Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ The Dairy Queen Raid ( Chapter 16 )

A/N: This update is a birthday present to my friend Kas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KASIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

(coughs) ahem. Okay. Guess what? The girl finally comes out of the bathroom now! Yay! ^^ I forgot I put her in the story, so you can stop buggin me now, Kas.

Okay then!

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Chapter whatever it is (I don't know, I"ve lost count)

Hiei's POV:

After the mess had been cleaned up (and Kasia and Angel had both taken showers, thank god.) It was really quiet in the house. The living room still smelled, but it should go away in time.

Kasia came back from the bathroom first, a towel around her head.

"I'm HUNGRY!" she wined, stamping her foot.

"Oh, shut it," said the girl from the mall, who said her name was Razz.

In my standards, she's okay. Her hair is too bright (electric blue), but other than that, I think I will be able to stand her.

" I want to go get ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" kasia screamed, throwing herself on the ground.

"Get up," Razz said, kicking her lightly, "I'd rather eat goldfish."

"Hiei!" Kasia moaned, "Back me up here!"

"Hn." I said, crossing my arms, "Why should I waste my time helping you?"

"Because I want to go get SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!" she screamed again.

"I agree with Kasia. Sweet snow is a very good reason to leave the house. Let us leave now before all the stupid ningens eat it all." Amazing how those two words change everything.

"Yay!" Kasia squealed, jumping up and down, "I'll go wake up Maru and Emri and Kanna."

"No!" I screamed, "Those two brats will never go near sweet snow again!" The Haagen Daaz incident had not and would never leave my memory.

Kasia stared, "Okay, okay, don't throw a fit." She said, surprised, "We'll just leave them here."

"What you guys talkin about?" Angel asked, coming out of the bathroom herself.

"We're gonna go get ice cream!" Kasia squealed again.

Razz looked annoyed. "Can you stop DOING that?"

"Sorry." (Kasia's face : ^^,)

"Cool. Anyone know what ice cream place is open at 3:30?" Angel said, tossing her towel on the floor."

"Dairy Queen has got to be open. They always are." Kasia replied.

The first spark of fear hit me. "And what if they're not?"

"How much do you want ice cream?" Razz questioned.

"Do you have to ask?" I replied coldly.

Razz shrugged. "Then it's simple. We break in."

"ICE CREAM RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kas yelled, jumping up and down.

Razz growled and pulled Kasia down by her shirt. "What did I just tell you?"

Kasia stopped, a smile still on her face. "Sorry."

Kurama, who had been silent the whole time, finally spoke up. "Well, I guess I could use a little fun. I haven't stolen anything in awhile-"

"Except for the yeoman's spoons." Kasia said under her breath.

"Kurama gave her a cold look, and continued. "And I guess it could have it's advantages."

"Okay, then, let's go!" Angel squealed, saluting everyone.

Razz groaned." No more SQUEALING, damnit!"

We set off to Dairy Queen to the sound of Razz making death threats to the next person who squealed.

10 minutes later, we stood outside of Dairy Queen, considering how this was to happen. My plan was we go inside and eat all the ice cream, but Kasia and Angel want to complicate my perfectly good plan by making us sneak in. Hell, I don't care about the stupid Dairy Queen, and these idiots are keeping me from the precious human food that I can't resist!

After several minutes of listening to their senseless rambling, I had had enough.

"Screw your planning!" I yelled, jumping to my feet, "I'm going in to eat sweet snow!"

"Hiei, wait!" Kurama warned, getting up as well, "There's a-" He was cut off for the second time by the sound of breaking glass, my maniacal laughter, and then a high pitched sound. "-alarm." Kurama finished, sighing.

Just for the fun of it, We're going to switch to Angel's POV for a sec:

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Okay then. Kasia's POV:

That idiot! Ruining my brilliant plan! Now we only have 5 minutes to eat ice cream before the police get here!

I watched as the insane Hiei dove into the freezer where they kept a huge bowl of sweet snow. Angel was over by the frozen yogurt machine, eating straight from it. Kurama had given up talking sense into anybody, and was robbing the cash register. Razz was trashing the workers lounge.

"Oh what the hell, it's what we came here for." I said, then stuck my whole head in the Hot fudge maker.

5 minutes later.

I started to panic as the cop cars got closer and closer.

"Ack! The cop cars are getting closer and closer!" I cried.

"Mmhmfmmhmmum" was Angel's reply.

Hiei had still not come out of the freezer. I went to check on him, and found him slurping up the last of the ice cream in the freezer.

"Come on we have to go!" I screamed. Hiei looked at me like I was crazy, so I dragged him by his hair to the door.

"Whatever." Razz said, starting for the door.

"Kurama! Get Angel!" I cried. Kurama nodded, stuffed the rest of the money in his pocket, and grabbed the girl, who was still connected to the yogurt machine.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she cried, reaching for the yogurt machine. "How can you be so cruel?"

"Cops." was Kurama's reply. Angel sniffed, then attacked the frozen yogurt machine. And tore it off the wall.

"I'm taking it with me!" she yelled triumphantly.

"Whatever, let's just go!" I replied.

We all left like that, with Angel and hiei screaming at each other over the frozen yogurt. I sighed and turned to Kurama.

"This all could have been prevented if we had just done it my way."

Kurama nodded. "Well, at least we got to eat. Let's get these two back before they start punching each other, shall we?"

I nodded, and we started to Kumaru's house.

A/N: Just to let everyone know, Kas started a site, and we are having a fanfiction contest! The winner gets a Yu YU Hakusho action figure of their choice. You can RP if you want, either a YYH character or one of your own. The site is: http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/love_bishis_and_insanity/