Cruel and Unusual Punishment - Games From Hell, Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction

A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates. I had bad writers block for this story, and then I killed the little voice in my head that told me to update. Unfortunately, it was replaced by Kasia. JUST KIDDING KAS!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry all, but due to the fact that I ran out of money. The Sour Starburst awards have been cancelled (cries) I WANT MY STARBURST!!!!!! Now, as I have done before, the review answering!!! (glares at groaning readers. ) You'll get your story, so shut up.

Uh, the girl they met in the mall is in the bathroom. The whole time. Because she never sent me a bio.

Chapter Next:

Games From hell

Hiei's POV:

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!"

I. Hate. Board games.

For the past half hour, we have been playing this game called Monopoly. The brat is still on my head, and I"m LOSING!!! If no one knew, I hate to lose. The fact that I'm losing, my clothes are yellow, my hair is pink, and I have an IDIOT on my head, is not making things better!!!!!!

"Ha!" Kasia cried as I moved my piece (a shoe. Who the hell thought of using a shoe) onto one of her hotels. She took the last of my money as I did so. I was out.

"Bitch." I said, and proceeded to rip the game board to shreds.

"Hey! Babysitter! That wasn't very nice!!!" Maru said, almost crying.

"Yeah, your such a sore loser, Hiei, "Kasia said, flipping the fake money she had won. Kasia had most of the money from the game in her hand. The person with the second largest amount was Yoko, who had $21.

"It was getting boring anyway." said Kanna dully. "Lets play something else."

"Like what?" Yoko asked, quickly stealing all of the shiny game pieces while no one was looking.

"How `bout Truth or Dare?" Maru asked from atop my head. It was the first time she talked since the time she thought Emri was stealing her hotel and tried to run at her, until she realized she was stuck. Kami, I wish I could forget that easily.

"Sure, why not." Kasia said, "On one condition. No one can back out!"

I gave her a questioning look.

"It means you have to do the dare no matter what, " Emri said. "Haven't you played this game before?"

"Hn." I replied.

"Okay. Who wants to go first?" Kasia asked, looking around.

"I will!!" Cried Angel. She had been playing from the corner, muttering about the stupid restraining order the whole time.

"Alright. Go on, Angel."

"Right." Angel said thoughtfully. "Yoko, truth or dare."

"Dare" He said, turning his cold eyes to Angel.

"Go upstairs and get some of Mrs. Yeoman's lingerie. Put it on and wear it for the rest of the night."

"No. I refuse."

"Too bad. You have to do it!" exclaimed Kasia cheerfully.

"Damn you all." Yoko sighed, and left the room. Five minutes later He came back in a thong, and a bra.

"Maru, does your mom actually wear that stuff?" Emri asked in disbelief.

"I didn't even know she owned it " Maru replied, staring at Yoko.

"Um, okay, your turn Yoko" Kanna said, drooling..

"Hm. Kasia, Truth or Dare." Yoko muttered, glaring death at Angel.

"Truth." Kasia answered without fault, understanding the look in Yoko's eyes."

" Do you want to mate Hiei?"

The word silence doesn't really fit in this. More like the complete abscence of sound The absolute zero of noise, you might say,

Then:

"WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????" Kasia screeched. "What kind of question is that??????"

"Answer it." Yoko said, staring at her.

"No!" She half-yelled.

"Damn right you don't." Angel screamed. "Stay back! He's MINE!!!"

"I am not!" I yelled back.

"You are!"

"I'm not!"

"Are!"

"Not!"

"Are!"

"Not!"

"ARE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Maru screamed." Just go already!"

"Fine!" Kasia shouted back. She had been watching Angel and me fight like a person watching a ping pong match. "Kanna, truth or Dare?"

"Dare." she said, giggling.

"I dare you and Yoko to make out for the next Five minutes." At this, Kanna started giggling madly. Yoko, somehow, looked a little relieved.

"Hm, I know what that look means." Kazsia said to him. " You have to keep the thong and bra on yoko. Sorry."

"I hate you." Yoko said to her. "You will pay."

"Oh, go have your sex." Kasia replied nonchalantly, waving her hand at him.

"Can I do one?" Maru asked, looking sheepish.

"Uh, sure." Angel said, crossing her arms, looking slightly interested.

"I dare Emri... TO HUG HIEI!!!!"

"Uh, Maru?" Kasia asked.

"What?"

"You have to ask Emri. Truth or Dare first."

Maru just sat there on top of Hiei's head. After a minute, her lip began to tremble. Soon, she crying her eyes out, whimpering and sobbing and everything.

"Oh no, it's okay, " Angel said, starting forward to comfort her.

" 10 FEET!!!" Hiei yelled, drawing his katana.

"Damn!" Angel said, know she was caught.

"It's okay Maru." Emri said, put her hand on her friends shoulder (A/N: Hiei is sitting down.) "I'll do it anyway." She hugged me and sat back down.

"Okay then. Emri, it's your turn!" Kasia exclaimed, trying to keep the game going.

"Okay. " Emri said. "Uh, Angel! Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Angel said with out question.

3 Minutes later:

3rd person

"Come on! Just pick something already!"Angel yelled in frustration.

Kanna and Yoko had come out of closet, hair mussed and such. The remained sitting, this time with Kanna in Yoko's lap.

"That's just a little bit wrong, " kasia had said. "She's 7, Yoko."

A nice glare shut her up quickly.

"Oh! I know!" Emri finally said! "Angel! I dare you to MOON the people next door!!!"

The room was silent for a moment, then everyone burst into laughter.

"Fine, " Angel said throught her tears of laughter, " Hold on."

Everyone ran to the window to watch Angel do such an act.

" HEY!!! PEOPLE!!! LOOK OUTSIDE!!!!" Angel screamed from Maru's neighbor's front yard. "FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone was still laughing when Angel returned, grinning.

"I can't believe you did that!" kanna said, clutching her stomach.

"Oh, it was worth it," Angel said maliciously, grinning at Hiei.

"What do you mean?" Maru asked curiously."

"Truth or Dare Hiei." Angel said, staring at him.

Not wanting to look like a pansy, Hiei chose dare.

"MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Angel screamed in triumph, " RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!!!!!"

"Shit." Hiei said under his breath.

"Hiei, " Angel started, and evil aura around her, " I dare you, to TEAR UP THE RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A/N: MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Poor hiei. But I bet that made Angel happy!!!!!!! I"ll try to update as soon as I get ideas for the next chapter!!!!!! Ja Ne!

Maru Y^^

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