Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ The Park, Volleyball, and Hiei's worst Enenmy ( Chapter 6 )

A/N: Hi all. Emri begged me and begged me to let her write a chapter, so here it is. I fixed it so it can be read easier.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH.

CH: 6 The Park, Volleyball, And Hiei's Worst enemy

Hiei's P.O.V.

We finally made it to the park. Getting there was a nightmare in itself. Kumaru started jumping around chanting PARK! PARK! PARK! Over and over again.. She knocked over two fruit stands and hit three people into the road. I'm starting to doubt my decision on taking her to the park. But as long as she shuts up later.......

When we got to the park, Kurama was there with Emri. He looked like hell. His hair was at least three inches shorter, his arm was in a sling, and he had a hole burned in his pants. Not ripped, burned. When I asked Kurama what happened, he shuddered and said Emri tried to make popcorn the old fashion way. Poor Kurama. I wonder if Emri's house is still standing. I don't really care, but I wonder.

'Poor me' I thought. Emri had spotted me and ran over to say hi.

"Hi Uncle Hiei!", she said happily, bouncing up and down. Damn, she remembered me. Kumaru then decided to walk over.

`"Mister baby sitter person, there's a volleyball court over there, can we play volleyball?" she asked cutely.

"Will it make you tired?" I asked carefully. Kumaru thought about it for a second.

"Maybe" Kumaru said.

"Fine, go get a ball" Maybe I won't have to use a bottle of codeine.

"Can I be on your team Uncle Hiei?" Emri asked me. She still hadn't let go of my arm. "Hn. Whatever." Kurama looked like he would jump, and sing for joy.

"Uncle Kurama, you can go to sleep if ya wanna. You look kinda tired" Emri told Kurama. He fell over instantly. I hate him so much right now.

Ten minutes later:

I will NEVER play volleyball again! The brats never told me they were champion volleyball players or that they play a little 'rough'. So far, there are three holes in the court, we have lost five balls, and Kumaru and Emri have disintegrated two nets. They also did the most horrible deed you could think of, they blew up ANOTHER sweet snow vender thingie'. Luckily there was another one, so I stole it. I've already eaten seven of the buckets of sweet snow. Finally, something has gone right. Oh look, Emri is running into the street to get the ball...shit. I have to move now. Why can't these people be SMART?????

Emri was standing in the middle of the street and a car was coming at her fast. I get up and run at her and push her out of the way of the car- and into the path of a dump truck. `I better get a bonus for saving Maru's friend.' I thought. Emri just put her hand in front of her and flipped the car over and behind her. Oh yeah.she's a demon.

"Get over here now." I growled. Limping over to her, I try and grab her but I feel a big 'SMACK!' and I fall over.

I woke up in some ningen hospital. I was sitting on an extremely uncomfortable bed and Kurama was on one too, right next to me. If possible, he looks even worse. He has bruises all over and his ankle is in a brace.

"What happened?" I asked.

"I played hop scotch with Emri after the car incident you had" he told me tiredly.

"Why didn't you try and help me get her out of the road?" I ask. Kurama just looked away and mumbled "I was asleep." Very calmly, I got up and walked over to him and tried to choke him to death. Then I noticed something was missing, my katana was gone! I asked Kurama where it was and he said the nurses took away for holding.

"Why am I here anyway?" I asked Kurama.

"Just don't look at your legs" he said. So of course, I did, I almost wish I hadn't. My right leg was in a cast all the up to my hip. Great, I'm in a cast and I don't have my katana. Just great.
After deciding to go look for a nurse so I could demand to have my katana back or I would destroy the whole hospital with my dragon wave, I tried to hobble over to the door but, I tripped over something. Emri was sitting on the floor making 'Get Well Soon Uncle Hiei' cards.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

"I'm making you cards and I'm gonna get you some ice cream in a minute" she said happily. That's it, I now like this kid a little bit.

"Whatever, as long as it's not pistachio almond." I told her. "If it's pistachio almond, you will not live to see your mother come back home. She just nodded cutely.

"Where's Kumaru?" I asked Kurama. He just held up a black bag and opened it. Kumaru was inside it sleeping. "Oh come on, she's not that bad" I said to Kurama. He only raised an eyebrow and laid back down. Wait a minute. ACK! I'm defending the little monster! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?!?? I thought about it for a minute and decided to blame my slight sympathy for the brat as sweet snow deprivation. Speaking of which....WHERE'S EMRI WITH MY SWEET SNOW?????

A/N: Okay, I fixed this chapter up a bit so it looked better, changed some stuff around, but Em was sooooo persistent I let her write this one. Please Review all!!!!!

Emri Shade and Kumaru Yeoman >^.^<