Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ Hiei's Revenge ( Chapter 15 )

A/N: MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU FANFICCERS!! I"m gonna try to get this out by Christmas, but if I don't who the hell cares, ne? Like anyone actually goes to fanfiction.net on Christmas? Okay, I would if I could, but I can't. Damn. Next chap now!

Cruel And Unusual Punishment

Hiei's POV:

"NO"

Angel smiled at my defiance, "You act like you have a choice"

"Shit," I said, sighing. "Okay Maru, get it out."

The little brat that had decided to nest on my head reached into my hair -my HAIR! I'm not sure how she got the restraining order in my hair, but then again, I'm not sure I want to know.

With a sigh, Maru tore up the restraining order and threw the scraps at Angel.

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Angel screamed, jumping in my lap.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I asked the insane pizza woman, "Just because There's no more restraining order doesn't mean you can sit in my lap."

"Oh really?" Angel said, turning to look at me, "And what are you gonna do about getting me up?"

I was about to answer, when the demon from above hit Angel on the head with her bow, knocking her unconscious. How she got her bow, I'm not quite sure.

Oh wait, telekinesis.

"Yay! Ten points for me!" Maru cried, throwing her hands up in the air. "I think I"ll go get some popcorn!" And with that, she jumped up and went to the kitchen,

Wait a second-what the?

"KUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, "GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The little cam skipping in, a bit suprised. "Nani?"

"How the fuck did you get off my head?" WHAP! Hit from Kasia.

"Language!" she yelled at me.

"Uresai." I spat at her, then turned to Maru again.

"How did you get off my head?"

"Simple." she replied, "I never used glue! I used my telekinety stuff to just hold myself in place! I wanted to see how long you would stay like that!"

I stared.

And stared.

And stared.

Finally-

"You WHAT????" I said calmly. "Maru, come here." The 7-year-old whimpered and ran back into the kitchen.

As I got up to slice her head off, Kasia grabbed my arm.

"Let her go," Kasia said, grinning maliciously, "We should take the sweet opportunity we have and mess with Angel."

Who would have thought I would have agreed with her?

10 minutes later:

"Um, please let me down?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Come on, I"ve been asking for-mmmmmmmm!"

I stood back and admired my work. Damn, was this duct tape handy.

Angel was taped to a pole in the middle of the living room while I was having my fun. To sum up what had happened for the last seven minutes, I'll just say that Angel has considerably less hair, won't be able to sit down for a week, and won't be reproducing.

I was about to make her permanently blind when Kasia waked in and ruined my fun.

"You can't kill her Hiei," she said, slightly horrified at the pizza woman,"Besides, it's my turn."

"Hn." I said, walking in to the other room. Maru and Emri were asleep now(thank Kami) and Kanna had gone to put them in bed. Yoko was over by the sink, laughing evilly.

"Yoko, what the hell are you doing?" I asked. Suprised, Yoko Kurama spun around.

There were spoons everywhere. Yoko had them sticking out of his clothes, braided into his tail, even poking into his ears. I guess old habits die hard.

"You know what, forget it. I'm not sure I want to know what you're doing." I said, going back into the living room.

Kasia was feeding Angel laxative. Lots of it. There were empty bottles of laxative on the ground, in chairs, on the table.

As kasia finished spooning the rest of the laxative into Angel's mouth, she turned and noticed me standing there.

"How's that for evil?" she asked me.

"Hn." I answered. I could have done that if I thought of it.

Kasia sighed. "Anyway, I guess we should let her down. That laxative will start working in about three minutes."

"No." I answered. "Let her hang there trying to keep it in for about Five minutes, then let her go."

Kasia nodded. Good idea. "Now, what are we gonna do while we wait for it to kick in?"

"Torture her." I said emotionlessly.

"Good point. How?" Kasia replied. Then her eyes lit up. "Yoko!"

The spoon king came in the room, "Nani?"

"Go get some pudding." Kasia said, rubbing her hands together. "Chocolate pudding. It HAS to be chocolate."

"Whatever." Yoko said, going to the door. Suddenly, he bent over and started convulsing.

"What the hell?" Kasia voiced, walking over to him and leaning down. "What's going on?"

Before Yoko could answer, he turned into Kurama.

"Ah. Kasia said, smiling. "Potion wore off?"

Kurama smiled and groaned. "It's got the side effect of drinking a whole bottle of sake, I'm afraid."

I rolled my eyes. "Baka kitsune."

Kurama stood up and walked over to Angel, "A little old fashion torture, I see." Then he saw the "neutering" job I gave Angel.

"Hiei," Kurama said to me., "A little harsh, don't you think?"

"Hn." I replied.

"Well-" Kurama's response was broken by Angel's screams of agony.

"Ah. I guess the laxative has kicked in," Kasia said, walking over to Angel.

"Damn you all!" Angel screamed, wriggling furiously.

"Too late." Kasia said through her laughs. "Already happened!"

"That made no sense!" Angel screeched.

"Who cares!" Kasia was now rolling on the floor. "You can't do anything about it!"

SPLAT!

Or maybe she could.

"Ew......"

A/N: I know, the ending was a little gross, but think about it. I'd figure it was pretty funny revenge. And those of you who wanted Hiei to get revenge got it.

PLEASE REVIEW AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO ME! Last chapter I only got like 3 or 4 reviews! MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Kumaru Yeoman ^^