Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ Escaping the Mall ( Chapter 13 )

"POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!! FINE!" Kasia shouted. "We're torturing the baka here by changing his hair, coloring his clothes, and stringing him up on this pole."

"Hmpf. Is that the best you can think of?" The girl replied.

"Well let's see you think of better!"kasia retorted.

"Fine. Take him down and follow me." she said and walked out of the store, the rest on her heels.

Innocent crowd of Bystanders #3:

"COME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A KISS FROM THE MYSTERY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The girl was screaming from on top of a bench. Yoko had stolen a blanket and a tube of hot pink lipstick from a store, covered Hiei in the blanket, and put the lipstick on him. Already, a pile of men were forming into a line. Hiei, who was gagged with a bra from Victoria's Secret, could be heard retching through the fabric after each kiss.

" I could have come up with that." Kasia muttered sullenly to Kanna.

"Yeah, but you didn't!" said Kanna, who was laughing. Kasia growled.

"Look, if you really want to one-up this girl," Kanna said, getting serious, "then think of a better plan and do it." An evil grin spread across Kasia's face. Kanna smiled.

"Thanks Kanna." she said, and walked off, an evil scheme already forming in her mind.

20 minutes later:

The crowd had dissipated, the bra had been removed from Hiei's mouth, and he was now vomiting freely. When he was done, Yoko dragged him by the handcuffs to one of the benches and forced him into a sitting position.

"I hate you all." Hiei said.

"Great," said Kasia, "Because if you liked what just happened to you it wouldn't be right."

"Kasia! You're back!" Maru yelled, running up and hugging her friend. Kasia smiled. Under her arm was a big bundle.

"What's in the pack?" Kanna asked. Hiei scooted to the far side of the bench, already afraid of the package.

"Oh, just a few things for our dear Hiei here." she said, smiling maliciously.

"Hmpf." the still nameless girl muttered, crossing her arms.

"Okay guys, here's my plan." Kasia said, bringing them all(except hiei) into a huddle.

A/N: You know, I could be really evil and stop the chapter right here, and I WILL!!!!!!!!!! lol Just kidding, on with the fic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Navy:

"Okay," Kasia whispered to the group, "Here's what we do. This is a prep store right? Well, how about we dress dear sweet Hiei here up as a prep, and leave him at their mercy?"

"That's your plan?" The girl scoffed. "Honestly, I think my dog could come up with better!"

"Why you!" Kasia growled, then pounced on the girl. A big cloud of dust formed as the two fought.

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" Angel, yelled.

Pretty soon a crowd started to form, amazed at the ferocity of the two girls' fight.

No one noticed Hiei slowly crawling away.

Hiei's POV:

I crawled about 50 feet away from the fight, and stopped. `Damn girls!', I thought, `I'm gonna kill them when I get out of these ningen torture devices!'

I twisted my hands over my head, and increased the heat in my arms. Pretty soon, the arm cuffs melted off my arms and onto the ground. After that was done, I melted the ones on my legs and ran like hell.

I was almost to the exit when The Girl From Hell and the rest of the Torture Group realized I was gone. I turned around to see how close they were, and ran straight into a pole.

"Damnit!" I yelled, trying to get back up, but slipping on some inconviently placed soap (A/N: I wonder where that came from (hides soap behind back) hee hee hee)

"There he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kasia yelled, jumping on top of me."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, running out from underneath her and heading out the exit.

I was a block from the brat's house when I noticed that Maru had been on my head the whole time. You know, that hair gel really numbs your head to everything else in the world.

"Umm, babysitter person," Maru asked, while playing with one of my braids. "Can we call a trucey thing?"

"Hn." I replied, shaking my head, trying to get her off. She stuck.

"Maru. Get. Off. My. HEAD!!!!!!!!!" I yelled at her.

"I can't!" she said happily, now fiddling with the bandage that covered my Jagan.

"Why the hell not?" I growled.

"Because," she replied, "I super glued myself to your head when you were running!"

I swear, the day keeps getting worse and worse.

20 minutes later, 3rd person:

At Maru's House:

"We're gonna get you Hiei!" Kasia called, with everyone else trailing her, including the new girl.

"Hiei?" Kasia asked, seeing no sign of the fire demon. Then she heard gurgling noises from the bathroom. She ran inside, and gasped.

Hiei had his head in the sink, and was trying to wash off the hair dye and drown Maru at the same time.

"HIEI!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!" Kasia screamed.

"SHE FUCKING GLUED HERSELF TO MY HEAD!!!!!!!" He yelled back. Kasia ran forward and pulled Hiei's head out of the sink, and handed Maru a towel.

"Here, you go." she said, then turned to Hiei and smacked him.

"What the hell was that for!?" he snapped, holding his cheek.

"For trying to kill my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she said, smiling.

"Hey! What's taking so long, Kasia? You two making out in there?" Kanna called from the living room. Hiei and Kasia exchanged disgusted looks, and went back into the living room.

"Well, now what are we gonna do?" kasia asked, plopping (yes people, plopping) down on the couch.

"Hn." Hiei said, crossing his arms. Maru looked down at him and followed suit.

"Maybe we should play a game." Emri suggested.

"Great idea!" Angel said, "Let's play, `Help Angel Find the Restraining Order!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yelled, then ran and hid in the corner.

"Yeah, let's not." The girl(still nameless) said.

"How `bout we play....." Kanna started.

A/N: MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR ME, FOR I HAVE CHAPTER ENDING POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, not as good as the last one, but I can't have chapters as good as that every day, despite what I might hope.

Well, I"ll let you guys decide which game they should play, and I'll post the next chap once I really like one I hear.

Who is the nameless girl you might ask? If you review, give me a good game, and check the next chap, YOU'LL FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ta!

Maru Y