Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ Hiei loses and the Dirtiest trick ever played ( Chapter 12 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: okay, I got one review asking for HIei to lose, and Emri wants Hiei to lose, and ANGEL wants Hiei to lose, so HIEI WILL LOSE THE BATTLE OF THE BAG! (Hee hee)

Okay, on with the fic!

Ch. Whatever: hiei loses and the dirtiest trick ever played(in other words THE REAL TORTURE STARTS! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*takes breath* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3rd person:

20 minutes later:

"Kas-chan! I don't think he can breathe anymore!!!!!!!!!!" Maru yelled to Kasia, who was in the kitchen checking the stickyness of Kanna's sticky rice.

"Oh, I will help my poor helpless hottie!" screeched Angel, "I KNOW CPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With this exclamation, the lump in the sleeping bag that was Hiei started wriggling like mad and faint yells of `IIE IIE' could be heard from inside.

"Um, you're not allowed to get closer than 10 feet to him, remember?" Emri reminded her, while playing with Yoko's hair (again)

"Damn that restraining order!" she hollered, "I swear, it will not last the night!" Yoko sweatdropped

"Then why don't you go look for it?"

You could practically see the gears turning inside Angel's head as she thought up a plan.

"Exactly! But before I start, I'll need a scanner, a magnifying glass, some pickle juice......." she trailed off, while running into another room.

"Okay, is it almost ready?" Kasia whispered to Kanna, who was trying to take the spoon out of the sticky rice.

"I think so." she whispered back.

"Great. Maru, did you get the paint?" Kasia had to keep herself from laughing with joy as Maru held up a gallon of highlighter yellow paint.

"Perfect. Places everyone!" Yoko held the can of paint, ready to do what he was told(amazing), Kumaru had the hair gel, Kasia was holding the shaving cream like a gun, and Kanna had her sticky rice, and Emri was poised to get the sleeping bag off.

"Alright." Kasia whispered to them all, "One, two, THREE!" Emri pulled Hiei out of the sleeping bag, and Kasia fired The shaving cream went straight into Hiei's eyes. While everyone's favorite fire demon was trying to wipe the stuff out of his eyes, Yoko poured the paint all over Hiei's outfit, while maru went for his hair with the hair gel. Emri and Kasia then pushed him against the wall, and Kanna glued him there with the sticky rice, saving just enough to put in his mouth so his lips would seal shut. Kasia forced down the top of Hiei's cloak thing.

"Maru! Go get one of your mom's bras!" she yelled. Maru came back with the frilly lingerie, somehow wrestled it onto Hiei, filled the cups with the rest of the shaving cream, and pulled the cloak thing back up.

Death glares were evenly distributed.

5 minutes later.

Hiei's hair is in french braided pigtails, all nice in shiny. He looks like he is wearing a bright yellow dress, and Kasia is having a time smearing his face with sour cream.

"Oh! Kasia! I found a pair of ear things!" Emri called after running to the bathroom, and came back into the living room with a pair of shiny, dangly earrings. With an evil grin, Kasia took them from Emri, and stepped forward, she leaned her arm back, and aimed for Hiei's right ear, then-

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On the wall now stood a near tears Hiei, with gold dangly fish earrings. Hiei tried his hardest to become unstuck from the wall, but to no avail.

"Okay Maru, do you know where your mom keeps the makeup?" Kasia asked, "I know his face is covered in sour cream,. But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun!" Maru ran off.

"Hey Yoko, you got any hair dye?"

"Why should I have any ningen hair recoloring solution?" Came his cold reply

"Because if you don't remember, earlier Emri died the tips of your hair pink. I figured you might have the rest because you stole it." The Yoko looked at his hair, and realized it was still pink and french braided(along with covered in Emri's spit), and took out a can of pink hair dye.

"MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Kasia laughed, "When I'm done with you Hiei, your gonna look like one giant multi-colored highlighter." She saw fear leak back into Hiei's eyes, and laughed even more.

"Found the makeup" Maru cried, running in with a GIANT bag of eyeshadow, lipstick ,and blush.

"Great. Now, come here and spray as much of this can of hair dye on your babysitters hair. If we run out, we can always go get more." The struggling from the fire demon on the wall became more frequent. Maru climbed up on Hiei's shoulder, and sprayed as much as she could while Kasia moved over some of the sour cream and replaced it with make up.

"Hmmmm, he looks perfect!" Kasia sqealed. Everyone in the room looked at her.

"What?" she asked, "He looks perfect!" She grinned. "So perfect, I think we need to take him to the mall and show everyone!"

The evilness in her grin was contagious. A loud chorus of MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs could be heard for miles.

10 minutes later:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO, DAMNIT! YOKO, DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU! WHEN I GET OUT OF THESE VINES I SWEAR YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! LET ME GO YOU SICK ASSHOLES!!!!!1 PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN! AH, FUCK YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME DOWN YOU ICEWHOREPSHYCHOTICBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! THEN WHEN I DIE AND SEE YOU ALL IN HELL I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN! I SWEAR I WILL! LET ME DOWN YOU.................."

And it continued, as 3 7-year olds, a fox demon, and an ice youkai carried what looked like a girl with pink hair binded with vines down a street toward the mall, a laughing pizza woman following 10 feet behind.

A/N: Well, what do you guys think? Next chap will be worked on once I get some reviews. Meanwhile, I'm gonna work on my you know you're obsessed with anime when story.

Bai!

Ta!

Maru Y