying that. I want to give up sweet snow.

"I'm sorry sir, but this is an alcoholic rehabilitation seminar, not a `sweet snow' seminar." said an annoying little bald man in the center of a circle of men. All of them, except for me, are fat. Stupid ningens, they don't know when to quit eating.

"I know where I am, baka ningen, I want to become an alcoholic!" Sometimes these people just don't get it! It's like they WANT me to be stuck on sweet snow forever! I just want to slit all of their throats right now. During his `cleansing speech' I found myself drawing my katana 3 times. That one ningen next to me, named Ed, cried on my shoulder for 16 minutes. I won't say why.

"So tell me, Mr. ..." The little man looks through the papers on his clipboard, "Hiei, why do you want to give up sweet snow?"

"It reminds me of the most horrifying and humiliating week of my life, that's why." I replied.

"Well, Mr. Hiei," The bald man questioned," will you tell us your story?" I gave him a death glare, then sighed. " I guess." It was going to be a long, long seminar-thing. I hate it when ningens need an explanation for things.

" It started when I ran out of ningen money for sweet snow. My friend Kurama wouldn't give me anymore, and he took the liberty of looking for a job for me......"

"But you have to take the job, Hiei, or no more sweet snow!"Kurama is screaming at me. Why did this have to happen on the day before he's going to become the Youko?

"I don't care, Kurama, I am NOT going to baby-sit a ningen!" I scream back. Kurama knows how much I hate ningens, and I hate children even more.

"She's only half ningen, Hiei, she's part demon, too! She even has super speed, just like you!" Wonderful, I think, lets make it even harder to kill the little brat! Oh well, if it'll get me sweet snow. I LOVE sweet snow.

"Okay, Kurama, you win." Triumphant look from Kurama "Well, when do I start?"

"Today!" said Kurama, and he ran off before I could recover.

A/N: Well, what do you think? Should I continue? Once again, if there is a story like mine, please let me know who's and which, so I can apologize and discontinue.