Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Detective of the Dead ❯ chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Hi I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! When we last left off, our narrator was abducted, I had claimed that I'd write a Naruto fanfic and something else…. OH Yah! The gang had teleported to Koenma's office.

T: Hiei, you must fulfill your duties to your group!

Hiei: sweat drops DJ Sarabi Does not own YuYu Hakusho, though she does own the dream where Kuwabara gets Spirit Butterfly wings…

T: Hiei! Mikooooooooooooo! You promised! You wrote your name with your blood!

Kuwabara: wtf?! I get spirit butterfly wings?!

T: ehheheheheh… Yah, but it looked kinda kool… and you get to fly! Isn't that a plus? I was hoping to use that idea sometime with you.

Kuwabara: really? You were?

T: fosho!

Kurama: may we proceed in the next minute or so?

T: Oh hold yer inner fox! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! That sounded wrong! Kurama no echi! Perv!

Kurama: NO! I didn't mean…

Kuwabara: hey, back off Kurama. She's my girl!

Miko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hiei: Hn, baaaaaka. (You gotta hear the Japanese voice to get the full effect of the word…^^)

T: ugh, well, onward then!

 

They arrived in Koenma's office to find that Botan was blabbing on and on and not noticing that she was pissing everyone around her off. Not that She had the mental capacity to see that in the first place, but you can get it… (Sorry to all you Botan fans out there, but I reeeeeeeeeealy get pissed whenever she talks…)

“Oy, Botan, come over here for a moment…” Takeko mumbled, moving her hand to her side.

“ OH! YES?” Botan absent-mindedly rushed over to Takeko.

`Oh crap, she isn't really gonna do that is she? Someone has gotta stop her!'

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiip!

Too late, Miko, Takeko has just ripped out Botan's voice box from within her throat, or wherever you can locate it.

Everyone: O.O

Botan: OoO gurgle gurgle gurgle

Takeko: …………….. (If you could just see the psychotic face on her right now… Don't worry, Botan may appear again.)

“Did you just do what I was hoping you'd do?” Hiei guiltily asked, shock obvious in his usually monotone voice.

“Hehheh, I think so. Hey, Miko, Don't give me that look.” Laughed Takeko.

“ You… you… wwwonderful…” Miko was trembling. But if anyone who knew Miko and Takeko, Miko wasn't trembling with fear, it was with shock, and usually rage at her sister's behavior. But not quite so this time. It was shock and a sense of relief/gratitude/joy.

“Well, finally I can get some peace and quiet around here!” Viewed Koenma.

Botan was the only one who was unhappy with the change she had undergone without her consent.But that doesn't matter. Even Kurama had given a small sigh of joy.

“Well we are all happy with this change, but is this all that we came here to do?” Yusuke finally said. Weird, usually He's never quiet.

“Uh, well, I was bored… and they're coming for you Kurama-than.” Takeko said in a strangely distant voice.

“Who's coming for me?” Kurama replied, most likely disturbed.

“Singing Zombie Chibi's Kurama-than. They're rotting and trudging and singing.”

“What should I do? What must I do to avoid this horror?!” Kurama begged, thoroughly afraid now.

“I'd wish you wouldn't panic like that in front of us Kurama, why don't you find a separate room?” Yusuke said.

“Separate rooms? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ILL!? That's what I've got the rose rain for.” Kurama replied.

Hehehehe! Madness infects the all like west Nile virus from a mosquito to a thirsty deer. Even Kurama has come down with the sickness of my insanity. Hahahahahahahaha!

Miko: when are Hiei and I gonna marry?

T: hmmmmmmm, well, it'll have to be soon since I'm gonna kill you two.

M: -_-`

Hiei: why do you wanna do so much damage?

T: to you or just in general?

Hiei: me? Wuh?

T: well, it's nothing against you, it's just that ya know horror and all that, but you'll get a funny death.